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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don’t tell me Lavia is going to play a whole 90 minutes for Belgium

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ça plane pour moi britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fofana standing there with his d*ck in his hand (as usual) #Chelsea

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Pretty sure Alonso must be train running training sessions with Josh and Hato in midfield

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is what it’s come to: spend north of £2 billion and field the superannuated Hendo and young ginger bollox as your starting midfield for the fifth game of the season #Chelsea #BRECHE

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just found out that Wyclef Jean was at the Chelsea v Brighton game He saw Pascal Groß score two times #illgetmycoat

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

After last Sunday when Pedro got severely rattled by the big lumps in Arsenal’s defence, and how well Welbeck played last night, do you think Alonso might think playing Pedro against Hull’s agricultural defence might be a bit of a risk? #Chelsea

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Can’t blame the current crop of idiot Sporting Directors but why oh why did we sell Ampadu? #Chelsea #CHELEE

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Can’t understand why there were no takers for Malo Gusto at £75m #Chelsea

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Fofana left looking like an idiot No change there then #Chelsea

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Need Lavia to do something he’s never done for #Chelsea in the league before: a full 90

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Things not going Joao Pedro’s way today Time to bring on Welbz #Chelsea #ARSCHE

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Just wondering if there is a podcast that Simon Sebag Montefiore HASN’T been promoting his new book on recently #Asking4AFriend

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Non-dairy Canary @nondairycanary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

But you've all heard of Andrew fucking Wakefield.

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Apparently the Aston Villa deal with #Chelsea for Jackson is for £65m but only £47.5m up front + £17.5m in add-ons These add-ons better be easy to achieve like "Jackson must get caught offside 3+ times per game" or "Jackson must have a shower after training". Otherwise Villa are having a laugh

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

#Chelsea fans help me please! For the first time in years I’m starting to think that we might be approaching the end of the Bob Sanchez Experience Of course, I know I’m going to be disappointed but I can’t stop myself

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

@totallyshow.bsky.social are you guys still on [your *Totally* deserved] holiday? When are you back podding again?

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I hope someone remembers to ask one or two probing questions to the Home Office in the midst of this political row "Badenoch said Bonehill-Paine was certified by the Home Office to train police on antisemitism and countering extremism."

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Just watching In the Heat of the Night for, I’m ashamed to say, the first time ever. It’s really terrific. Fantastic acting and direction. Great use of music.

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Personally, I really hope that Fernandez doesn’t come back to #Chelsea and we can sell him but if he is going to be with us next season, it will be really fascinating to see how seasoned pros like Henderson, Welbeck and Lacroix deal with his on and off field shenanigans

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Amazing stat quoted by Marina Hyde in @theguardian.com “A fascinating report last week by Luminate, the entertainment data analysts, found that 39% of Americans identified as content creators” Those algorithms have got their work cut out

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

When we said the #Chelsea squad needed a bunch of experienced fighters this wasn’t quite what we meant

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Clutching at straws here but if #Chelsea sign Henderson the first training session with Fernandez should at least be interesting #tasty

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Lizzie Dearden @lizziedearden.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Astonishing admission from Greater Manchester Police today that they failed to examine Jihad al-Shamie's phones after arresting him in February and September last year If they had looked, they would have found evidence of him planning a terror attack before he struck the Heaton Park synagogue

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026