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The Alternate Histoween 🎃

@althistorian.bsky.social
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I use alternate history and fake maps to talk about real history. Hosted by Matt Mitrovich (he/him). Proud Chicagoan. Channel: www.youtube.com/c/thealternatehisto… Email: ahwupdate at gmail dot com

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Doctor Charlton Cussans PhD @charltoncussans.bsky.social · 5h
Hell South Africa could stop the Wehrmacht dead in its tracks with just its single Squadron of aged attack helicopters.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 1h
Several leaders of India’s “cockroach” youth movement are detained in New Delhi after entering a historic protest site in defiance of a police order, calling for the resignation of India’s election chief over the removal of 130 million people from the country’s voter lists.
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Why a wave of ‘cockroach’ protesters are defying India’s bid to stamp out their movement
Demonstrators are demanding the resignation of India’s election chief over the removal of 130 million names from voter lists, which they say favors Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s party.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 1h
Now we'll have sexy Disney chatbots.
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Dr. M.A. Davis @mikedavis.bsky.social · 1h
Perhaps no American holiday is more confusing than Leif Erickson Day - October 9. Celebrated across many parts of the Midwest, it honors Leif Erickson, the Norse explorer who planted the first European colonies in the Americas. It has nothing to do with the former President by that name. thread
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 1h
all my sexy chatbots gone
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Sean McKnight @ynot1989.bsky.social · 1h
Its #PortfolioDay again? Well, I'm Sean, an aerospace engineer between jobs, and I make maps, flags, and stories from worlds of #alternatehistory, #scifi, and occasionally fantasy. Like my stuff? Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/SeanMcKnight
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 1h
This is actually really striking. The Republican candidates are genuinely quite bad!
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Brexit has shown they cannot be trusted with nostalgia. All pictures of the past are to be replaced with hedgehogs until such time the British electorate can think of the present and future. God save the king and all hedgehogkind.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 1h
Like if the question was could 1914 Europe beat modern Africa the answer from Twitter would still be a resounding "Yes".
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 1h
The problem with the could 1939 Europe beat modern Africa question is that Bsky is basing their call on population statistics, technology gaps, logistical problems in invading a continent, disruption caused by future information, etc. Meanwhile Twitter bases it on who has the most white people.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah modern Africa would be such a destabilizing event for the entire 1939 world.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 2h
Preventing the return of European colonialism is probably a pretty motivating factor vs we need to ally ourselves with the Nazis in order to get back the Congo.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 2h
Mao with modern weapons. That should be fun.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 2h
Also what about the hundreds of US soldiers currently stationed in Africa? My guess is they will be on the side of their friends and allies over fascist Italy. Hence many of them trying to talk FDR into backing Africa over any hypothetical war with the Europeans.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 2h
A couple would still do a lot of damage and maybe let you bluff your way into ending any other European incursions real quick!
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 2h
If I were South Africa in this timeline I'd dust off all of the old files they still have on their nuclear weapons.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 2h
Information is a weapon as well. What happens to say India when they learn they will be independent soon? Or that the Soviet Union won't make it to the 20th century? Or what the Nazis are about to do to all Jews?
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 2h
I'm also just wondering about the practical realities of this. Like Africa ISOTs into 1939 and all of the European nations on the brink of war (many of whom just lost access to their colonies there and the Suez canal) decide to conquer them all? Seems like a good way to see a lot of your navy sunk.
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 16h
They're doing a form of racism on the other site where you pretend that jet aircraft and helicopters don't exist. (the one-upsmanship at the bottom is pretending that repeating firearms and modern artillery doesn't exist as well)
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The Roman Empire would defeat modern Africa in a war.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 2h
I won't pretend that many people in the Anglo-American sphere have progressive views on trans rights, but it's also an issue that doesn't even crack the top 10 of things people actually care about. And yet they're making an entire documentary on what one children's author thinks of it? Come on.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 2h
Nothing these days can net you the round the clock attention you will get from being a transphobe.
