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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 16h

If I tell my American girlfriend I want sex in her flat, she would say a condom, minimum #LunchPun

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Bruce Don 🇪🇺 @caughtjester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My Norwegian mate’s name was removed from the latest Electoral Roll. The Registration Officer apologised for the unfortunate lapse saying, “I must have taken Leif off my census”. #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

- The apiarist is amazing. He can even tell when the insects have colds. - Hears the bees sneeze? - Yes, he's outstanding #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There's a certain irony in Trump calling for a united Ireland. Is that actually an orange order? #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[stumbling across a friend taking drugs] - I thought you said you'd never taken drugs? - I said, I've never taken drugs across a border #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

- What do you make of this email? Someone's asking for money so they can play golf near some sand dunes in Nigeria. - Links, Africa? - No, I used Sure. But what about the email? #LunchPun

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Bruce Don 🇪🇺 @caughtjester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ernest Hemingway wrote a novel about a Swiss archer and cricketer called William. Sadly it was never published, so we’ll never know For Whom the Tell Bowls. #LunchPun #Pun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

- As the new milkmaid, you'll need to prove you know how to milk cows - Udder wise? - I won't hire you #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Roy Jenkins thought he could be replace Harold Wilson as Labour leader but that was just a pipe dream #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

- My neighbour went to jail for her jpeg - She had an illegal photo? - No, she carried out a sexual act on an unsuspecting corvid #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I've spent too long looking through these ancient documents predicting the end of the world but I just can't stop doom scrolling #LunchPun

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I sometimes do sponsored roman battle re-enactments, but I don't like to talk about my charioty work. #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just broke up a fight in the nursing home between two women with Parkinsons, about who owned the cosmetics. I insisted they make up and shake hands. #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've just dropped my trousers in Machu Pichu. That's another one off my buttock list. #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"When, in 1798, Napoleon threatened to invade, Came forth a one-word rebuttal from General Wade." A non. #LunchPun

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Bernie Banshee @berniebanter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Anglo Irish politics. It’s all fun and games til someone loses NI… #LunchPun

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Bruce Don 🇪🇺 @caughtjester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I love Autumn in our local church. The Vicar and the congregation all wear crop tops. It’s the Half Vest Festival. #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

- I've found out I'm related to the England goalkeeper's family - Pickfords? - Yes, appropriately enough, once removed #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wish that Circle Cement were the sponsors of The Oval #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

These Star Trek fans are talking to each other in Klingon. I just don't understand it, myself. #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I know you want an argument but I'm not taking debate #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Being offered uncooked seafood has evidently psychologically scarred me, as I failed the raw shark test #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

For my Estonian friends... I'll be performing 'Gold Fashioned Jokes' at Heldeke! in the Tallinn Fringe on Monday 14th and Tuesday 15th September (both at 9pm local time). Tickets: bit.ly/4xBGNbW

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

No, I didn't say I was good at resistance training. I said I was good at resistance to training. #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm looking forward to performing my show Gold Fashioned Jokes this weekend in Perth Fringe - this Friday 11th at The Salutation Hotel and then on Saturday 12th at La Cave a Vin (7pm both nights). Tickets (£6): ticketspro.co.uk/event/richar...

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If someone offers to let me trampoline in time to medieval singing, I will jump at the chants #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

There must be trouble at the anti-trans meeting as they've asked someone to man the door #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

In the Tetris competition it's currently all square #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The trainee burlesque dancer from Yorkshire couldn't be bothered with t'hassle #LunchPun

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Call me Al Farm @eggforbread.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

When I worked at the BBC, I used to read the traffic news about accidents and traffic jams. Auto queues? No, from a piece of paper. #Lunchpun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I fixed the trip switch at the brothel and ended up turning on the lights #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm not touching that cheeseboard. It's the stuff of nightmares. #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'll be performing Gold Fashioned Jokes at The Stornoway Fringe on the Isle of Lewis on Friday 18th and Saturday 19th September. It would be great to see you there if you happen to be in the area! www.welovestornoway.com/index.php/ar...

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

- I don't know if I should go to my friend's fondue party in that Hertfordshire town just northwest of London - Watford cheeses do? - I guess he would go, and he'd create his own wine #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I will be performing Gold Fashioned Jokes in the Gothenburg Fringe this coming week, in Kvarterscenen 2Lang at 19:30 tomorrow, Wednesday 2nd September and Kaffe Kid at 17:30 on Saturday 5th September. If you're in Gothenburg, I hope to see you there!

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I have just 3 more performances of my solo shows @edfringe.bsky.social (runs end 31st August) - Gold Fashioned Jokes at 12:15 at The Beehive Inn - Yorkshire Dad, Immigrant Mum at 14:20 at Hoots @ The Apex.

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Greggs will no longer pursue petty thieves, saying let pie gones be pie gones #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Will I still be able to play the flute after losing my fingers to frostbite? At the moment I'm just playing it by ear. #LunchPun

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The head of NASA is reviewing plans to put lasers on the ringed planet to protect us from alien attack. Saturn defence? No, I think he's quite keen. #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Stealing people's suitcases? Yeah, that's my bag now. #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I fully intend to auction off my late father's stuffed bird collection, even if it does raffle a few feathers #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

- Watch out! There's a rampaging octopus on the loose! - Is it armed? - No, it's got tentacles #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

A joke about working at a crematorium in an @edfringe.bsky.social show today was interrupted by a loud woman's voice at the back of the room, which invited me to make some off-the-cuff remarks about it. youtu.be/ZLMJst-SeKk #edfringe #edinburghfringe #mixitup

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Unexpected noise interrupts a jokes about working at a crematorium

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

- On their divorce, Ms Leeming's ex-husband gave her a plane ticket to Central Asia - As a 'bye Jan'? - No, to Armenia #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I was going to try some clothes on in Primark when I thought I was having a seizure so I was quickly shown into the fitting room #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Fun fact: When Christian Gross was a player he had the number 144 on his back #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The first meeting of our Carnivores Society was an eat meat and greet #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The 'mattress' in my Fringe accommodation is in fact just a few of my own large flyers, which is not what I envisaged when the property ad promised a 'four-poster' bed #LunchPun

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