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Beck Andoff

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Murals, stickers, zines, etc • Masking for public health and safety • Too old and too radicalized to have any chill ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ MisterAndoff.com

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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 2h
Halloween costume that can work with a black respirator for my horror art market next weekend: sexy Bane? Can I get away with being Tom Hardy Bane without shaving my head if I have great cleavage out?
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 5h
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 5h
Surprisingly enough, S06E04 of The Walking Dead! A bottle episode with John Carroll Lynch and Lennie James called Here's Not Here, which is one of the most profound things I've ever seen on TV. Deals with restorative justice, vengeance, and grief so deftly, on the SIXTH season of a zombie show.
Still from The Walking Dead showing a bald white man (Eastman) standing in a field facing away from a Black man (Morgan) crouching near camping equipment.
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 8h
If you still support the death penalty in some cases, you should read about the drug supply issues and how inconsistent administering them efficiently is. It has been botched a shocking number of times, and it is TORTURE. I saw a doc where the expert described it as feeling like acid in your veins.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baskin-Robbins Sunflower Power (1979-1980): Lemon ice cream loaded up with candy-coated sunflower seeds
A very 70's looking drawing of a field of sunflowers holding yellow ice cream cones, as a ring of seeds dance around a pole and a lemon looks on
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
EWW this lead me to discover that critic Amy Nicholson (Unspooled) recently did FIVE episodes of the official Harry Potter film podcast 🤢🤢🤢
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is maybe the most nakedly violent editorial I have ever read. It is horrifying that it was even published. The author repeatedly clarifies that debate is not enough to deal with someone like Avi Lewis.
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This post is egregious Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal erasure.
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
✨️🎀✨️💖 This makes me want to drop dead 💖✨️🎀✨️
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I barely use Instagram (I am the miracle baby in a multi generational family of photogs-- can't take a decent picture to save my fucking life) and only have like 350 followers, but Rue Morgue mag just followed me (I assume bc of this poster I made for Terroronto X) and it was the *BEST* feeling 🫣😳
Poster for Terroronto X done in shades of orange, grey, and black. Illustration of four monsters (vampire, Frankenstein, werewolf, Fishman) wearing hard plastic Ben Cooper-style masks of each other and holding solo cups, VHS tapes of horror movies, and bags of stuff they just bought. Title text drawn to look like shiny silver mylar balloons. Signed by Mister Andoff.

Text: 
Real Art - Real Artists
Terroronto X 10 horror art market
Free entry
Physical media
Interstellar tarot reading
Professional photo booth 
Friday, Oct 9th
4pm - midnight
Tranzac @ 292 Brunswick Ave
COSTUME CONTEST!
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also reminder the best help for food pantries, or people struggling or any 'need' is cold hard cash. Always. Always always always. Food pantries can make that money stretch MUCH BETTER THAN YOU CAN, and it'll go to their most urgent needs. I mean, the other stuff is great too but cash is king
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes I ask myself, am I wrong about genAI? Am I just an old man yelling at a cloud about what is actually really positive technology? Then I am reminded of what AI booster bros think and I realize, no, AI really does drink your water and eat your brain.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The myth of the “welfare queen” was formulated by Reagan to racialize ( and criminalize ) the social safety net The actual woman was a criminal mastermind who identified as whatever got her paid . it’s not a teaching moment it’s a propaganda demand en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_T...
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Linda Taylor - Wikipedia
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mortifying for everyone involved that Lanterns features TWO multi-line Harry Potter jokes. Really giving a "yes sir, Mr Warner Brothers, we'll happily write whatever forced cross-promo pap you want! Yum yum" bootlicking baby vibe.
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A car marked "New York Times" turning hard to the right off a highway labeled "Reality" to an exit named "Bedtime Stories for White Centrists""
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As someone who spent 15+ years being PATHOLOGICALLY accommodating and cheerful with even customers who were cruel to me until I burned out indefinitely, I *treasure* a lowkey mean barista just doing their job. I bet those drinks were terrific.
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Mark Ungrin @mark-ungrin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We do not talk enough about the prevalence of misinformation inside medical institutions. It is framed as a problem of disobedient outsiders, but in reality, misinformation - from anti-vax to anti-PPE to the "overdiagnosis" moral panic - originates, spreads, and kills *inside* the house.
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Thémis 😷 Covid is not over ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @themis2023.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"We do not talk enough about the prevalence of misinformation inside medical institutions" : I totally agree (same situation in France where I live). I documented that the medical institutions were repeating the misinformation spread by anti-vaxxers/opponents of prevention.
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Britta Shoot @brittashoot.com · 28/09/2026
endless rancid discourse counteracted last night in a film screening when a well-adjusted adult stranger sat next to spouse and me, glanced at our masks, pulled out his own and put it on without a word 😷🫡
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching people blame the new shitty way they feel on everything else from microplastics to probably-perimenopause and never consider the well-documented impacts of covid is breaking me. We have SO MUCH DATA, and the specialists are unanimous, but you're an annoying broken record if you mention it.
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just realized I rated The Love Hypothesis the same number of stars as Taxi Driver on Letterboxd. Honestly I know which I liked better, and it's not the Paul Schrader one.
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babs ✨ @itsbabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
malcolm harris showing yall how to ally once again
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Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet • 1h

