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35+ // agender // ND // disabled // poly // bi-demi // non-Xian quaker // goalie appreciator // white // they/them #booksky #takewarning "defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom "a bad influence" -- my FIL tell your pet i said hi Married to @ashodin.com

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 4h
One of the really, really fun(!) parts of being disabled is a scenario that causes normal people discomfort -- like say, being in a fluorescent-lit exam room for several hours with limited food and water -- can cause me to feel absolutely vile for the better part of the week
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 5h
... I literally can't remember. The first time I actually recalled it being linked to sex was at age 11, but people had been making weird comments about my body since I can remember.
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Terence @topolk.bsky.social · 7h
“Goodbye Bad Halloween” is an amazing slogan. It’d be an even better band name.
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Sheepie @jellysheepie.bsky.social · 9h
This summer the Cincinnati zoo hatched a new baby penguin. I understand that this information does not help you materially but perhaps it may help emotionally. Her name is Couscous
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT #FEFW
Fabio: But the truth was staring me in the face even then. You are no different from us! 

Fabio: Yes, you are human. You have always been human! 

Please stop! Stop this now and come back to us! You are human and I love you!
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is exam day.
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Michael Scott Puts On A Brave Face
Alt: Michael Scott Puts On A Brave Face
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This might actually be my new banner
A screenshot of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave:

Failed to recruit 
Conditions:
Has questions
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MoneyPuck.com @moneypuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hockey is back! moneypuck.com/predictions....
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seeing the "Shuggie Bain" author being shortlisted for the Booker and noticing how "trauma-p*rn" is a very "awardable" prize, similar to Oscar-bait. If "John of John" isn't trauma-p*rn, I'll eat my hat.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kids these days don't even know who Batboy is and tbh that's kinda sad.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish to power wash my brain. And my sinuses, while we're at it
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Dani Finn 🐙 🏳️‍⚧️ 📚 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Big Balls Now Exposed
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aw fuck yeah
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
G-d the spotify app is terrible. Finding podcasts is near-impossible. I want to block podcasts that have AI art (and others I just don't vibe with) and it's just. not a thing that happens at all.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 25/09/2026
when a pop punk trans guy wears a bulge insert that's a green day packer
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They left the mics on during the commercial break rip gg #CauseChaos
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Audio is still shot on the Livestream. Not like we're missing much coz it's 3-0 but it's the principle
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some rando @nchurricanes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hockey season has begun. PK lost his stick
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm v grumpy due to exam studies and I see all my hockey friends and gaming friends having fun meanwhile I have to study 😭😭😭😭
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It'S Not Fair Crise
Alt: John Oliver, slamming his hands on the desk with the subtitle It'S Not Fair
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having a rough day at work.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a customer email in with pretty much "where am I supposed to be" and tbh I think they have bigger problems than what I can solve
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Confused the mechanic with my gender, hell yeah
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If someone offered me $20 mil to stop talking about billionaires, idk if I'd take it and I hate that
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Daniel Spencer @dantendo64.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another election cycle, another set of “[insert politician] is for they/them, not you” ads. That feels great and cool and safe every time I see it.
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#FEFW Perfect Bird Time!!!!
A picture of a TV screen showing Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave

A young woman with green hair and gold accents is standing behind a headline that says "Perfect Bird Time". The subtitle reads "Support points with Butyhole increased greatly"
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Adam Rosenberg's Net-Force @geminibros.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The loosening of hiring practices around bestiality makes more and more sense every day
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Right-wing politics is laden with contradictions, but "We're the movement of authentic, traditional masculinity who have to ask for help sounding tough from the calculator" is one of the funnier ones.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 19/09/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave Fans Cause Online Banana Shortage At Walmart - Kotaku kotaku.com/fire-emblem-fortunes-wea…
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Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave Fans Cause Online Banana Shortage At Walmart - Kotaku
Let me explain
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Verse @verselynx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love you leopardus tilcayo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Asa Is Trouble @asaistrouble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We took this for a test drive yesterday and it's SO GOOD!!!!!
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen in sometime. Guitar Center is putting on a contest for "undiscovered talent" to open for Ed Sheeran. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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Guitar Center Open For Legends
Guitar Center Open for Legends is a brand-new competition series elevating undiscovered musicians to a global platform, beginning with the chance to open for Ed Sheeran at his LOOP Tour show in Mexico...
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Terence @topolk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We should have had a K-Pop Demon Hunters musou by now.
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What It Sounds Like Huntrix
ALT: What It Sounds Like Huntrix
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take goo
Screenshot of Pokémon trade screen with a ditto and text box saying “take goo”
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Ryyudo 🔜 SQXL @ryyudo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@kobacake.bsky.social did an incredible thing
An artist reinterpretation of the LAWYER MAXXING billboard in the QRP with Phoenix Wright crossing his arms in front of the words LAWYER MAXXING and the phone number 1-800 HURT NOW.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Tof Eklund @tofeklund.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The good old days.
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Asa Is Trouble @asaistrouble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
okay i'm very nervously hitting the go live button we'll get back to danganronpa 2 www.twitch.tv/asaistrouble
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AsaIsTrouble - Live on Twitch
I'm back! Danganronpa 2 Chapter 2 | Streaming danganronpa 2: goodbye despair.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others
the xkcd average familiarity comic of two people talking, edited to read: "ai doomsday religions are second nature to us very online folk, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows about the harry potter sex cult and one or two aella cognitohazards" "and sankeys, of course" "of course" captioned below "even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is unpopular within the agender community, but being agender means you are inevitably seen as trans to a degree. It literally doesn't matter if you don't consider yourself one; they're not going to be asking you your personal preference when they're yelling about faggots in schools.
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