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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You need to make it match the tune!!!

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I'd love to visit the Taj Mahal but I'm Agraphobic

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Saw this personalized number plate the other day but it means nothing to me #lunchpun #dadjoke

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

And "a la mode" is French for Halal...

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The trouble with bilingual socialising and writing software in both English and Spanish is that I can't tell my codearse from my elbow... #bilingual #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

That's literally the etymology of petty officer

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

You know when the guy climbs inside the dead animal to stay warm in Empire Strikes Back? How warm would that be, anyway? Lukewarm... #lunchpun

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Call me Al Farm @eggforbread.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I'm going to see the Muppet Show in Bahrain tonight. In Manama? Doo doo do do do. #Lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Celebrating my birthday today, my mum said that when I was born she had an epiphany! #lunchpun #churchcalendar

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Ceiling tile looks looks like it could drop any minute (Skyfall)

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Surprise surprise the 1st two people off #thetraitors are POC. Brits, do better

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I used to think Macula was a Scottish vampire

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The Cosmic Shambles Network @cosmicshambles.com · 13/12/2025

An important statement from the desk of Robin Ince

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

What a shame, I'd say to come and visit our alpaca farm but we're closing for the winter!

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Don't confuse him with the Blue Whale who is Hugh Mungus

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Does he expect their complexion to lighten when they integrate more?

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

#uxbridgeenglishdictionary Poland: final movie in the series of four that started with La-La Land, chronicling what the Teletubbies did next. #lunchpun

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Bernie Banshee @berniebanter.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Bruce Lee had a daughter, Simone. She deals in mobile phone contracts. #LunchPun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #lunchpun Embarks: James Bond's boss starts shouting orders Embargo: James Bond's boss heads to the pub Embassy: James Bond's boss has a deep voice Embroil: James Bond's boss grills some food

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

#uxbridgeenglishdicrionary Emirate: i gave James Bond's boss an annual performance review Emigrate: James Bond's boss had a good performance review Empathetic: James Bond's boss had a poor performance review Emulate: James Bond's boss is tardy

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Russian has developed a new special coating for its stealth bombers that means that the Americans can't see it. Not on radar, nor with their actual eyes. The Russians call this new tech "The Epstein Files" #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

After Matt Berry divorced Darren Day he was asked to stand in for James's late father... Berry (ex Day), you gave him away...

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I've found evidence that some people are trying to trap invasive american species of bee using glue traps. I've got the files on USB Stick

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

I went to the cinema and asked for two tickets for 28 Years Later but they said they don't book that far in advance #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

My girlfriend Taylor Swift DMed me earlier to tell about National Catfish day tomorrow

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Word of the day: Scurrilous What laid-back mice do #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

We built this city, we built this city on toilet roll 🎵

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

After making this pun you need some navel gazing and think about what you've done

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I mean No Such Thing as a Fish is the main thing he does id say and is brilliant

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

When I was at the theatre once, I nipped out halfway through for an ice-cream. The anaesthetist and nurses were furious and that's how I lost my job as a heart surgeon. #LunchPun

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PlanetSlade.com @planetslade.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Our Man in Havanna Karenina?

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Don't forget the kids classic story of Little Red Robin Hood

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

The NSA have started monitoring all Canadian communications with a high tech LLM called "Eh-Eye" #lunchpun #jokebutmightturnouttobetrue

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John Rivers @johnrivers.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

"I've got a brand new content harvester"

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

You can tell a Mafia boss by their firm handshake. #LunchPun

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John-Paul @jpkeates.com · 29/05/2025

...and in film and theatre news, Demi Moore is about to star as half of Othello... #LunchPun

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filmilton.bsky.social @filmilton.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

My local has just won an award for “Best Pub for Little People” but to be fair, the bar was pretty low. #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Police are now treating Pope Francis's death as suspicious after it turns out he died from having some mashed chickpeas that were too cold. They hope to charge a suspect soon with Cool Papal Hummus Side. #lunchpun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Word of the day: Persistent. An assistant who is a cat. #lunchpun #uxbridgeenglishdictionary

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ChrisP @wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

You can make snooker balls out of ice, but only if you use potable water. #LunchPun

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Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

People say that Nestlé has a problem with Ethics but I checked and they have got an office in Chelmsford! #lunchpun

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