And I really do think that's what most of our disabled comrades are complaining about, insofar as they are. Not that we haven't eliminated all health risks in our spaces but that we don't behave like this stuff matters for all of us as a movement...

*We're" the ones who force them into having to consider their health individually when we decline to think about it collectively, rather than working with our disabled comrades to make reasonable choices re: weighing risks. Something they have more experience with anyway!

And yeah when you put people in that position, you are only gonna hear from certain people. You aren't gonna hear from people who don't want to talk about their personal needs in an organizing context, they'll just be quiet and protect themselves. Which is a big loss.
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babs ✨ @itsbabs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
sickos cartoon labeled sickos for clean air with a flo mask on saying “yes ha ha ha YES!”
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babs ✨ @itsbabs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
yes…… yes!!!!!!!!
Malcolm Harris
@BigMeanInternet

Reminder that covid-conscious people have been absolutely begging for a national campaign to build and deploy air filters for like 5+ years now

10:08 AM • 7/16/26 • 981 Views
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a fake crisis that was uncritically accepted and promoted by the Most Serious Journalists in the country
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Lady Rea 🏳️‍⚧️ @theladyrea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Boston Globe left out a lot of things
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Zohran’s Mommy Dommey @loridiletto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nothing unites people across the political spectrum like deciding an invisible illness that disproportionately affects women is actually hysteria
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A thing that bothers me is that when people don’t know anything about a thing, and then make a bunch of wrong assumptions as a result, and then blame the people they know nothing about.
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is so inane. Spend any time browsing masking advocacy online, white people might be the minority. Anecdotally, in Toronto like 80% of the other people I see masking are not white. When I leave my area to go to really white neighbourhoods, NO masks. White people are failing this group project.
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can't describe the emotional whiplash of finding out there's a mask-mandatory lesbian bar somewhere (amazing, beautiful, heartening) because big lefty accounts are deriding those lesbians for caring about masking. And saying shit about "the science" (vague, convincing!) that is... fully bullshit?
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I simply cannot handle how many books marketed as "LGBTQ romance novel" are about two cis bisexuals getting into a heterosexual relationship. Yes, the characters are both queer, but that's not "romance novel about a queer relationship." I say this as a bisexual who dated plenty of men in the past!
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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 21/09/2026
God this drives me nuts. "Student absenteeism is way up compared to before the pandemic. There's some research on possible explanations" Wow I wonder what could have changed *since the start of the pandemic* to lead to *more illnesses and absences*, it's a real fuckin' mystery
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Cancelled buses, mental health and sick days: Your Ontario school attendance questions answered
Education reporters Kristin Rushowy and Isabel Teotonio will take on reader questions about Ontario’s new attendance rules and what they mean for students.
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Denis - The COVID Info Guy @thecovidinfoguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Two Masks COVID-Informed People Wear: One for the airborne virus — one for the frustration of watching people repeatedly get sick while public health messaging continues to fail them. Source: x.com/1goodtern/st...
A screenshot of a social media post on X (formerly Twitter) by the user tern (@1goodtern).
The text of the post reads: "I wear two masks: a visible one to reduce my exposure to airborne pathogens, and an invisible one to hide the scream behind my eyes every time I encounter yet another person with long-term health problems caused by covid infection."
The post is dated 3:55 PM · Sep 20, 2026 and shows a metric of 11.2K Views.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 21/09/2026
