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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/09/2026
brb, suing the federal government over America.gov showing me John Ashcroft's objectively horrifying barbecue rib recipe
I want an official US government barbecue recipe.

Here are official U.S. government barbecue recipes and safety notes.

Simply BBQ (White House archive)

Former Attorney General John Ashcroft's recipe, posted for Independence Day 2003:

. Simmer country-style ribs for one hour (this makes them extremely tender).

. Drain.

. Place on a hot grill.
. Baste with your favorite barbecue sauce only to set and crystallize.

. Remove and eat.

Source: Independence Day: "Simply BBQ" 7
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov day! He saved the world from nuclear annihilation on this day in 1983. My freshman year in college would have been so much worse without his courage.🧵
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 26/09/2026
“It’s very easy to judge things from the outside....They’re getting global sympathy by getting us to hit things."
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Palantir’s co-founder thinks we should be less judgmental about that deadly Iran school strike
The AI-assisted attack at the start of Donald Trump's war killed more than 150 people, mostly children.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love a good timeline coincidence
Two posts in a row. The first from the Onion is a headline that says "NSFW artist struggling to improve on sexiness of regular muppets". The second is someone else's unrelated (???) photo of human-sized Statler and Waldorf muppets.
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Libby from Biscuit @thisisbiscuit.org.uk · 17/09/2026
Seattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classes.
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Seattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classes
The Seattle City Council voted on Tuesday to adopt civil rights protections for people who are polyamorous or in other nontraditional relationships.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/09/2026
Voyager Instruments xkcd.com/3302/
 3-panel comic. (1) [Person with shoulder-length hair gestures at diagrams on wall in front of table with three people.] PERSON 1: As the radioactive power source on *Voyager 1* weakens, we’ve been turning instruments off to conserve power. (2) PERSON 1: Only two instruments remain. Do we want to lose the plasma wave subsystem or the magnetometer? (3) PERSON 2 with ponytail: You know, if we just turned off Greg’s LED underlighting– PERSON 4 with short hair: Absolutely not. PERSON 3: Dammit, Greg. PERSON 4: I will *not* allow us to look uncool in front of aliens.
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AyJay @dcvet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The temerity, irony, hypocrisy, stupidity, and arrogance should have ended the run of this 🍊🤡💩🎪 a long time ago.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Paul Verhoeven would be all “no, that’s too unbelievable.”
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A hilarious summary
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
With the imaginative magic of Bible Study, you can turn "Thou Shalt Not" into "Girl, you definitely should!" and remove any other pesky, inconvenient things Jesus rudely told you to do. Glory!
youtube.com
The Magic Wand Called "Bible Study"
YouTube video by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FBI warns ICE agents not to trust any women willing to date them gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ic...
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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The Contrarian @contrariannews.org · 18/09/2026
The one and only Lynda Carter — Wonder Woman herself — is here at the Kennedy Center. WATCH: open.substack.com/live-stream/...
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 15/09/2026
:)
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Judge Cooper, again, says the Kennedy Center board can't put Trump's name on the building. Also, Cooper says they can't name it Trump Plaza. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Upon consideration of the emergency motion, the Court concludes Representative Beatty has carried her burden of showing that at least two of the actions contemplated by the board
resolution violate the permanent injunction. Defendants are hereby enjoined from inscribing
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Case 1:25-cv-04480-CRC Document 77 Filed 09/15/26
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"renovated and restored by Donald J. Trump" on the main building or renaming the campus the
"President Donald J. Trump Plaza." Simply put, Defendants cannot install memorials for
President Trump or anyone or anything else at the Kennedy Center without Congress's blessing.
The board resolution bucks a federal court order and a statute Congress enacted. Representative
Beatty is thus entitled to enforcement of the Court's injunction, which reflects Congress's decision to memorialize President Kennedy, and no one else, at the Center bearing his name.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP Bob Mackie. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/s...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Statement from Irish President Catherine Connolly. Ireland, a country that suffered through colonialism and genocide at the hands the English, apparently, has little patience for Donald Trump's embrace of both colonialism and genocide. And President Connolly told him straight to his orange face.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Hi there! I'm the Secretary of Agriculture in a nation where just about every single kind of food has been recalled because it will give you explosive shits and then kill you dead. Well, I'm here to tell you about how government regulation and oversight is baaaaaaaad."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Liberals say that if Republicans win in November, our democracy is doomed. They're wrong—if Republicans win in November, our republic is doomed.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2026
Man Wakes From Coma With Ability To Understand Health Insurance Policy theonion.com/man-wakes-from-coma-wi…
Man Wakes From Coma With Ability To Understand Health Insurance Policy
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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The Washington Sun @washingtonsun.com · 04/09/2026
HHS is canceling infant mortality and postpartum grants to focus instead on research related to what the department says are “root causes” like sperm counts and erectile dysfunction. www.notus.org/health-science/hhs-ca…
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HHS Cancels Infant Mortality, Postpartum Grants to Focus on Sperm Counts, ED
Officials at the Office of Minority Health told grantees that they’re prioritizing “root causes” of infertility and promoting exercise.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Mista Trump is bein' evasive 'bout where 'e gets 'is meat, is 'e? Well, cor blimey, I'm sure 'e 'as 'is bloody good reasons!" —Mrs. Lovett
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BREAKING: Judge Talwani issues a preliminary injunction blocking USPS from implementing portions of its new mail ballot rule. In doing so, she also has dissolved the TRO that was previously in place — so any appeals will begin anew. Opinion: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
TALWANI, D.J.
Pending before the court are two motions for preliminary injunctive relief joined for
briefing pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 42(a)(1).? For the reasons stated below, the court GRANTS a preliminary injunction prohibiting the United States Postal Service ("USPS") from implementing mandatory sections of its final rule, Ballot Mail for Federal Elections, 91
Fed. Reg. 54966 (Aug. 26, 2026) (to be codified at 39 C.F.R. pt. 111) (the "Final Rule"), for the November 3, 2026 midterm elections.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
dialect quiz what the hell
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 04/09/2026
Butthole logo. It's not just for AI companies!
Spotted in the mall. OFFL/NE by Aerie

