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Mike Trapp

@mikewtrapp.bsky.social
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Currently, TV writer. Formerly, head writer of CollegeHumor. Futurely, sustenance for robot overlords.

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Joe Dante @thejoedante.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
My pals at @vidiots.bsky.social created an interactive experience during the film breaking fakeout scene in their screening of Gremlins 2: The New Batch last weekend. It's even better than what I had hoped to do in 1990! 😁
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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
[Daughter makes little worms out of play-doh] Wife, jokingly: Would you still love me if I was a worm? Daughter, without hesitation: YES! Wife: Awww— Daughter: I LOVE worms! Wife: ah.
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
New episode of Big City Greens this morning! “Saxon Saxability” might be my favorite script I wrote for season 4. And man, the art, the music, the casting…. Everyone hit it out of the park. Watch on Disney Channel now (and Disney+ at some point in the future)
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Animation timelines are wild. In January 2023, I interviewed for a staffing job on Big City Greens and pitched an idea called “Chocolate Santa.” Tomorrow, after working here for over two years, it’ll finally air on Disney+ So, check out my first episode… and the many more that will come after!
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
A Great War is brewing…
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
I feel bad for you. Thanks it's been a rough week
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Chris Grace @chrisgrace.com · 09/01/2025
this is my new kink
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
You want thingamabobs? I’ve got twenty But who cares No big deal I want mooooooooore I want 21 thingamabobs
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
If I’m reading this sign correctly, this faucet sprays spaghetti
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This moment from L. Frank Baum’s “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” was immortalized in the movie with the Scarecrow’s beloved song, “If I Only Had A Psychopathic Ability To Kill Forty Crows With My Hands, One By One, By Breaking Their Necks”
An excerpt from “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz”: The King Crow flew at the Scarecrow, who caught it by the head and twisted its neck until it died. And then another crow flew at him, and the Scarecrow twisted its neck also. There were forty crows, and forty times the Scarecrow twisted a neck, until at last all were lying dead beside him.”
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
🎶 It’s the Mickey Mouse Roadhouse Come inside There’s blood inside
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
“Legs! I Need Legs! LEGS!”
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Altoona desperately trying to be known for something other than its pizza
An image and description from Wikipedia of the culinary abomination known as Altoona-style pizza: "Altoona-style pizza is a distinct type of pizza created in the city of Altoona, Pennsylvania, by the Altoona Hotel. The definitive characteristics of Altoona-style pizza are a Sicilian-style pizza dough, tomato sauce, sliced green bell pepper, salami, topped with American cheese and pizzas cut into squares instead of wedges."
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 05/12/2024
Lol. One week after the Economist published this chart showing the dude can't stop tweeting in the middle of the night, Elon removes time stamps from tweets.
Chart from the economist showing Elon's tweets based on time of day over time, showing him tweeting more and more and more frequently, especially after he took over Twitter. At first there's a little gap from around 4am to 10am, but it too gradually shrinks so that by now it looks like he tweets non-stop at any time of day.

