Reposted by Andy😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just got bit in half by a tiger shark, AMA 14311
Andy @andycrcl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You are drinking your own urine. I am drinking milk from a skull. We are not the same. 020
Reposted by AndyHarrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. 0165
Reposted by Andy😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026check out the absolutely stacked voice cast of the eco-villains on captain planet. you keep thinking, “No way! HIM??” and then someone even more awesome shows up en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain...en.wikipedia.orgCaptain Planet and the Planeteers - Wikipedia 2123
Reposted by AndyDavid Daniel @daviddaniel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The wonderful actor Keith David is set to be honored June 4 with the 2,847th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, in the Motion Pictures category. Guest speakers: L.A. Mayor Karen Bass, Lynn Whitfield, John Carpenter, and John C. McGinley. 1684677703
Reposted by AndyJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 08/01/2026Added color-coded subtitles so the hearing-impaired can enjoy this absolutely wonderful internet classic 9453141
Reposted by AndyMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York. 1008389449562
Reposted by Andy🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I asked it to read me the package insert like a pirate 1906
Reposted by AndyHarrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The drugs.com AI is working spectacularly well 20926224
Reposted by Andykrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor 109207784673
Reposted by AndyOut of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/01/2026 77102822656
Reposted by AndyThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/12/2025Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose theonion.com/sad-sack-bullied-by-ar… 341300112
Reposted by AndyRolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 11/12/2025“What I said was pretty damn factual, and I’m free to have an opinion."bit.lyAmanda Seyfried Says She's 'Not F-cking Apologizing' for Calling Charlie Kirk 'Hateful' 2068659
Andy @andycrcl.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Guy who has definitely seen a pipe before, “Getting a lot of pipe vibes from this.” 050
Reposted by Andyskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers 5343881137
Andy @andycrcl.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I’m having a hard time watching Task. I refuse to believe the English language can be spoke this way. 010
Reposted by AndyAdam Selzer @adamchicago.bsky.social · 10/10/2025The frogs have landed in Chicago! 12172291259
Reposted by AndySam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/10/2025congrats to Nobel Peace Prize winner Portland Frog 231355240
Reposted by AndyThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2025White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President theonion.com/white-house-doctor-tru… 761788172
Reposted by AndyRebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵) 715294689897
Reposted by AndyWayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died. 09911
Reposted by AndyProdigalHoosier @prodigalhoosier.medsky.network · 13/09/2025It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.” www.thenation.com/article/poli...thenation.comCharlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No MourningThe white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division 061
Reposted by Andy😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 02/09/2025this meal gave me pancreatitis btw 221779
Reposted by Andynurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 18/08/2025My father in law's pill storage situation is so great. There's gabapentin and apixaban in there 👍 3516911
Reposted by AndyHarrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Lightning crashes, a blue hedgehog cries His gold rings fall to the floor 1223
Reposted by Andy🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Chiropractor school takes 4 years. One year to learn how to dissect someone’s vertebral artery and 3 years to learn when not to do that (always). 0283
Reposted by AndyHarrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 17/07/2025If God did not exist, I would not find it necessary to invent him. But I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than Voltaire. 072
Andy @andycrcl.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it. 010
Andy @andycrcl.bsky.social · 30/04/2025ER capacity is infinite if you just keep putting people in the hallway 030
Reposted by AndyInternet Archive @archive.org · 17/04/2025📢 The Internet Archive needs your help. At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine. Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit. 👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the... 🧵⬇️ 1181942215536
Andy @andycrcl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025girlswithbigideas.substack.com/p/i-knew-i-s... 👀girlswithbigideas.substack.comI KNEW I Saw Those NudesWarning: NSFW. (Barely. Sort of. You'll See.) 1104