This is why we need more trans people in media since points like these don’t get brought up in context from a cis perspective.
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Bill Comeau 🇨🇦 @bill-comeau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wastewater monitoring remains an important viral infection surveillance tool, its a shame that the Ontario government slashed funding and Canada's most populated province is left with little surveillance outside of Toronto.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you hear a fantastical story about AI, you should ask yourself, "How does this serve the political project of AI?" Because, as others have pointed out, that's what AI really amounts to: a political project.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 20/09/2026
(guy who has only ever seen Camp Miasma, walking out of Resident Evil) a lot less fingering in this one
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Illegal stings, lying about warrants, stalking people, entrapment. The thing nobody wants to hear when it comes to Chris Hansen is that if we are gonna be a country, the worst people you know—and that INCLUDES pedophiles—have to have rights too. Like Im SO sorry to break it to you
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
99% of my customers are so wonderful, but wow are the occasional scammers (who Etsy fully enables) such day-ruiners. Etsy is the fucking worst for sellers, avoid starting an Etsy shop if you can get traction anywhere else.
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🐈‍⬛🪦 Alfie! 🎃👻 @lookin4serenity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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jessrawk @jessrawk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this makes me miss doing chalkboards.
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...anyway, I go on to show that, in addition to being contradictory, both Assumptions #7 & 8 are naive & incorrect... juliaserano.medium.com/on-democrats...
screenshot from linked-to essay that reads:
Regarding Assumption #7: If you sincerely engaged in the thought experiment in the last section, you can see why this “selfish” accusation is deranged. It’s *our rights* that are on the chopping block, so of course we are speaking out. And if *your rights* are not currently on the chopping block (insert “First They Came” reference here), then you are the one being selfish by telling us to put aside our concerns for yours!
Regarding Assumption #8: This isn’t necessarily true. One only needs to look at the UK, where Labour (the center-left party that is analogous to Democrats here) tried to appease anti-trans activists in an attempt to garner broader support, but it completely backfired, and now they have alienated much of their base (a lesson that Democrats should pay heed to). And now with both major UK parties embracing anti-trans policies, trans people face a nation-wide situation that is arguably worse than it is in most red states.
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...also flabbergasted than many cis ppl can't see how contradictory Assumptions #7 & 8 are. didn't get into it in the piece, but the absolute glee with which some ppl say #8 ("well, enjoy the camps Republicans are going to put trans ppl in") is bone chilling... juliaserano.medium.com/on-democrats...
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Assumption #7: Trans people are selfish and only thinking of themselves
Assumption #8: Trans people will be way worse off if the Republican wins
I am grouping these together because they are both common responses, sometimes espoused by the same person, even though they are inherently contradictory. The former tacitly recognizes that protesting the Democratic candidate in question is in trans people’s best interest, while the latter suggests that it’s not in our best interest. So which is it? It can’t be both!
While contradictory, Assumptions #7 and 8 can both be used toward the same end goal, namely, dismissing trans people’s perspectives. They are both “polite” ways of telling trans people to “shut the fuck up.”
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you see this, post your green art. (based on the criminally underrated King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword)
Illustration by MisterAndoff done in shades of murky green. A man in black armour stands next to a huge old bell on a rock in an underground cave with carved stone stairs and pillars in the background. From the foreground at the bottom of the page, huge tangled tentacles arch through the water towards him.
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Beck Andoff @andoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wait wait does David Lowery need to remake The Green Knight with muppets
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