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Alyssa Shulman

@alyssashulman.bsky.social
1.2K followers 515 following 2.1K posts

Educator, Trombone Player, Nerd, Trans Woman (she/her)

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop letting the state kill people. I don't think the state should be allowed to do that
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
USA Hockey Olympic gold medalist Abbey Murphy made the ceremonial first shot at the White Sox game 🏒
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Friday and Merry Blansas emersoncollegepolling.com/kansas-2026/
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I dunno about best, but I really liked Ghostbusters. Kinda hilarious that they made the bad guy an EPA regulator
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm just saying, up until about ten years ago sports gambling was a taboo, and most of the sports leagues kept it at arms length for a variety of really good reasons. And right now, they're relearning all of those lessons the hard way
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
1.) I strongly believe Dems should hold the line on trans rights 2.) I believe we should call out any of them who actually sell us out 3.) The fact Actual Literal Trans Woman Sarah McBride gets accused of plotting trans genocide daily makes the accusations people make on here lack credibility
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kenneth Branagh is a pretty awful Poirot, but he definitely had the best mustache of the guys who've played the character
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Disney's Kuzco: Oh Yeah!
ALT: Disney's Kuzco: Oh Yeah!
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
border war
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Stitch and Jumba in the Kitchen
ALT: Stitch and Jumba in the Kitchen
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rule change proposal: CFB should remove all unsportsmanlike conduct penalties for rivalry games.
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lmao did Michigan really storm the field for this? They should never live that down haha
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Would 100% recommend voting in person or dropping off a ballot by hand. Candidates should recommend doing the same
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/08/2026
If Clyburn backs it, it’s mainstream. LFG.
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good, this is probably the strongest indicator yet that Democrats are actually gonna push for court reform when they next get a trifecta
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Chris W @rakesofmallow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Forever and always
HR meme where bad college football game is fun and bad NFL is bad
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dedra, an Imperial officer from Star Wars: Andor, being interrogated by a superior who dramatically places a finger on her head. As he does so, she realizes that she is now going to be imprisoned and chewed up by the fascist machinery that she inflicted upon countless others
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
a grid of the six power rangers from the 1990s tv series
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
MRW someone demands that I form an opinion on Hasan Piker
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The Fugitive: I Don't Care
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this court must be dismantled or reformed or whatever you want to call fixing something that’s irretrievably broken. in the meantime, start making a plan to vote in person if you need to.
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US supreme court rules Trump can proceed with crackdown on mail-in voting
Justices’ ruling comes after lower courts had blocked president’s election order ahead of November midterms
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Literally nobody, including MAGA, had any ideological commitment or pre-existing policy goal of picking a fight with Canada. This is all happening solely because the crazy old man randomly blurted it out. And that makes it worse. There's nothing to negotiate, no aim to satisfy. He's just insane.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
you know, there is precedent for completely deactivating this franchise and restarting it in a couple years with completely new guys
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/08/2026
Absolute coward behavior to include the middle initials in this post
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Democrats should start funding papers in news deserts
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Please wake up, your family misses you
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I couldn't finish Metroid Prime. Wonky controls, and just didn't much care for the gameplay loop.
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That's fuckin sick
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
lmao it's literally the holy land. Just about every story in the Bible takes place in Israel/Palestine. It's the one place in the middle east that the average American can absolutely find on a map bahaha
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm calling the police
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"All I'm saying is, Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Musk is a billionaire, and you always gotta follow the money"
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mae @hellagur.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fluffy chinchilla pushes wooden toy train engine
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There's still a lot of islamophobia in this country, and I think that's largely what this poll is reflecting.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Red Cross Warns Blood Supply Alarmingly Low theonion.com/red-cross-warns-blood-…
“Well I need clean piss, so maybe we can work something out.”

Xavier Roach, Unemployed
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 30/07/2026
I've got an idea
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I remember stumbling upon a math paper where someone had occasion to cite Ted Kaczynski, and simply said "Better known for other work"
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Rocco Rios Novo with the howler of all howlers MLS IS BACK FOLKS.
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We had defeated this and basically within a year of the budget getting DOGEd we lost ~50 years of progress.
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This too, will be Trump's legacy, killing America's auto industry in order to guarantee American consumers as the customer of last resort for the oil industry and the Saudis (whose oil reserves will otherwise go stranded in the next decades)
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Top 10 games in no order Outer Wilds Civ 6 Cities Skylines Zelda: Wind Waker Morrowind Pokemon Puzzle League Celeste Portal 2 Skate 3 Fallout: New Vegas
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Alyssa Shulman @alyssashulman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We now get to experience the thrill of rolling the dice on gas station sushi, but for every meal we eat. Love it here 🙃
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/07/2026
Every time I read a story about gynecology it's always something like "doctors discovered women could experience pain in 1989 but decided not to act on this knowledge for 20 years"
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Glonzo In Exile 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇱 @glonzo-in-exile.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It would restore Bintegrity to politics
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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Sub Pop Demon Hunters @sqlidennis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
An edit of the before and after photo of Stalin and Yezhov with Yezhov removed. Stalin has been replaced by Shaggy, Yezhov is Mike, and the other two people are Fred and Velma
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 07/07/2026
Donald Trump is a racist.
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