Glowing white logo on wood backdrop with a giant butthole underneath
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.
The front page of The Onion's September edition from September 2001 featuring the headline "U.S. Vows to Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026
how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me
pic of printed out paper Mapquest directions mounted to rearview mirror
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Apple: Think Different is now Apple: Think Compliant
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VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 01/09/2026
Sony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy. It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
videogameschronicle.com
Sony says ‘reasonable consumers’ know they don’t own the digital games they buy | VGC
It’s “not plausible” to suggest people believe they’re “obtaining ownership”…
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Our Christian family’s new version of the Bible no longer has the Lord endorsing slavery. Now, He endorses “servants.” There, all better. Glory!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/08/2026
Ken Paxton when asked by a Fox host about his 3 primary residences (out of his 15 homes). This should clear it up! “So, when we bought a new house, we moved our primary residence to – to a house. So that was both were dictated by the Constitution, and then they changed the Constitution."
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you liked the Chicago Rat Hole, you’ll LOVE the Brooklyn Potato Chasm
A pothole full of potatoes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online
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Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appea...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/08/2026
Ukraine is making remarkable advances in the field of aerial teledildonics:
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Brian Peter Gluckman @bgluckman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cars in the PNW don't rust. They do, however, grow moss.
A moss over blue El Camino in White Center, Washington, the epicenter of #weirdcars
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
“We had this whole exciting game all planned out for you, and you assholes had to go and fuck it up.” — Aaron Garbut, lead game designer
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Fed-Up Rockstar Cancels ‘GTA VI’
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shelving the game indefinitely after major spoilers about the plot leaked online, fed-up developers at Rockstar Games announced Thursday that the company was canceling Grand Theft ...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This never would happened if (a) thirsty Ted Cruz hadn't been searching for tweets about himself; and (b) sloppy Ted Cruz paid as much attention to details as he does to trolling.
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Futurism @futurism.com · 27/08/2026
This is insane.
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Police Are Putting Up Fake 3D-Printed Flock Cameras and Swooping In to Arrest People Who Vandalize Them
a man was charged with three felonies after he cut down a 3D-printed "decoy" Flock camera, which was set up by police.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just dawned on me that we lost two officers of the Red October in a month
Tim Curry saying “you’ll receive the order of Lenin for this, Captain!Sam Neill saying “I would have liked to have seen Montana”
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Too good. This is perfect and on the money and also illustrates why the "everyone needs to pivot to short form video" is ridiculous because a significant chunk of the content out there is about as charming as a PowerPoint slide deck come to life
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
lmfao who approved this rude ass headline (complimentary) www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
rollingstone.com
Txeas Govrenor Gregg Abit Cant Spel Hiz Favortie Musicains
Governor Greg Abbott wants you to listen to these songs about Texas, even if he can't spell Ella Langley, Moe Bandy's names.
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