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terrible content. and such small portions!

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026
these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
inktober day 5: smack. only that's too hard to draw so here's SMAC instead
A cartoon of Prokhor Zakharov from the game Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. He is a hippie-looking guy, clean-shaven with long unkempt hair and big round glasses. He's wearing a black turtleneck and some sort of scifi headset and says "Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk"A cartoon of Corazón Santiago from the game Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. She is a severe-looking woman with high cheekbones and a square jaw. She wears camo fatigues, an ammo belt across her chest, and has a tight hairdo with a ponytail hanging down behind her right shoulder. She scowls at the viewer and says "Pathetic"A cartoon of Sheng-Ji Yang from the game Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. He is an older Chinese man, clean shaven with receding white hair cropped short and big ears. He smirks, one eyebrow cocked, and says "Apologies, my friend. It's just that as an INTJ, these illogical actions of yours... well, I find them to be amusing."
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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Man, what are the Lions doing?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the Worst Witch. everyone was so mean to her
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
shirley jackson you tell em www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...
ar and away the greatest menace to the writer—any writer, beginning or otherwise
—is the reader. The reader is, after all, a kind of silent partner in this whole business of writing, and a work of fiction is surely incomplete if it is never read. The reader is, in fact, the writer's only unrelenting, genuine enemy. He has everything on his side; all he has to do, after all, is shut his eyes, and any work of fiction becomes meaningless. Moreover, a reader has an advantage over a beginning writer in not being a beginning reader; before he takes up a story to read it, he can be presumed to have read everything from Shakespeare to Jack Kerouac. No matter whether he reads a story in manuscript as a great personal favor, or opens a magazine, or—kindest of all—goes into a bookstore and pays good money for a book, he is still an enemy to be defeated with any kind of dirty fighting that comes to the writer's mind.
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one of many annoying things about the death of local journalism is that it's really hard to find out what's going on. i want to know why there are helicopters everywhere but every story is either TEEN JAILED IN SICK JOY RIDE JAUNT or LOCAL VILLAGE "NICE", SAY RESIDENTS
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 01/10/2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ah! exactly what i always feared
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i seem to be more affected by baby diego's death than i realized, sir
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSZY...
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Anything Can Happen on Halloween - The Worst Witch featuring Tim Curry (HD Remaster)
YouTube video by Rad Retro
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
guest speaker
Cartoon of a black cat with sunglasses, sitting at a desk and talking into a microphone. A name card in front of him reads "SID". Looking weary but rich, the cat says, "Microchips, electronic tagging, neighbourhood WhatsApp groups... I don't envy today's kids"
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kyle 中和 turner @tylekurner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
back at @avclub.com asking the important questions, like, why do movies look like that now? spoke to a bunch of cinematographers, colorists, and editors to try to figure out what is going on: www.avclub.com/why-do-movie...
avclub.com
Why do movies look like that now?
Cinematographers, colorists, and camera ops explain how shifting technologies and business expectations are making movies look like that.
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me watching the boulder get closer: damn no way that’s a boulder it must be a myte off duft
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
everyone keeps telling me to buy the new hit co-op game. you're all in the pocket of Big Walk
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Today is International Cat Day. May all cats be happy
A black-and-white cat sleeping with a small cat plush
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/08/2026
today's youth will never have the experience of scrolling the 40 or so channels you had at 1 AM on a friday night looking for something interesting or horny and catching the back half of eXistenZ without having any idea what it was
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Been trying to articulate this on the show for years and he just comes out and says it
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/07/2026
a good piece of advice i once got is to disregard any despairing thoughts about the trajectory of your life that you might have after 9 PM. those are the night thoughts and we do not speak of them
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
(shock jock voice) IT'S THE TOP OF THE HOUR (airhorns blasting) AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, ANOTHER 30-MINUTE BLOCK OF PHILIP GLASS'S 'AKHENATEN', T-T-TOTALLY COMMERCIAL FREE
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"All of the bones in your body / are in way too few pieces for me" www.youtube.com/watch?v=y63A...
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Chairlift - Sidewalk Safari
YouTube video by Jahung
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/07/2026
For sale, baby! Shoes, never worn. Come on down to Foot Locker
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think the size of the pitch should get smaller for every five minutes that pass in the game
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Huītzilōpōchtli, your boys took a hell of a beating
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
bouba and kiki, fish edition. fishdition
a drawing of two fish. up above is a happy little fellow, with a round little head and body and a gormless smile between two bulbous cheeks. but beware! this cheerful, chubby chap is but the lure to an enormous anglerfish lurking below - spiny fins, a wrinkled, staring eye, and a hinged jaw locked in a predatory grin. nature is cruel....
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Find a physical activity you like: running, martial arts, weightlifting, swimming, dancing, cycling, whatever. Try all you can and find one you enjoy so 1) you get away from the desk 2) engage a different part of your brain 3) get a methadone sense of accomplishment when the art's not going well.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"What, Starmerism rather daringly asked, would happen if we ran on deliverism without delivering?"
liberalcurrents.com
Starmer Out
Starmer did not "do nothing": he made the country radically more regressive. No wonder he fell.
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
a wide angle photo of Keir Starmer announcing his resignation in front of 10 Downing Street. the street behind him is empty, making him look small and alone as he stands at the podium. the caption reads: "...And since I'd achieved all my goals as Prime Minister in one year, there was no need for a second", a line from the Simpsons episode "Two Bad Neighbors"
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
happy father's day
Dae-Su Oh in Oldboy holding a hammer
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i can't wait until the adults are finally back in the room
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Almanac @almanac.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
TIL one of the biggest US drug traffickers during the Cold War was a guy named "Santo Trafficante". history has always been like this
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i think abt this constantly and like with everything in 'worldbuilding' i end up vibes-forward. you can't actually make a real fictional place; you can't imagine language outside of history; you are building a Feeling of something within the reader on the basis of what they do and don't recognize
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ross🌊 @snakeloch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
image that only gets funnier as time passes
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
man,
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Black White Feminism: Melancholy Smoke
ALT: Black White Feminism: Melancholy Smoke
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rest in peace to Marjane Satrapi. If you haven't read Persepolis fix that today
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Post by Kenny Keil @kennykeil

Three Days of the Condor is about a man who dresses so fly the CIA wants him dead

Pic of Robert Redford in a cool peacoat and sunglasses by the water
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