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 3h
New Orleans will revolt
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 3h
Heartwarming! This old-fashioned Spanish man still creates misinformation the traditional way, using photoshop to scare people for fun. He'll also make you a lovely illustration, book cover, social media campaign... #PortfolioDay
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 12h
Pretty sure I saw this guy show up on a YouTuber's channel that my kids enjoy and that's just not good.
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 12h
This must be some of that wholesome posting @gruber.foo was talking about
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 12h
Imagine being so corrupt that even Trump is like "Yeah you need to go."
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15h
imagine losing your job with $100k on your credit card
AP News reports: "Trump says he is ‘looking at’ firing US envoy to Greece after mounting reports of improper conduct"
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 13h
Inshallah.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 13h
Vance/Paul 2028 search your heart, you know it to be true
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 15h
Holy shit, am I tired of the people who clap like seals whenever fascist Marjorie Taylor Greene pretends to give a shit about doing the right thing.
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 15h
mcdonalds is celebrating obscure lgbt holidays that aren't even in june and the right is relegated back to "i drew an anime girl that agrees with me politically" balance is restored 🧘
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 13h
i think the national party may not have understood how much texas republicans fucking hate paxton.
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 15h
Algeria could take 1940s europe alone. This is like "could one marine division destroy rome?"-level question
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Britzilla 🇬🇧 Commissions Open @britzilla.bsky.social · 14h
Sketch of the SS Tethys, the submarine tender ship that will carry the SSV Phocinae to the north pole for Project North, a game I'm helping develop. This would be my day 12 for #inktober Timelapse: youtu.be/_Hz0Hr7j0m4
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 14h
The Detroit Free Press allowed readers to submit their verdict on who won the debate between Dr. Abdul El Sayed and Mike Rogers— but the only two people who said Rogers won decided to include anti Arab slurs in their letters in addition to abject lies. So the DFP refused to publish them.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 14h
It's very funny how clearly the directive in RISE AND FALL OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE was that he couldn't say anything about the post-TRoS Galaxy, even though that was the context in which it was supposed to have been written. Just a massive, gaping contextual hole he had to write around.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 14h
The Resistance certainly doesn't have the capacity for state building. There are probably a fair few planets and sectors who want to go their own way. I bet the Mandalorians are also offering "protection" to a lot of nearby worlds.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 14h
Reading Star Pilots and I'm wondering when/if they'll ever flesh out the post-TRoS state of the Galaxy. I mean the New Republic is confirmed gone as is the First Order. The Jedi are an Order of one and the Sith are (presumably) all dead. Seems like they're heading to a warring states period.
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 14h
> +39% with the boys
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 14h
The rally everyone is reacting to seems... worse than usual.
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Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 14h
Uh, no
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 14h
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
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The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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Raven Onthill @ravenonthill.bsky.social · 14h
Ung. That's just gutting.
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Charlie Thomas @cthomasjamh.bsky.social · 16h
Oh no.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 19h
#AlternateHistoweem #MapMonday Alternate cartographer RvBOMally did the Monster Mash! And by that I mean he created a timeline where famous monsters from fiction and folklore battle it out for global domination.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 17h
Umm sure OK whatever.
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Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 17h
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David Klemperer @dmk1793.bsky.social · 21h
We're in the midst of a massive crisis of epistemic authority and social trust, with much of the online information ecosystem basically collapsing into an algorithmic swirl of unverifiable rumour, and Wikipedia is one of the few institutions holding out. Attacking it is stupid and irresponsible.
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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 23h
What do you have to say about this, @sassquatch18.bsky.social ?
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Original famed Bigfoot footage exposed as hoax after ‘rehearsal’ clip unearthed in new film
New documentary “Capturing Bigfoot” exposes the 1967 Patterson-Gimlin sighting as a hoax, revealing a secret 1966 rehearsal film.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 18h
How it’s going
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