Also, a picture of a mind rotting from tweeters disease.
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Acting tip: if you have a line like “what are you doing?” Or “where are you going?” pronounce the last word so it rhymes with “boing.” This is called “making a choice”
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
“Many?” Really? MANY cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse? Sir, I believe that you know precisely one. And we ALL know that one.
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Playing with my food, Friday
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, but especially to Heather F.’s family, who, if this comment on a cranberry sauce recipe is any indication, will be putting up with all kinds of bullshit today
A comment on a cranberry sauce recipe reading, “I have a far more refined palette than the people I Thanksgiving with, so I’m forced to keep it simple lest it doesn’t get touched. I add some vanilla beans taken from one of my jars of extract and one slice of orange peel. A delicious happy medium, methinks. So simple!”
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Another day storing my vanilla extract and liquid smoke next to each other, knowing I’m asking for disaster, doing nothing about it
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
“Harry Potter on the island” - my wife, trying to remember the movie “Swiss Army Man”
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
This post sure made me reflect on my career in ways I find extremely disorienting
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
Having a toddler is like living with a video game NPC. Little dudes running the same dialogue trees and subroutines over and over, and if anything bad happens to them, it’s definitely your fault.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 28/06/2023
oh good noted film lover/historian/archivist david zaslav
hollywood reporter tweet with the text "Oscars: Taylor Swift, David Zaslav, Daniels and Keke Palmer Among 398 Invited to Join Film Academy"
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
I don’t care that he’s probably not in the script, I must play the role of Tingle
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Nintendo is officially developing a live-action Legend Of Zelda movie
Wes Ball, director of the Maze Runner series, is already attached to direct
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
You know what’s a fun word to type? “Onion.” Just a lil’ one cycle. Oniononionionionion Yeah. That’s the stuff.
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Evelyn Waugh is the evil version of Evelyn Ugh
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Low-stakes opinions I’ve formed since becoming a dad: - all playgrounds should have cafés attached - more authors of kids books need a firmer grasp of meter - if daycare is going to cost as much as college, my kid should get some kind of degree out of it - more places should be open before 9 am
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Shout out to this horrifying illustration in my kid’s book
A large black beetle pouring castor oil through a funnel into a sickly bird’s throat.
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
Hey, what’s up with that scrapey hook thing dentists use? Presumably it’s good for teeth, but I’ve never heard anyone suggest you should have your own. Can I buy my own scrapey hook? Should I???
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Every artistic depiction of watermelon shows it with seeds, but I’ve seen nothing but seedless melon for at least 20 years. That fruit needs to update its profile pic
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
It’s kinda funny that your phone has an app called “phone” whose icon is a shittier phone
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Some days I feel incredibly lucky to be a homeowner and some days (today, for instance) I learn that bees have built a hive in my chimney and are flying into my living room
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
I have completed my transformation into a dad* *(eating the heel slices off the bread to save the more desirable slices for my child)
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Was this article written by a boiled frog?
Headline from The Washington Post: Your body can build up tolerance to heat. Here’s how.
Subheadline: Small gradual exposures to heat can help the human body build tolerance to rising temperatures, experts say
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
When I’m parched nothing quenches my thirst like a tall glass of pea
A bag of frozen green peas listed under the category “Beverages”
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
One morning the sun came up and POP, out of the egg came a tiny, very hungry caterpillar. On Monday he ate through one apple. But he was still hungry. On Tuesday he ate through two pears, but he was still hungry. On Wednesday he ate through 55burgers55fries55tacos55pies55cokes100tatertots100pizzas
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
TV would make you think that crossword puzzle clues are like “Hound (3 letters)” when it’s really more like “1975 MCG oater star Durglan, and others, briefly”
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
“I am a free thinker with innovative new ideas,” I say as I eat my corn on the cob vertically. “An early adopter,” I say, gagging and sputtering out kernels
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Front page of LA times this morning is like a too-on-the-nose newspaper a character conspicuously reads in a Mad Max prequel
A pair of front page headlines: "Another day of wildfire risk and eyeball-stinging heat." "Modern knights in shining armor: Buhurt, a medieval sport, is catching on in the U.S. Fighters wield weadpons of yore -- and also don latest safety gear."
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
The SAG strike is the closest I will ever come to saying “you can’t fire me! I quit!”
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Comedians: “I had to tweak the wording 80 times, but this joke is now 1% funnier” The Emmys: “Y’know what always makes me laugh? Things that are 30 minutes”
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
“Sea ho!” I call out from the crow’s nest after once again spotting the sea. “Sea ho!” The crew aim their muskets at me in appreciation for my vigilance. “Sea
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Sometimes teeth are the only thing remaining from multi-million-year-old fossils and sometimes they’re like “Too much sugar, help”
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Sowing chaos by slapping all packaging with stickers that say “NEW Easy Open! ↗️”
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Mike Trapp @mikewtrapp.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
I pretend to have left certain platforms for moral reasons, but I actually left because they became miserable, joyless places long before they became “evil”
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