Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348844950
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If Trump thinks cost overruns on a renovation project are criminal, I have a reflecting pool to sell him 40560130
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/09/2026The two Republicans who helped write the college sports bill were the Atlanta Hawkeyes man and the Basketball Ring man booed by his constituents on College GameDay because his presence is Texas' most notorious sports curse. We're in great hands 225420
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My body is rested and my mind is clear. I am prepared for this moment. 020
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of my favorite things about this is you know both of the flunkies behind Schmidt spent the past 48 hrs bragging to their nazi bro friends to tune into this hearing for some real fireworks. 030
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Right wing media finding out their big Jack Smith story fell apart.static.klipy.comBill O'Reilly's On-Air OutburstALT: Bill O'Reilly's On-Air Outburst 617018
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Mr. Smith, I see here you went to a 'Hawks' game. It follows, does it not, that this must have been the Seahawks and that you could only have gone to meet with Bill Gates about weaponizing vaccines." It's basically the same thing. 041
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology" 20771411514
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 29/09/2026Nobody is more sure about screen time rotting the brains of kids than people who spend three hours a day on Facebook 2826
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comCharlie Brown's Classic Football FailALT: Charlie Brown's Classic Football Fail 0171
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Super cool. Here’s a class traitor dispatch: when you start to make more money you start to pay more taxes. The size of the checks you send to the govt have big numbers on them. It’s unsettling. You need a strategy & that strategy is SUCK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER. 111255137
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comMiami Heat's Mourning & Payton on BenchALT: Miami Heat's Mourning & Payton on Bench 000
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mike Pillow is really stretching what his Minnesota company is able to do 020
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just like Lil Ben’s solution to coastal properties when the ocean levels rise, they’ll just sell the debt. 130
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed. 1996253513
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026republicans hate the troops and consider them little more than political props that arent really people 748453
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is ripe for memeing. Just trade out "Christian Parker's defense" and its good to go 110
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone really does need to educate America that prices going down is actually bad. You don't want them spiking, but deflation makes inflation look good. 3409
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comMatt's Survivor Smile and Shocked ReactionsALT: Matt's Survivor Smile and Shocked Reactions 120
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me checking the Packers score after a week of being sent Caleb memesstatic.klipy.comSips Tea Stephen A SmithALT: Sips Tea Stephen A Smith 150
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026a society of senior law firm partners who never learned how to use the printer 2774799
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Gregg McLennan @strayarc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Going in to a hole in the wall BBQ joint and the menu says market price like a swanky seafood joint. 0163
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's OK, I think she's learned her lesson 711447147
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814244719
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If any of these guys spent 1 hour with someone outside of their ideological bubble they might have learned something. For example, if you think you can cut the deficit via personnel cuts, you are a fucking clown who does not deserve to be listened to. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/a-year-on-... 345976
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He looks like he took getting in shape for his wedding more seriously than getting in shape for last season. 020
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I can watch almost any movie or tv franchise owned by Disney on my phone whenever I want. My kids and wife can too on their own devices. People comparing today’s product to that of the Blockbuster era are ridiculous. 000
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Back to the kitchen Butker 220511
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Absolutely, but they’ll have frowny faces to express their displeasure 000
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ah yes. This sounds just like Trump and the “journalists” reporting on this should not question the validity of the statements of their sources. 020
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026New Orleans Pelicans Can’t Help But Notice They’re Not On NBA Schedule This Year theonion.com/new-orleans-pelicans-c… 987268
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How’d he react when you told him that jet fuel can’t melt steel beams? 100
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18/09/2026dude's going to chuck that in the chicago river next march 2135131
Reposted by 👻 Androo 🎃James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In related news, I'll be starting the Medlock sportsbook. Every line is even money, no vig, max bet $580, both sides mandatory, one visit per six months. It's time to gamble our way to Medicaid for All. 241266259
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comWhat Would You Say You Do Here?ALT: What Would You Say You Do Here? 030
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Trump will empty the last drop of reserves before he lets this happen before Nov. 130
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Those hearings took place bc Republicans were the majority. Dems are in the minority right now which means they can’t do much more than ask for and be denied the ability to even investigate these things 361
👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Follow up to this should be “You’ve had control of Congress and Trump has been president for 18 months. If this was actually part of your plans, why only mention it now? Why haven’t you had time to “process it”?” 000
