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Steve Eyre

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(he/him) You can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter, but unfortunately you've got me.

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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In life
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OatmealDome 🏳️‍🌈 @oatmealdome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Mario Kart Tour] 24 hours left until the game shuts down (Sep 30 at 6 am UTC) as of this post. Nintendo has no plans to release an offline version. Once the servers shut down, the game will no longer be playable (officially, at least).
A screenshot of the "Dawn of The Final Day" screen from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pray they don’t alter it any further…
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's Zeal map from Chrono Trigger and it's waterfalls going down onto the top of the Super Mario World world map

It lines up nice






I like Chrono Cross better than Trigger
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Jordan Oloman @oloman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here's my write-up from the Japanese premiere of Backrooms, where @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp & Kane Parsons talked about analogue media, liminal horror & Kane's roots in the Source Engine. postmode.org/hideo-kojima...
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“I made Metal Gear at 23. A24 didn't call me until I was 59": Hideo Kojima & Kane Parsons at the Japanese premiere of Backrooms
What Kojima saw in Backrooms — an empty furniture store, an empty Shibuya crossing — and what a childhood in the Source Engine does to a person.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The dog.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/07/2026
The main way in which AI has negatively impacted games industry jobs is not through actual automation of those jobs or even untrue claims about automation. It's by making capital unavailable because it's tied up in AI investments while also destroying the consumer base for video game hardware.
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
On this day 15 years ago, we launched our first game, Bastion. To everyone who helped the Kid survive the Calamity, thank you!!🙏 You're the reason we've been able to carry on as an independent studio ever since.
Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the two outfits for men
A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a button-up shirt and tan pants. A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
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Haley MacLean @haleyfax.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We have never 'owned' our games, our games just had no technological protection measures. (thread 👇, I'm so mad about the PS no physical decision and I need an IP rant)
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Steve Eyre @alsotop.net · 02/07/2026
Physical media rocks 🤘
A photo of 007 First Light video game for Xbox Series X and Rhythm Paradise Groove for Nintendo Switch sitting against a dark wooden surface.
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
dreamcast forever 🌀
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adamatomic @adamatomic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Twitter (X) in 2026
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
To the studios and publishers who still think generative AI is a great thing for game development: When next gen comes and AI-fuelled component costs mean people can't afford the $1,000+ consoles your games are on, and you can't recoup costs due to poor sales, it may not feel so nifty then.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral notepad is held by an off-panel individual. The notepad reads: TO DO: Peek out from behind a rock; Open and close mouth repeatedly. Panel 2: it’s a moray eel
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14/06/2026
shall we have a road trip from Middleton Stoney to Stoney Middleton
Google maps screencap of the route between these two towns, 120 miles apart
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videajames (on vacation - comms reopen 10/1) @videajames.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
do u see the vision
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/06/2026
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/06/2026
Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.
r/GithubCopilot • 11m ago
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Just one prompt and I got 50% of my whole month credits using Claude Sonnet 4.6.
General
This is hilarious. For context I used the Copilot Orchestrator that has Condutor, Planning, Implementator and Code review agents. But with the new "usage based pricing", seems like this is not an ideal setup anymore?
Anyone has the same experience here? I am on Copilot Prot. This is so expensive.r/GithubCopilot • 6h ago
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Love the new Copilot token system
General
Last month I used ~60% of my quota in an entire month.
This month I've already used 25% on day one.
What an amazing improvement.r/GithubCopilot • 14h ago
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Time to ditch Github Copilot
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First day of the new pricing model, I tried one prompt to just refine one of my existing change proposal, basically a conductor with few sub agents to update the existing change spec, architecture, test plan, prototype, tech spec and implementation plan.
About 20-30 mins task, ends up burning 16% of my monthly credits in one shot.
Bye.
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create udla mouet oucumentalon
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I just canceled my GitHub Copilot Max plan
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You've cancelled your subscription to GitHub Copilot Max. This plan change will take effect on 2026-06-21.
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 30/05/2026
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hell yes I'm having a Brat Summer Big Ravens Are Tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. 'Tis some visitor,' I mutter, 'tapping at my chamber door. Only this, and nothing more.'
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
gambling ads
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Orange Guy on a green background. He is continually shouting “BET BET BET BET”

Panel 2:
Orange Guy is becoming increasingly unhinged. The words BET BET BET BET start to fill up the panel behind him

Panel 3:
Extreme close up on Orange Guys’s eyes. They are blood shot and the pupils have been replaced with the words “BET”. The eyes are surrounded by waves of the word “BET”

