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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I'd love to visit the Taj Mahal but I'm Agraphobic

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Saw this personalized number plate the other day but it means nothing to me #lunchpun #dadjoke

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The trouble with bilingual socialising and writing software in both English and Spanish is that I can't tell my codearse from my elbow... #bilingual #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

You know when the guy climbs inside the dead animal to stay warm in Empire Strikes Back? How warm would that be, anyway? Lukewarm... #lunchpun

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Call me Al Farm @eggforbread.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I'm going to see the Muppet Show in Bahrain tonight. In Manama? Doo doo do do do. #Lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Celebrating my birthday today, my mum said that when I was born she had an epiphany! #lunchpun #churchcalendar

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Ceiling tile looks looks like it could drop any minute (Skyfall)

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Surprise surprise the 1st two people off #thetraitors are POC. Brits, do better

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The Cosmic Shambles Network @cosmicshambles.com · 13/12/2025

An important statement from the desk of Robin Ince

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

#uxbridgeenglishdictionary Poland: final movie in the series of four that started with La-La Land, chronicling what the Teletubbies did next. #lunchpun

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Bernie Banshee @berniebanter.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Bruce Lee had a daughter, Simone. She deals in mobile phone contracts. #LunchPun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #lunchpun Embarks: James Bond's boss starts shouting orders Embargo: James Bond's boss heads to the pub Embassy: James Bond's boss has a deep voice Embroil: James Bond's boss grills some food

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

#uxbridgeenglishdicrionary Emirate: i gave James Bond's boss an annual performance review Emigrate: James Bond's boss had a good performance review Empathetic: James Bond's boss had a poor performance review Emulate: James Bond's boss is tardy

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Russian has developed a new special coating for its stealth bombers that means that the Americans can't see it. Not on radar, nor with their actual eyes. The Russians call this new tech "The Epstein Files" #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I've found evidence that some people are trying to trap invasive american species of bee using glue traps. I've got the files on USB Stick

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

I went to the cinema and asked for two tickets for 28 Years Later but they said they don't book that far in advance #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

My girlfriend Taylor Swift DMed me earlier to tell about National Catfish day tomorrow

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Word of the day: Scurrilous What laid-back mice do #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

When I was at the theatre once, I nipped out halfway through for an ice-cream. The anaesthetist and nurses were furious and that's how I lost my job as a heart surgeon. #LunchPun

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PlanetSlade.com @planetslade.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Our Man in Havanna Karenina?

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

The NSA have started monitoring all Canadian communications with a high tech LLM called "Eh-Eye" #lunchpun #jokebutmightturnouttobetrue

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John Rivers @johnrivers.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

"I've got a brand new content harvester"

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

You can tell a Mafia boss by their firm handshake. #LunchPun

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John-Paul @jpkeates.com · 29/05/2025

...and in film and theatre news, Demi Moore is about to star as half of Othello... #LunchPun

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filmilton.bsky.social @filmilton.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

My local has just won an award for “Best Pub for Little People” but to be fair, the bar was pretty low. #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Police are now treating Pope Francis's death as suspicious after it turns out he died from having some mashed chickpeas that were too cold. They hope to charge a suspect soon with Cool Papal Hummus Side. #lunchpun

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ChrisP @wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

You can make snooker balls out of ice, but only if you use potable water. #LunchPun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

People say that Nestlé has a problem with Ethics but I checked and they have got an office in Chelmsford! #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

The jazzy khaki vixen bawdily leapfrogged my quiescent canine #lunchpun #pangram

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

There are two types of "There are two types of..." joke in the world. Ones that subvert the expectation of there being exactly two types, those that present an amusing contrast between two opposing archetypes and overly intricate metajokes that are more clever than funny. #lunchpun

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Bex @debecca313.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

My milkshake brings all the European boys to the 91.44cm. #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Those of us who now find ourselves with Neil Gaiman books we don't want to keep I suggest giving them to charity shops rather than bin them. That way at least some good comes of them and hopefully reduces the amount of money people spend on new ones.

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

My French employer has banned body augmentation so when they found out I had a USB C port in my foot that I can use to attach a monitor and keyboard they told me they would dock my pied. #lunchpun #hardwork #multilingualpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

There are two types of people in the world: 1. Those who start indexing arrays at one 1. Those who start indexing arrays at zero #lunchpun #programmerhumour #programmerhumor

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

How much Marmite might my mate's marmot munch if my mate's marmot got Marmite munchies? #tonguetwisters

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

If Trump goes on about Greenland, how it's uninhabited, bare, desolate... Remember, they're just empty words. #LunchPun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Arrrr, first mate find if there be any of these scurvy scallawags who know how to write 2 in roman numerals! Aye, aye, cap'n! #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

WORD OF THE DAY: Dilettante: How the French find out what to buy their Uncle for Christmas #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

What kind of wood is best for making oars? Rowan #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

WORD OF THE DAY Coupon: voucher that entitles you to continue overthrowing the government #lunchpun

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Keir Starmer had been defending the sandwich and says he likes a toastie but is he just playing Breville's advocate? #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Surprised to learn that the Macula is part of the eye. I thought it was a Scottish vampire. #lunchpun #dadjokes

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

FRENCH PROVERB OF THE DAY: If life gives you Le Mans, make a 24 hour car race. #lunchpun

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