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Andrew Beasley

@andrewbeasleyfootball.com
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Data Visuals Journalist for Sport at The Guardian. www.theguardian.com/profile/andrew-…

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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 5h
11-man Liverpool have not conceded a Premier League goal for 352 minutes. Only a penalty in the last 398.
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AndCouldHePlay7 @andcouldheplay7.bsky.social · 6h
Funny how the commentary team have been able to hear the Kop any time it makes any noise about Guilty of 114 Charges FC players being cheats, but they all go deaf when there’s been repeated tragedy chanting.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 6h
Liverpool were missing their top scorer from this season, their current top scorer for the club and their reigning player of the season. For an an hour they were the better side. Munoz continues to impress. Plenty to build on. Up the Reds.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 6h
Liverpool still ahead on xG at 0-2!
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Peter Thal Larsen @petertl.bsky.social · 6h
Hard to devise a better metaphor for the past decade and a half of Premier League football than Man City winning while playing with an extra man.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 6h
It's watching like Top Gear do a review of Pablo Escobar's lovely fleet of cars.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 6h
As disappointed as I am, this is probably the perfect result to sum up the sorry state of the Premier League as it stands. We’re watching a sham. The cheats still prosper.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 6h
Well played, Lewis. Top effort.
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 6h
Liverpool just gone after the sending-off. The system they were playing was so effective that you didn't notice they had so many first-teamers missing, but the man-to-man nature of it meant the red card did for them.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 6h
I’m glad this game won’t count eventually.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 7h
I’m sure you know but the Premier League has an image of that on its page for high feet fouls.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 7h
Yeah, I can’t see it opening up much at all while it’s 0-0.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 8h
Quarter of the game gone. One shot. Nine fouls.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 8h
On song, but if he’s a song, I’d listen.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 8h
If Gravenberch is song, all is well.
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 8h
There's always money in the banana stand
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 8h
Yeah he’s not lasting 90
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 8h
Ronnie the Red is ready, really up for this and hopefully not too reckless.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 10/10/2026
Incredibly good film, love it.
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Scott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 10/10/2026
Manchester United have a -2 goal difference this season while playing WITH A MAN ADVANTAGE.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 10/10/2026
Only 0-0 would have been a more appropriate result in the bald men comb fight derby
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit, standing on top of a van with loudspeakers on it, flinches as projectiles are hurled at him
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 10/10/2026
He wasn’t wrong. It’s the best one.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 09/10/2026
Grace Fisk is on for England, making her international debut #LFCW 👏
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 09/10/2026
Expected goals are being squandered in the Premier League. 14 teams have scored fewer than their xG this season. Small sample weirdness? Maybe. But who the chances are falling to is very relevant. My latest for @sport.theguardian.com:
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The Premier League so far: draws, underperforming xG and other data pointers
Goal averages are crumbling as players take fewer touches in the box and once-reliable forwards underperform against xG
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Tom Davies @tomdaviese17.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Important piece this. Makes the point that Man City is a relatively small part of Abu Dhabi's extensive entanglements in UK life, and that they'll drop Man City if they have to. Manchester has become more dependent on Abu Dhabj than Abu Dhabi is of Manchester
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Sid Lowe @sidlowe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An 11-yr-old, 2nd-hand VW Beetle with 300,000km on the clock pulls over on Fofó the Clown Street. The music goes off, the Smiths silenced, and out gets Sergio Camello: movie aficionado, photographer, drummer, Olympic gold medallist & Europe’s 2nd top scorer www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Sergio Camello: ‘Rayo is the last team standing – it’s football from another time’
Rayo Vallecano’s fascinating forward on his unique club, his musical passions and the goalscoring form that puts him among Europe’e elite
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 08/10/2026
City were made to look a sham on their way to 100 points.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 08/10/2026
Yeah that is odd.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 08/10/2026
Not that you can rewrite history but *if* Man City’s results were expunged from 2010-11, Holloway’s Blackpool would have stayed up rather than gone down.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 07/10/2026
#SFAOK
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 07/10/2026
Just discovered my Bayeuz Tapestry x Adebayor gif so that's nice isn't it
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Rónán Hession @ronanhession.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Awwwwwwww www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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‘He was devastatingly sexy’: Frasier’s Jane Leeves and David Hyde Pierce on the love between Daphne and Niles
From a breathless tango to a kiss that sent fans wild, the pair crafted a sensational seven-year TV crush. The real-life best friends talk first impressions, Casablanca moments – and having hot husban...
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 07/10/2026
She looks like Eva Marie Saint In "On the Waterfront"
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 07/10/2026
The bass intro will now be stuck in my brain all day. Maybe yours too.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes indeed I'm rather tiring of the coverage... a convicted perjuror who brazenly lied his way through life and continued to attend the House of Lords even as this poor woman's life fell apart.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 06/10/2026
So sorry to hear this. Everyone thinks they have the best dog and everyone is right. Rest well, Otis, you earned it x
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In hindsight the moshpit was a mistake.
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Ian Wade @wadeywade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here's a Rod Temperton playlist. He was a famously private man but left five houses in his will. Honey, the man wrote Thriller. That alone probably bought the houses, never mind Boogie Nights, Rock With You, Yah Mo Be There, Baby Come To Me and Give Me The Night open.spotify.com/playlist/2eL...
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HOT RODS
Rod Temperton bangers in order of appearance
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
help my friend Vince with something cool -- taking high school kids out to eat good food and learn how much New York City has to offer: www.gofundme.com/help-brookly...
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Donate to Help Brooklyn Kids Explore New Foods, organized by Vincent Ricco
We just want to eat some interesting--maybe challenging--food! Hi all, my… Vincent Ricco needs your support for Help Brooklyn Kids Explore New Foods
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 05/10/2026
Yeah reminded me of that. Plus as a 90s teenager who had horrendous curtain hair and is now losing my hair a bit, the picture almost made me think of myself, past and present.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 05/10/2026
My favourite photo of a footballer for quite some time.
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Bournemouth unhappy over Scott injury but Tuchel says England took ‘zero risk’
Alex Scott has withdrawn from the England squad after a thigh problem worsened during his impressive performance in Croatia
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video. 
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 04/10/2026
Thanks for the recommendation 👍
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 04/10/2026
Intro for when they re-edit the Premier League Years for 2009-18 in future.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 04/10/2026
Read this in the paper yesterday, I never knew they knew each other. I’ll definitely be watching the documentary.
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Star Wars actor John Boyega on the day his 10-year-old school friend Damilola Taylor was killed: ‘It kept me up at night because I was just with the guy’
The star was just eight when his friend was stabbed. Decades on, he’s ready to talk about that day – how it shaped him, and how, as he becomes a father himself, it will shape him as a dad
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Luke Turner @luketurner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Slaven Bilić, livid at being sacked from the Bad Seeds, watches the tour bus disappear down the motorway
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now attention turns to how well the 100 England fans will do in the post-match fighting against 6000 Croatian children.
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