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Christian Lipski

@christianlipski.bsky.social
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Guitarist/vocalist for the PDX Broadsides (@pdxbroadsides.bsky.social) Drummer for himself Letterboxd 📽 boxd.it/N7hd Pro-trans, Anti-AI Alt text promoter Portland OR He/him

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Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
Elon Musk, douchy and doughy and pale
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Kirsti Miller @kirstimiller30.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bought a six-pack of donuts when a guy next to me said, "You shouldn't eat donuts." I replied, "My grandparents parents lived to be 100." He asked, "Did they eat donuts?" I shot back, "No, they minded their own fkn business."
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Nancy looking at Sluggo in shock. Sluggo with bandages and blacked eyes saying "where we're going we won't need eyes to see"
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got me an ereader, so I have a little device (smaller than the ipad) that's dedicated to one thing (no apps– hell, no color). I am starting to feel kindly toward single-purpose devices.
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Nick Filardi he/him @nickfil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
an absolutely wonderful anti-AI strategy. It is simple. We burn the credits.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 03/10/2026
one of the dancing with the stars contestants is a savannah banana so I think we can all agree the shark has been jumped
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim To Have Never Heard the Skyrizi Jingle
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the best soundtracks of fictional bands, along with Walk Hard and Josie and the Pussycats. Just genius work.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My #LastFourWatched for #FilmSky on #LetterboxdFriday! Music, imagined and real. Stains was a real gut-punch. Supergirl - well-done intro to the character by keeping her story separate. Lobo was very Lobo And a hillbilly heist from my guy Soderbergh
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains 4 stars
Monterey Pop 4 stars rewatch 
Supergirl 4.5 stars
Logan Lucky 4.5 stars rewatch
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
meanwhile people have been telling us since 2025 that we have to vote for him in 2028
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have the absolute. Dumbest. People. In charge.
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KOIN 6 News @koin6.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A free, immersive, walk-through haunted attraction featuring famous movie monsters and designed by a local artist will run through October in Northeast Portland.
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Local artist spooks Portland with free Haunted House
A free, immersive, walk-through haunted attraction featuring famous movie monsters and designed by a local artist will run through Oct. in Northeast Portland.
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The Tonearm @thetonearm.com · 05/05/2026
"'The between-song raps are the stuff of legend,' Black Flag frontman Henry Rollins recalled. 'We gave a copy of the tape to Thurston Moore from Sonic Youth who made a 7-inch single of all the between-song-raps, and it is beyond belief, it is so cool.'"
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"We thought Venom were excellent. But then they came to New York and we found out that they weren't joking." Why the Beastie Boys were disappointed to discover that British metal legends Venom weren't a comedy band
Venom: unlikely heroes to the New York hardcore community
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Thalo @nigelraki.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Ownership means control. If Google can block any app on your phone, you don't really own it. Join the 100,000+ people fighting to keep Android open. @keepandroidopen.bsky.social keepandroidopen.org
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Keep Android Open
Your phone is about to stop being yours. In September 2026, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ALWAYS RESKEETING SU TISSUE
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chat, is this a happy sleep schedule?
Sleep graph showing that from about 4:30am until 7am there's a series of 8 or 9 wake/sleep cycles.
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Uneasy Writer @uneasywriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel seen.
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PEOPLE. By subscribing to the Patreon at any available amount you get the bonus episodes, which are about ten minutes long. AHAHAHAHA NOPE here's 140 minutes for you.
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I forgot that the USC marching band wears sunglasses. Jesus wept.
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In case anyone is interested, this has brightened up my feed.
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Joe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s fall! Time for wholesome harvest-themed family activities! And sometimes chainsaws. I wrote about three of Sauvie Island’s corn mazes for the @portlandmercury.com
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The Mercury’s 2026 Sauvie Island Corn Maze Reviews - Portland Mercury
Pick up a pumpkin or be chased by a chainsaw-wielding maniac—which Portland corn maze is right for you?
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hoo boy
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a bunch of bullshit.
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am not high enough for this nonsense (ie, at all)
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Merrick, After Dark 🖤💜 @merrickafterdark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So my big week-long trip to Europe is less than two weeks away! I thought of some fun ways you could help make sure I have a decent budget in hand to enjoy my travel... while also getting to share in the fun! 😉✈️ 🏨
A photo of Merrick Monroe posed on her bed, wearing a black micro bikini. To one side is a column of text that starts with "Vamos, Espana!" ("Let's Go, Spain!") followed by various activities and travel costs paired with tip amounts to support that aspect of her upcoming international travel.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh my gd i love this so much
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Dr. Jess Hebert @jesshebert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stop using AI flyers Stop using AI flyers STOP using AI flyers STOP USING AI FLYERS We're not coming to your event, you look stupid, and we lose all respect for you
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Dorothy Zbornak: Knock It Off!
Alt: Dorothy Zbornak: Knock It Off!
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This day in history. 2013. Margaret Thatcher's ashes were buried at the Royal Hospital Chelsea at a spot near All Saints Chapel where my cousin Harold and his pals like to cheer themselves up by putting on hobnailed boots and doing some stomping.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (if you feel like it) My first T. Rex after the "T.Rextasy" hippyish compilation, and I didn't expect what I got.
Marc Bolan & T. Rex - Zinc Alloy and the Hidden Riders Of Tomorrow (or, A Creamed Cage In August)
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The PDX Broadsides @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not a bison, but "wild animals are not for you to ride"!
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Buffalo, by The PDX Broadsides
from the album Relatable Content
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kith books @kithbooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reupping this because I'm seeing disability calls with no alt text again
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I never mined crypto I used my computer power for more important things
Screencap of an image displaying the SETI@home system that let your CPU be used to decode space signals for extraterrestrial life
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw Supergirl finally - loved it.
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm just bragging, my university marching band did a different halftime show every game, and we had to memorize our music as well as the steps. one season, there was a home game every weekend for seven weeks. seven times we had one week to rehearse and memorize. it was brutal.
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Pain Band
Alt: Marching band on the field. A color guard member swings her flag and hits a clarinetist.
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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD
Gul Dukat of Deep Space Nine gloweringGavin Newsome of California glowering.
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Candice Frederick @candicefrederick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10?...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Rockom Sockom NoBots @rockom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made this gamebot that posts a picture somewhere in Portland and asks you to name the neighborhood a while back and have almost completely ignored it. But @ncglasgow.bsky.social and a few other diehards have kept at it. So I'm handing the hosting duties over (I'll maintain the code). Try it!
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are the 7 Cornell fraternity boys who ruined that young girl's life. Matthew Ingalls Jonathan Newell (also spelled Johnathan Newell) Winston Lee Gillio Lopes Diego Sarabia Scott Norris Scott Kretzschmar www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Inappropriate that it's Dobby the House Elf.
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Christian Lipski @christianlipski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, the boys are back in town but they are being allowed to return to their old jobs and displace the women who were doing them.
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