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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟

@altmer.bsky.social
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im sable aka mink and my humors are unbalanced high bimbo of eulmore he/him, joke maker, budding gay little book writer best viewed with netscape navigator 🔞♿️🏳️‍⚧️

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27m
Roughest 38 I’ve ever seen in my life And I say this as a 38 year old
Good lord
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 8h
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 5h
This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 23m
folks they're calling it "The Woke Lowtax"
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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 36m
bel as in 🔔 no longer an xiv oc but jean is pronounced like gene bc we reject french
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Angie @charmwitch.bsky.social · 47m
I like putting Soren in glasses even though he has exceptional vision and spatial awareness. It's like, to keep people at a distance I guess. || #fireemblem
doodle of Soren from Fire Emblem with a big ol purple scarf and grey shawl. He's wearing round rimmed glasses.
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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 41m
lrp that was my go to windows xp icon as a kid holy shit love that fish
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 2h
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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 4h
this feels like cannibalism
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Themefinland @themefinland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Insectoid
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 21h
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 4h
It's funny because noted sex-cult leader Big Yuds' argument for the AI murdering us all is that it will be a ruthlessly "logical" machine, whereas current AI is a gaussian blur of the Collective Unconscious and if it nukes us all its because we wrote a lot of fiction where AI tries to kill humans.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 6h
bro are you five
Greg Brockman’s signature. Imagine if a kindergartener wrote the letters “gdb.”
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βₑᵣₒ【原稿】 @verollli3rd.bsky.social · 15h
【Xより再掲】 ※捏造 ※🧪🪙生産ライン
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mori supreme @etheirysformula.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
most appropriate way to use ur crest of blaiddyd
Esmeralda holding Dietrich up with one arm using her crest of blaiddyd, and picking up Fabio by his robe haphazardly with her other hand. Dietrich has an unreadable expression as he looks down at her while Fabio is visibly annoyed. Esmeralda is winking up at Dietrich
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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 18h
OHHHHHH fabio’s GAY gay fantastic😎
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 20h
I love poking fun at those like vaguely leftist FFT edits, but it is also worth saying that Matsuno saw a lot of them and thought "yeah I'd probably put something like that in there"
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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 19h
mmmmmmmm something about finding the perfect pen presets on clipstudio im feeling invincible today
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21h
Impressed at his lack of immediate reaction
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Marzi 🍊💞🍋 @marzipanladyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
commssion of Hedwig for @crowphelia.bsky.social 🫶 . #art #ocs #lesbian
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Angie @charmwitch.bsky.social · 21h
ikesoren
ike and soren from fire emblem: radiant dawn being lovey dovey
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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 22h
back to living my job hopper life for a month riiiiiight when the thief goodies are available too hmm whatever will i do when i get paid
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t give a fuck how “oppressed” anime/video game nerds were as teenagers. Grow the fuck up. Stop making it everyone else’s problem. Oh no you got called a homophobic slur for liking Madoka Magica in high school. The person who did that probably got blown away in the Middle East. Get over it.
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fray @demonrice.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
2022 venat
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is a random ass room you'd find in the shinra building in og FFVII and checking a specific one of these would have you find a potion
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026
bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here
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Warning: Hot Mike! @modernminstrel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“The very fact that cities are possible, and that diverse cities are possible, that people can live together, be curious about each other, be interested, realize that our lives are enriched precisely because of our differences, is the antithesis of fascism,” Klein said.
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people are using ai usage as an accusation for something they don’t personally like and it sets a dire precedent for creative spaces on the internet voice acting is an art too. stop making these accusations and fix your shitty little hearts or die.
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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
being a creator on the internet is a fucking nightmare right now and if you give a shit about us you won’t needlessly fling ai accusations that are easily disproved you just have a fetish for being an asshole
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always funny when ostensible liberals are like "You see, this postcolonial conflict is actually very nuanced and complex, because what makes it so very unique is that the majority ethnic group doesn't want to share power with the minority ethnic groups." Oh wow, I didn't know that, that's wild man.
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Daniel 🐰 GATEway FATE prep!! @froggercube.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
much to think about
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⚡Xe⚡ @xeznaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To celebrate Kuja joining Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy, Toshiyuki Itahana shared this new artwork.
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luhua pool enjoyer @simkjrs.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
#umineko motivational posters thank you beatrice
beatrice smiles evilly and mischievously at the viewer, holding out a chess piece to place on the chessboard. the poster reads, "make time to play."
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my pretty pony 🎠 @soffberrylizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
seek help
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 28/09/2026
L + ratio + don’t care + didn’t ask + it shall be engraved upon your soul + divine assault + nibelung valesti
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ash s. ➡️ Rose City ComicCon!!! @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive blocked bc someone wouldnt stop posting about that fantasy game i hate ive blocked bc someone’s hcs were annoying ive blocked for bad mod taste most of my blocks are nothing
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 28/09/2026
i've had people theorize about why or when i block people (because i do it so often) and the honest answer is that i block anyone who even slightly annoys me. people randomly deciding blocks are moral judgement or function as some kind of statement on their own is so ridiculous and self important
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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
forgot the bliss of a crumpet with butter and jam
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cullen Forever! The Show The Movie @cullenforever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Random encounter discourse is a trick by big social media to keep you from- sorry the screen just shattered oh fuck oh shit time for combat
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Erin Returns!! @woodaba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
everyone always says “it’s crazy that they didn’t plan out those Disney Star Wars movies” but that’s clearly not the issue with them because most beloved series were either made up as they went along or had plans change drastically as they went. the problem, obviously, is that JJ Abrams made them
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Ángel 🦠 @plutomaris.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
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Machiavellian Star Chef 🌟 @altmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rewatching thief:tdd remaster footage to feel something
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