Panel 4:
An almost empty panel. Orange Guy leans in and whispers “responsibly”. 
“gambleaware.com” is written in small letters at the bottom right of the panel
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Vap / Katie Emma @trulyavaporeon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Video games 🎮
A watercolor comic featuring the Pokemon Vaporeon. In panel 1, Vaporeon is taking a shower. Her eyes are closed and she's thinking, "I can't wait to play video games later." In panel 2, Vaporeon is standing at the counter at work next to a cash register. She is wearing a red apron. She is thinking, "I can't wait to play video games later." In panel 3, Vaporeon is driving home in a red car. She looks tired, and is thinking "I can't wait to play video games later." In panel 4, Vaporeon is in bed. Her eyes are snapped open in irritation. She thinks "Wait a minute." She has not played video games later.
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Steve Eyre @alsotop.net · 21/05/2026
Gee. Thanks, DPD for a ✨ superb ✨ delivery of the game I was waiting all day for. 🥲
A picture of a Nintendo Switch 2 game box for Yoshi and the Mysterious Book. There is a large hole in the bottom left of the box where it has been damaged in transport.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
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Faulerro @faulerro.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Star Fox 64 has some truly memorable dialogue, but nothing beats the Lylat Wars UK localisation if you ask me.
A screenshot of the opening of Corneria in Star Fox 64, with Falco speaking in a dialogue box that reads "Gordon Bennett, he's made a right pig's ear of things!".A screenshot of Star Wolf's arrival at Fortuna in Star Fox 64, with Wolf speaking in a dialogue box that reads "Well well well, if it isn't the Plonker Express!".A screenshot of Sector X in Star Fox 64, with Slippy having been hit by Spyborg and speaking in a dialogue box that reads "Cor blimey, I've come a cropper!!!".A screenshot of the final battle of Star Fox 64, with Andross starting to explode and speaking in a dialogue box that reads "Pissing bellend! Time to die, wankbasket!!".
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 18/05/2026
I need to apologize. The university where I am provost used AI to replace our graduation ceremony and — to our surprise! — our cherished students were upset by the alteration. We had asked ChatGPT to devise a more efficient diploma delivery routine than the legacy procedure of walking across stage one by one at the call of the graduate’s name. The AI assistant divided our auditorium floor into a number of polyomino square sectors (it called them ‘squectors’), where students clustered according to a number of factors including height, GPA, and others, intangible. Ramps were introduced, suspended above stage and fitted to rotational hinges, so the rolled diplomas could wheel down to each squector at a controlled and geometrically appropriate rate. The AI application misparsed the auditorium floor plan and several of the squectors were drawn too small, forcing students into packed and humid clusters. At times, the rate of the diploma spool became fiercely rapid — torrential, if I’m honest — and the emblems of achievement were blown like discarded newspaper across the chamber hall, plastered finally to the floor by dirt smeared from attendees’ shoeheels in the midst of the trampling chaos.

It is the job of our institution to prepare students for the world and its changing times. While our hearts were in the right place, our missteps caused delay and unease. On behalf of the administration and our enduring institution: we will do better.
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jenn 🤍🪽 @jennahveer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Two Trumps
3 panel comic

Panel 1: A Red Guy representing the White House stands in front of a massive jacked up Trump. The Red Guy points to Trump and says “He’s a big strong hero”

Panel 2: A very very mean woke leftie in the audience shouts “I hate his guts”

Panel 3: Red Guy is now cradling a tiny little baby Trump. With tears in his eyes, Red Guy yells “He’s a baby. You’re screaming at a BABY”
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It's Vampirivian @devilsw1fe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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🐜 🍯 Anthony @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
✅ Meet unusual creatures ✅ Explore colorful habitats ✅ Yoshi! #YoshiAndTheMysteriousBook comes to #NintendoSwitch2 on May 21! Pre-order now: ninten.do/6012vD43A
youtube.com
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book – Overview Trailer – Nintendo Switch 2
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
trying to post through it rn
I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like
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YsLink ⚔️ An Ys Fan Site @ys-link.net · 15/04/2026
A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"
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Kelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
i guess he will
Willy Crash arcade game stuck on error screen
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I want enemies
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
All of Mission Control switched the visible sides of their Artemis II patches from the side with the Moon in the foreground to the side with the Earth in the foreground to commemorate the moment the spacecraft began its journey home.
Artemis II patch with Moon in foreground Artemis II patch with Earth in foreground
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN TRYEN TO DO THERE QUEST BUT THEY DONT REMEMBER ? THEY DONT REMEBER SO MUCH STUFF DONT REMEBER SOME GRADES OF SCHOOL DONT REMEBER SOME ENTIRE YEAR'S DONT REMEBER FACE'S DONT REMEBER NAME'S BUT SOMEHOW COMMERCIAL'S ARE STUCK IN THERE, PIZZA BAGEL SONG, CAR DEALERSHIP SONG, SOAP JINGLE, CANT REMEBER GRANDMAS FACE BUT REMEBER PHONE NUMBER FOR CAR DEALERSHIP, CURSED EXISTANCE, OUTLAW ALL AD'S, OR MAYBE I SHOULDNT REMEBER SCHOOL ANY WAY IT WASNT THAT GOOD BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW AT THIS POINT, VAGUE MEMORY OF THROWING SHIT IN METAL LOCKER AND GETTING YELLED AT BY TEACHER'S FOR INVALID REASON'S , ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBALY SOME TREASURE, FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN A ITEM TO GUY OR PRINCESS, A GUY I DONT KNOW WANTS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW, GREAT A STAIRCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ANOTHER THING WHEN YOUR ON A ADVENTURE AND YOU RUN INTO ANOTHER GUY RUNNIN AROUND STEALING SHIT WHY ARE THEY YOUR ENEMY, SEEMS LIKE YOUR JUST COWORKERS IF YOU ASK ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Steve Eyre @alsotop.net · 20/03/2026
Age of Imprisonment overload 😬
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Emil Jacobs - Collectifission @collectifission.greennuclear.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Finally, a real use case for JavaScript
Header: "British woman without cervic and vagina naturally becomes pregnant after reconstructive surgery", with an error code: "JavaScript must be enabled to use this feature".
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A comic with two panels. Top: ditto wearing a tie and looking at graphs on a computer titled "I'm tired of looking at the bad lightscreen"

Bottom: Ditto playing pokopia on a TV and smiling. "I'm want to go home & look at the good screen"

Trxyland signature
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