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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All work and no play #brainbunnies
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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amalga! 🦊 @amalga.neocities.org · 26/09/2026
Circuit alien
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An old comic from 2021 about being an alien
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cringe and annoying (?)
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Norevasyl @norevasyl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fox in a dress
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Ray Karr (SFW) - Comms opennnnn @raykarrlucario.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very undignified behaviour for a 24-year-old #art #furryart
My riolu fursona meowing incessantly. An off-screen voice says "what? do you want attention?". they then say "are you hungry?", to which i start happily meowing and growling. they respond with "fine, I'll go make someyhing". text at the bottom says, in parentheses, "grown ass adult, fully capable of intelligent speech"
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melodyburst @melodyburst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The same water that makes an egg hard makes a potato soft. Boil yourself in water to find out what it does to you.
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Coffeeclaws 🔜 ACFI, BLFC @coffeeclaws.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fox watercolor 🦊🍁
A fox drawn with watercolor and colored pencils. It is sitting in a playful pose and sticking out its tongue. It’s surrounded by doodles of foliage, berries, and nuts.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Get into a Lyft The driver is clearly listening to an AI audiobook Driver proceeds to explain it's an audiobook adaptation of a 20 year running manga Google it when I get back, it's entirely AI generated slop and isn't based on anything what
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Sleepy Waffles @zazzyzazz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I laugh every time
YouTube thumbnail of a baby saying I’m never going back inside. Title of video is former fetus describes life in the womb
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The way queerness is seen as something only young people are allowed to perform really boggles my mind.
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Diana Chan @thingsbydiana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
💗💜💙 Bisexual Pride Fox~
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/09/2026
he won
"I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine
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kritty krat nyahah >w< @ BLFC @spookybiscuits.com · 15/09/2026
i think the success of Drag'n Wash just reveals where dragons sit in the cultural consciousness, which is squarely in the middle between Car and Dog and Husband
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amalga! 🦊 @amalga.neocities.org · 16/09/2026
what i want in life listed by priority: deltarune chapter 6 + 7 to be at peace with myself and no more headwar completely understand myself through my art stable employment where i don't worry about money or losing my job meaningful friendships furry relationship everything else material desire
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Vinny ★ @vinqou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sky high critter :3
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026
New instant classic just dropped
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
file:///C:/Users/swilentz/Downloads/
01_9781419791758_int_RTP_Iowres-2.pdf
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
also am I crazy or does the “coyotes intentionally use a female as a honeypot to coax male dogs with her devious womanly ways” angle of the myth have a really bizarre christian flavour to it
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mamdani's channeling of Indian retail politics upending the entire US political framework is hilarious to watch, this is literally what you always do in desi politics, hug the person who called you names to show you're a saint and he's a piece of shit that voters should look down on- and it works
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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DESIGNATED THRIVER ⛓️ @nonstoppup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
THERE ARE CATHEDRALS EVERYWHERE FOR THOSE WITH THE EYES TO SEE
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Fox Popvli (but spooky) @foxpopvli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🦊♥️💐 #foxpopvli #art
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辰 @axontatsu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you won't know until you try it
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Cricket @krysiilys.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Second runner up is "I guess I'll have to draw furry porn if I want to get rich" Brother how much do you actually think the average freelance furry artist makes.
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Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my life as a single cell organism: Day 1 .
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Brynk @brynkbunny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stop talking. #RegularShow #Mordecai #Rigby #FurryArt #FanArt #Furry
Fan art of Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show.
Mordecai, a large bluejay, holds his wings above his head in a mock-cheering gesture ("Oooohhhhh!!") toward Rigby, a smaller brown raccoon. Rigby is jabbing his finger toward Mordecai's face and is angrily yelling at him ("Stop talking!").

Art by Brynk, 2012.
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 06/09/2026
Screaming
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A lot of white 23 year olds love attacking immigrant owned restaurants for using Al to design stuff.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it feels very american that the dialect quiz introduced me to new racist phrases
QUESTION 80 OF 148
What do you call it when a driver changes over one or more lanes way too quickly?

Chinese lane change
Chinese fire drill
Other
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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
that’s wild. he’s tanking damage for us.
Hasan Piker has officially surpassed
"Transgender" as the most mentioned culture war issue on Fox News for the month of August.
348 mentions of Trans/Transgender
398 mentions of Hasan Piker
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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arti ⭐️COMMS OPEN @artichow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i like fun i like play 💚🌈🌼 #art #pokesona #kidcore
A digital drawing of my pokesona (a mix of Dewott and Buizel) taking a step and looking up with a cheeky expression, one paw over its mouth. His design was modified to look like a Fisher Price toy controller: with its main colros being lime green, white and an assortment of buttons on his belly, paws and face being red, yellow, orange, blue or green. The background is white.
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They just be putting random shit into the food for fun at this point
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck my chud life.
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ColorfulColor @oofycolorful.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
❤️
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The Unquiet Ghost of Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You, a genius: “he is wearing a V on his face and appears to have ridden in the passenger side, he is clearly emasculated” Me, an idiot: “he is doing crimes with a hottie”
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Chubbi💕 @chubbidust.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
canines in costume #deltarune #utdr
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Cloud Creature @0ceancoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I dont think I ever really have
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amalga! 🦊 @amalga.neocities.org · 28/08/2026
sketches of amalga: a mini-series (mostly) exclusive to bluesky IV: Mortis and Rufus This is the final part of this series btw
will try my best to transcribe all text here :3

mortis had a bad day
i like drawing rufus more than mortis
to this day not sure how to do his head shape
do you kiss with your eyes closed because you're scared of the implications

eventually... i got tired...
it was all the same to me
i have no clue how this pose works
i'm just talking to myself at this point
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amalga! 🦊 @amalga.neocities.org · 26/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton Go fuck yourself if you support Clav Go fuck yourself if you are transphobic
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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
most of my mental problems can be explained in deltarune terms
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