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Amynon

@amynon.bsky.social
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I write webnovels and sometimes scream desperately into the night

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too. Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more. Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
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M.H. Williams @mhwilliams.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
All this talk about Open AI, but you should be asking, "Am I Open for Jesus?" Nvidia is crashing because no one asked what the Son of God CUDA do for them. People are turning DeepSeek, but they should be Seeking the Lord Deeply!
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a man in a suit is singing into a microphone in front of a podium
ALT: a man in a suit is singing into a microphone in front of a podium
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
"I should stop smoking weed to improve myself" I say, before spending two weeks in the depths of depression that only weed can bring me out of
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I only started paying attention to plants a few seasons ago, but there's dandelions blooming in my back yard (in the shade!) on January 2nd, and I'm pretty sure that's Not Fucking Normal™
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izzy @isobel.top · 01/01/2025
i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/12/2024
Deeply suspicious of non-sad Millennials tbh
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/12/2024
When I have to do even one single thing
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025? #WrestleSky 🤼🤼‍♂️
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Maggie Mae @giselleicke.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Motivational Raccoon Mood
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Signed - keep it rolling.
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Donyae Coles @okokno.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
"Prompt Engineers" swear they are doing something b/c they had A Thought. But you fools. You bores. You absolute fucking turnips. The Art isn't the Thought, the Idea. The Art is The Work. And this isn't some art hoe bullshit, this is about craft.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/12/2024
I vote Do
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/12/2024
Gimli saying I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a right winger. And legolas asks what about with a healthcare CEO assassin. And Kimberly says I. I could do that
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Remember the old saying that McDonald's workers are better are de-escalation than cops? Turns out they're better at catching killers too.
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old tom @yuckytom.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
mood
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A bloody message written on the wall above a corpse: "I killed this man because of his greed." Detectives:"we think this may hint at a motive."
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/12/2024
*wakes up* Well, it's getting late
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/12/2024
To save yourself the headache: I believe if a person is a billionaire, that person is evil. I believe that billionaire CEOs are inhuman, and I don't care if they are killed. I think we should kill more of them. I think society could use a good de-billionairing. Unfollow me if this bothers you a lot.
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METAL GEAR SCARERIC @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
if i got shot by a guy that rode off on a citibike, i'd die of embarrassment before i die of the gunshot wound
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
someone please put me in a haven’t stabbed any relatives yet starter pack
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🦇💀 Rigg-or Mortis 💀🦇 @rigg.lgbt · 26/11/2024
Depressing number of people sharing screenshots of the torygraph and the daily fail today.
Don't make me tap the sign meme.

The sign read: sharing right wing content by quoting or screenshotting to dunk does nothing to persuade right wingers they're wrong, but does spread their miserable hate- filled ideas to people who dont need our want to see them
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/11/2024
I want to implement a day where nobody talks about politics so you can see how cool this place used to be. I'm not saying it's not important, I'm not saying you should ignore everything. Just...jfc people. You're going to drive yourselves and us nonfunctionally batty, this is unsustainable.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The alien if Ripley wasn't on the NOSTROMO
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Calling a cop starter park a block list: quote removed Calling it a domestic violence starter pack: quote removed Calling them all unhinged dog killers: fine???
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth
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Djura @djura.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A meme depicting the DC Comics superhero Batman breaking a gun labeled “misgendering”, with “mis” and “gendering” on separate parts of the broken gun. In it, he says “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.”
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I'd rather die a skeeter than live a sky writer
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/11/2024
Yeah sorry but Amerc*a seems terrible,
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
the solidification of skeet as the term for bluesky posts means we're one step away from establishing a pattern. In 50 years, "-eet" will be the standard suffix for microblog posts.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’m making a list of “blue wave” accounts that appear to be bots. They’re all posting the same junk content links and are reeeeaaaally similar. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@katskratchh.bsky.social sending you some dogs I know so you'll use bluesky more
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
oh did you dumbasses think i was kidding? this is a small beautyberry bush and the birds are gonna eat the hell out of these things soon.
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Post dog pics so everyone in this starter pack shoots their monitors
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/11/2024
They say Jesus was a great man, but I'm older than him and I never got nailed to a fucking tree. So how great is he, really? I mean by a lot of metrics I have a higher score than he does and that mf was using cheat codes.
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AshleyRoboto 🌻 @ashleyroboto.com · 20/11/2024
MY BABIES!!!!!!!!!
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Amynon @amynon.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
not even a 50 skeets and I already need to completely divorce this account from my tiny little online brand (I have one of those, I swear) because of my own behavior.
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