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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 6h

oh my god those sound so good tol

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently

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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 8h

Like they fired the entire union, as best they could

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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 8h

i dont consent to being involved in this country’s humiliation fetish

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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 8h

absolutely not. he’s a capitalist weapons dealer and he’s a recluse weirdo. bel is insufferable

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JAS 🏳️‍⚧️ @jasthelass.bsky.social · 18h

I'm hearing this for the first time

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Kae Kolormore @kaekolormore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

people will say "did you know the creator of ... has a weird fetish" as if anything other than a weird fetish could possibly compel you to suffer through the creative process

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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 14h

HE’S FUCKING WITH HIS NIKES ON PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE BATEMAN CONTINU TO ELUDE ME

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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 14h

sex scenes that use the word cunt for vagina are just funnier

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tshirt @tshirt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

breaks my heart when people respond to zine scams with long threads of "advice" boiling down to 1) don't make zines and 2) if you do, professionalize. genuinely think my advice would be the complete opposite. go smaller, go shittier, go more diy, and all of that will keep it manageable.

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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 14h

perhaps i will have eel for lunch if i can get sushi

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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 14h

It's Friday! You've made it through the week. You deserve an eel. don't you? Come on...don't be shy. You know you do. Go ahead...take one from the tub. You've earned it. 🗃️🧪

Excerpt from an early modern alphabet primer for the letter E. There is an uppercase E in the upper left corner, and a lowercase e in the upper right. Along the top, between these letter, it reads: "Eel, live Eels."

Below this is a black and white drawing of a woman (we'll call her Gemmenelda), sitting in front of a large wicker basket, handing an eel to a small girl. The woman is perched on a stool of some sort, and has a scale in her hand for weighing out eels. she has a hat, and an apron, and a shirt with what might be polkadots. Or they might be little ladybugs (except she's English, so they're probably ladybirds). Gemmenelda has a somewhat smug smile on her face; as smug as eels, really.

The girl (we'll call her Jesmerolda) is holding a basket in her right hand, and is reaching out for the eel with her left. Odds are she's gonna pop the eel in the basket, and hope it doesn't slither out. She's wearing a plain dress and a hat or bonnet and little black shoes. Eel-gettin' togs.

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Sir Precious to ME 🥺 @sirprecioustome.bsky.social · 15h

She looks so happy and proud of herself… I couldn’t think of a more perfect pirate captain <33 🥺😭💖

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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 14h

I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD STACK THAT MUCH??????

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No.129 @no-129.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

House Lamine💜 Modern AU #FEFW

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ghostsjogging @ghostsjogging.bsky.social · 15h

freak sketches

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Shad | 7.5 @shadand.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

#art #ffxiv it reminded me of you

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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 15h

he’s even more embarrassing in the book and i wonder if the people who idolize him would still idolize him if they could read or cared about the book probably would after the pride parade scene

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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 15h

this chapter is so fucking funny and the narrator nails patrick’s crash outs so well he’s hilarious

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🎃 50k Line Pull Request 🎃 @sheogorath.bsky.social · 16h

Pech.

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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I learned that this guy threatened to shoot up dawntrail's fanfest

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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 17h

this is pathetic why even remain in society if someone is just going to demand things to cater to them and their fuckass “friends”? just go become a recluse. everyone would benefit.

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L⁷ @7stargalaxy.bsky.social · 19h

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about how algorithms seem to making people really unbearable because they no longer grasp that not everything exists just for them, and that other people have different thoughts, opinions and experiences. Humans NEED to be challenged! It’s important to see difference

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🍎 @zenjiki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

bwaaaah

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Robin 👽 COMMS CLOSED @yooreeyoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The puritan "no porn history allowed" mindset of anime-inspired western art is so funny to me cos' you'll read about the most prolific anime artists of Japan and it'll be like "Yeah, she started her career selling hardcore incest doujinshi at Comiket."

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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

when i went to cancel it says i had cancelled so ?????????????????????????????????????????

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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i think i got charged a sub for a program i havent used or signed up for again???? ???????????????????

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great and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Diabolical reaction image

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🌱zaku (comms open zakuchu @ vgen!) @zakuchu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ran a poll on Patreon for the artwork of last month and HOARY BOULDER MY GOAT WON (the one who wins most is me. I am winning. I love this guy and Coultenet) #ffxiv

A polaroid style painting of FFXIV Hoary Boulder: a red headed roegadyn in plated armor, and Coulenet: a blond elezen mage with a big pointy hat and green robe. On the bottom is written "Adventure" and "HB & C" in Eorzean

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Dani Yuan 🔜 LBX @dagger6.art · 04/10/2026

FurAffinity (a furry focused online art gallery) is looking for funding after refusing to comply with advertiser demands. And oh boy are some of those advertiser demands pretty ridiculous. (alt text added)