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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Charles van den Eycken - Happier Than a Prince (1916)
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
for the first time in a year i am Caught Up on assignments and can maybe work on a script...
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
catch me at the craft shop sweating at the purple fiskars cutting mats
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
man was meant to spend autumn afternoons snuggling with his cat in the sun
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Eli ☆ @waldprinz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(Wolf) Link to cope with no Twilight Princess news
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@gamechanger.dropout.tv scripted jokes about diabetes—and worse specifying type 2—are insensitive and further the idea that it's a fault of the person who has it. otherwise enjoyed the new episode 🎂
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(climbing onto soapbox) (tripping) you know what's actually black cat/golden retriever? michael/david from the lost boys musical bc michael is an edgy baby for 2 seconds a day but just wants love and statistically goldens are the number one dog bite. LITERATURE REVIEW
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
seeing d/rarry described as black cat/golden retriever. free yourself you are actively choosing this
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
thinking about how i had to listen to an audiobook at regular speed in school once and it was awful
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i was genuinely hoping the new fire emblem would be interesting to me bc i wanna write fic again but noooo
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Today is International Cat Day. May all cats be happy
A black-and-white cat sleeping with a small cat plush
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Everyone wake up, the only review that matters is in
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
very tempted to yell "do you guys think they're gonna make it this time?" at the hadestown showing
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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
day 1 of lunatic went well (at like, 15 resets)
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year
Mamdani saying Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Received text: "Made the apparent mistake of asking your mom about you a few years ago." Reacted to with a laughing emoji.
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wait until Sisyphus finds out about emails.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/07/2024
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
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fearne @ GWF 👀 @almandines.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
get yourself a main character whose two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
sigh. justice for trickster boyfriends
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
anyway i just finished A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO DATING A DEMON, which did not provide any tips on the matter
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
playing taps for the last library card i had left from the midwest. you were a real one 🫡
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zac @10amlunch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the first and last final fantasy games to be released on a disc are both final fantasy 7
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my partner wouldn't believe me when i'd say i didn't make up "mustard precum" so thank you @mikewtrapp.bsky.social for the validation
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Even from below, Uni is too cute! :3
A black-and-white cat viewed from below
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to the dumpster, who is arguably my dad
an orange cat in a sunbeam. he is beautiful and confident even if his dad is a trash receptacle
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
hi uh. i just finished reading hazelthorn by c g drews and it Was Really Good.
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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
HEARTWARMING: This 11 year old developer still plagiarizes their games the old-fashioned way
"Gamers don't want it": Palworld lead says Pocketpair doesn't touch AI because players hate it and artists "like doing stuff themselves"
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By Austin Wood published yesterday
"If the gamers don't want it, I guess that's it, right?"

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/survival/gamers-dont-want-it-palworld-lead-says-pocketpair-doesnt-touch-ai-because-players-hate-it-and-artists-like-doing-stuff-themselves/
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
How would you get a small cylinder (5.1 in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
have a new muscle relaxer and one of the side effects is "unusual excitement". is that perhaps because my body hurts less
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
just opened a puzzle where the previous owner put all the edge pieces in a separate bag. can't decide if genius or less fun for me
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
why do gray catbirds sound like that
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shy🍬🦇 @shy.center · 15/06/2026
hey. our cat is recovering well post-op, but she's going to need chemotherapy to maximize her quality of life. a full recovery is unlikely, but we're doing our best to make her comfortable. we've unpaused the fundraiser because it's going to be very expensive. any little bit is helpful. thank you.
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i like to pick up books without reading the description since they're frequently spoilery or inaccurate. currently listening to WHAT WE DID TO SURVIVE, a book where teenagers on vacation go on a private boat in the middle of a storm because of this asshole one of them is dating. will they eat him
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
jsyk josh silver is putting out bangers in the mentally ill gay ya thriller space. have now consumed 80% of erase me in less than a day it is destroying me
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the superpower i want is to be able to simultaneously process unrelated auditory and visual stimuli
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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
this might be the best headline i’ve ever read
Enemy lesbian nuns quit convent and marry each other
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
what mental illness do i have if the inside of me feels like the boat scene in willy wonka
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Kuki @kukitan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Rise ♥️
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Kahene @kahene.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
🧵THREAD - The AI-Assisted Kingdom Hearts Cover 🧵 So, this cover have been pointed out for being ai-generated. Yeah it's shit. BUT after I did some dig in, it's actually kinda more complicated than this. So let me expand on this 👇
Kingdom Hearts Collection 1 -3 Collection cover which seems to be AI-generated to some degree
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yul @inkbrewed.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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dr doom toots as he pleases meme panel but instead of toot its oot
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/06/2026
love to participate in purely ceremonial games to compete with other nations in times of peace. let’s hope no one summons the problem dragon while we’re all here
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
thinking about CC and suzaku somehow fitting in the same outfit as lelouch
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kuu 🦭 @starryselkie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
hey everyone! tuba just got a cancer diagnosis, and needs some help; we've got her scheduled for surgery tomorrow, any help would mean the world. She's my best friend and we're going to do everything we can to get her feeling better! gofund.me/9ddc5d480
gofund.me
Donate to Help Tuba Beat Cancer, organized by Erin H
Hello, Tuba, Queen of Covers and Highly Intelligent Beast, needs some help feeling better! S… Erin H needs your support for Help Tuba Beat Cancer
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 03/06/2026
An indie developer is working with Jacob Geller to explain the subtleties within their new game’s narrative to media illiterate players. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: New Accessibility Option Calls Jacob Geller to Explain Subtext While You Play.
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