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- My colleagues are always telling the boss they hate insects as much as she does. - Sick of ants? - Nah, I reckon they're just pretending to impress her.

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Bruce Don 🇪🇺 @caughtjester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I love Autumn in our local church. The Vicar and the congregation all wear crop tops. It’s the Half Vest Festival. #LunchPun

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Bernie Banter @berniebanter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Anglo Irish politics. It’s all fun and games til someone loses NI… #LunchPun

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The children of police officers always go to bed on time or they're charged with resisting a rest. #LunchPun

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's one of god's bogeys! No it's not... Glad you agree.

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think I can win the horse impression competition, despite all the neigh sayers.

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

- I've found out I'm related to the England goalkeeper's family - Pickfords? - Yes, appropriately enough, once removed #LunchPun

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When covering gifts I use pages from the Hip Hop Telegraph as rapping paper. #LunchPun

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

With so many being done by video call these days, it was nice of the local pub to offer me an inn person interview.

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John-Paul @jpkeates.com · 16/09/2026

There were just four of us in the bar. That made me feel really crotchety. #LunchPun

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

An invitation to be Jagger's personal tailor isn't just massive, it's size Mick. #LunchPun

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Letter delivery is dominated by men. I blame the Postman Patriarchy.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

911: what is your emergency ME: there’s a fly in my house 911: hang tight sir we’re sending a swat team now

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If you would like to know more about Pluto, I've written some ex-planetory notes.

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Do muggers pay their ex-wives alley money? #LunchPun

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fatboy Slim was able to go diving near Bangkok as a local guy was around to attach the ballast to his belt. Thai man tied weight for Norman.

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

In prison they don't serve starters or mains. Just desserts.

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What's the least inhabited county? Norfolk #LunchPun

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Some organisms don't have a choice about using mitosis to reproduce. It's something they halve to do.

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Got hypnotherapy to cure my lunar obsession. I'm over the moon!

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Don't ask me about how I failed woodwork class. It's a saw subject. #LunchPun

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