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Alton Francis

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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 21h
There's that day 1 CD Projekt RED jank
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I'm too stoned to remember the word Christians
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
flying alligator
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social Pablo mentioned on today's show that Michael Lombardi had started a substack, and I just wanted to make sure you had eyes on... well this
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Morning
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
every song written by a man can be grouped under one of two genres: 1) dying alone at sea 2) blowjobs: good all songs written by women are murder ballads hope this is clarifying
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/09/2026
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hahaha good morning to everyone except Lane Kiffin. Lane Kiffin, fuck you you bitch!
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Victoria Beaver @toribeav42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blaney’s hat flung off with the WORD WABASH looks like when the write the fight sound effects in comic books.
Hocevar punching blabey as his WABASH hat goes flying
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Uh oh. Lane Kiffin is Living Coral.
LSU head coach Lane KiffinPantone color 16-1546 TCX Living Coral
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Logan Dean @logandean.games · 18/09/2026
Guy from the 16th century: wow the future must be an amazing place Me: it’s a parade of avoidable catastrophes and lots of anthropomorphic animal porn 16th c guy: which animals?
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think about this essay all the time
It has also occluded something deeper. The philosopher Mark Wilson has observed that concepts often appear stable while the work they do shifts entirely as they move between domains. He calls this "wandering significance." "Decision" is wandering now. In the military context it means the system's output, a targeting nomination scored and forwarded. In journalism and tech criticism it means much the same, the thing the AI got wrong. In neither of these does it mean what it used to mean, which is a person choosing to do something for which they could be held accountable. People are still making decisions in that sense. Someone decided to compress the kill chain. Someone decided that deliberation was latency. Someone decided to build a system that produces a thousand targeting decisions per hour and call them high-quality. Someone decided to start this war. Several hundred people are sitting on Capitol Hill, refusing to stop it. Calling it an "AI problem" gives those decisions, and those people, a place to hide.
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kris anka @kristaferanka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My variant for X-men United 9
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social The bird is now listed as a weapon
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@jasonkirk.fyi Can you confirm if this Arkansas lady's theology is on point?
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 16/09/2026
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 16/09/2026
Buzludzha, the former House of the Bulgarian Communist Party. Central Balkan Mountains, Bulgaria - Georgi Stoilov, 1974-1981 r/brutalism
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 16/06/2026
one reason why I keep sharing DOD's own record of 11-9 (soon to be 11-10, probably) with 43 ties (cowards will call it 44 soon), is because this country is jam packed with propaganda that presumes our military is competent to the challenges. it's puffery and flattery, and needs to be deflated.
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@jacketdan.bsky.social Starting this heretical bullshit
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 15/09/2026
imagine being a 57-year-old racist shitposter and having the single biggest donor to your campaign be your mom
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bad teams list
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 14/09/2026
KOTH: 

Dad's talking
to the Tom Landry plate again.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think the guy singing the anthem for Bucs/Bengals got it really wrong at the start. Players are making confused faces
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Boy was this right
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Bobby Football @robpaul.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ted Cruz on College Gameday talking the Protect College Sports Act and he’s being booed so loudly by the Texas crowd you can barely hear him. The “Ted you suck” chant was louder than him
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This game just feels kind of stupid. Like this shouldn't be happening
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I very much enjoyed reading Tokyo Vice
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Part 3 tomorrow
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Since you asked, here’s a breakdown of Kevin Jennings’ TD to Randy Pittman Jr.! Football can be complicated, but when broken down it’s a lot simpler
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bad teams part 1
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just love this group so much
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@rkalland.bsky.social Please tell me you saw this shit
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
unfortunately this means that all of New York's bokoblins have regenerated
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The voicemails on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark are going to be generational
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
With @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark’s return tonight, gonna go ahead and repost this old banger of the crew talking about Lowell Galindo’s excellent call of JP Pickles’s name
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oh my
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Been way too many months since I laid on my couch and whispered “need a stop here” to myself while watching two college football teams whose home states I don’t know
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever read
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I may need an intervention so I don’t start buying shirts inspired by defunct minor league baseball teams.
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Fargo Divorcees - North Dakota - Vintage Defunct Baseball Teams - Unisex T-Shirt
Fargo's Divorcees took the diamond in 1897 as part of the Red River Valley League, a Class F outfit in North Dakota's earliest days of organized ball. Small town clubs like this one held communities t...
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@jacketdan.bsky.social From the new Necron book. Feels useful for both college football season and the Bluesky experience
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social Was Schiano on that Numbers and Words about the coaching carousel?
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BROKEN GOD BAKER @glebs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Character development
3 skeet thread from Rodger Sherman

i am ready to issue a verdict on the 2026 University of Massachusetts Minutemen football team 

They are bad

i am issuing a new verdict on the 2026 University of Massachusetts Minutemen football team

they are a force to be reckoned with

am issuing a third verdict 

the 2026 University of Massachusetts Minutemen football team is going to the College Football Playoff
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That 3rd bullet using the word knowingly is huge
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
EAT IT LOSER
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I thought you'd changed the icon to that floating island for a second. It looks very cool
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s what the Sermon on the Mount gets wrong.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/09/2026
"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT
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