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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Charles van den Eycken - Happier Than a Prince (1916)
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
for the first time in a year i am Caught Up on assignments and can maybe work on a script...
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
catch me at the craft shop sweating at the purple fiskars cutting mats
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
man was meant to spend autumn afternoons snuggling with his cat in the sun
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
genAI has ingested literally all of reddit. spitting out paragraphs like this is not a difficult task
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
screenshot of OpenAI tool to verify generated content. the discord screenshot about pokémom scalping by Reggie B. contains a SynthID watermark that originated from OpenAI
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the original images have openai watermarks
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Eli ☆ @waldprinz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(Wolf) Link to cope with no Twilight Princess news
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@gamechanger.dropout.tv scripted jokes about diabetes—and worse specifying type 2—are insensitive and further the idea that it's a fault of the person who has it. otherwise enjoyed the new episode 🎂
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
we need to bring back possession in sports manga
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
good
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(climbing onto soapbox) (tripping) you know what's actually black cat/golden retriever? michael/david from the lost boys musical bc michael is an edgy baby for 2 seconds a day but just wants love and statistically goldens are the number one dog bite. LITERATURE REVIEW
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
also bring back calling it grumpy/sunshine this is giving black cats too much credit. they are dumb affectionate babies
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
seeing d/rarry described as black cat/golden retriever. free yourself you are actively choosing this
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
thinking about how i had to listen to an audiobook at regular speed in school once and it was awful
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i was genuinely hoping the new fire emblem would be interesting to me bc i wanna write fic again but noooo
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Today is International Cat Day. May all cats be happy
A black-and-white cat sleeping with a small cat plush
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Everyone wake up, the only review that matters is in
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
very tempted to yell "do you guys think they're gonna make it this time?" at the hadestown showing
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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
day 1 of lunatic went well (at like, 15 resets)
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year
Mamdani saying Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Received text: "Made the apparent mistake of asking your mom about you a few years ago." Reacted to with a laughing emoji.
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wait until Sisyphus finds out about emails.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/07/2024
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
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fearne @ GWF 👀 @almandines.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
get yourself a main character whose two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
sigh. justice for trickster boyfriends
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the world is based on jewish folklore which is based. however the romance gets Dramatic and boring when mmc's Plot is revealed, in a story strangulation not unlike JRPGs
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
in this novel fmc is sick of guys asking her out to meet her politician aunt so she's like "actually i'm engaged. no you can't meet him he's a demon. yeah his name is uhhhhh daziel" and then a demon named daziel shows up in her room and crochets and plays sports while she's doing her Boring Homework
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
anyway i just finished A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO DATING A DEMON, which did not provide any tips on the matter
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
this leaves me with only 9 cards in libby. my #libbymaxxing is in shambles
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
playing taps for the last library card i had left from the midwest. you were a real one 🫡
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
yaaaawn. send this personality back to 2004 4chan
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
kid icarus uprising has entered the chat 💀
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
my partner asks, "shouldn't it be a womanual?"
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zac @10amlunch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the first and last final fantasy games to be released on a disc are both final fantasy 7
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my partner wouldn't believe me when i'd say i didn't make up "mustard precum" so thank you @mikewtrapp.bsky.social for the validation
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Even from below, Uni is too cute! :3
A black-and-white cat viewed from below
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to the dumpster, who is arguably my dad
an orange cat in a sunbeam. he is beautiful and confident even if his dad is a trash receptacle
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this one's for all my treelikers out there
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
hi uh. i just finished reading hazelthorn by c g drews and it Was Really Good.
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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
HEARTWARMING: This 11 year old developer still plagiarizes their games the old-fashioned way
"Gamers don't want it": Palworld lead says Pocketpair doesn't touch AI because players hate it and artists "like doing stuff themselves"
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By Austin Wood published yesterday
"If the gamers don't want it, I guess that's it, right?"

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/survival/gamers-dont-want-it-palworld-lead-says-pocketpair-doesnt-touch-ai-because-players-hate-it-and-artists-like-doing-stuff-themselves/
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
How would you get a small cylinder (5.1 in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
have a new muscle relaxer and one of the side effects is "unusual excitement". is that perhaps because my body hurts less
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
just opened a puzzle where the previous owner put all the edge pieces in a separate bag. can't decide if genius or less fun for me
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asa ✨ @alsahm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
ITS LIKE THE CAT CHARIOTS IN HADES
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