Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026during a lull in the interview reach behind your chair and bring forth a large box of donuts and make a great show of trying to decide which one to eat first 1891142
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup 1192752306
Reposted by Alleyoop the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/05/2026this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened 203102391686
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 21/04/2026imagine being the person in charge of keeping these poll results away from trump lol 2863985
Reposted by Alleyoop Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Having a dog is fun because you can sing songs to them about how gross they smell and they just love the attention 412049158
Reposted by Alleyoop WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 14/03/2026We only rate dogs. This is clearly a gigantic mouse that someone just found in their home. Please gently return them to the garden and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: kitsune_inu) 1939252812
Reposted by Alleyoop George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11/12/2025It's not a question of politics or party. Congress has a constitutional obligation to impeach and to remove a president who commits high crimes and misdemeanors and forsakes his solemn oath. And there has never been a president who has committed as many impeachable offenses than this one. 26963701791
Reposted by Alleyoop FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all. 1043688
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 12/11/2025starting to think the trump administration is a little bit reluctant to have the epstein files released it is just a feeling i am getting 291181149
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/10/2025well i think naming a ballroom after your best friend is something to be celebrated tbh 553101616
Reposted by Alleyoop Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!! 774224679899
Reposted by Alleyoop WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 17/10/2025#NoKings ad for Dubuque, Iowa 🤣🔥 19994963031
Reposted by Alleyoop andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/10/2025i look like i'm taking notes in this meeting but really i'm writing this 17754108
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 27/09/2025oh god what if trump shows up just to berate them for the lackluster birthday parade lol 635935
Reposted by Alleyoop Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Congress should haul in Pam Bondi and Kash Patel this week to explain why the FBI caught Tom Homan taking bribes—and why Trump’s DOJ killed the case. That’s corruption, plain and simple. 35928238
Reposted by Alleyoop The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2025Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr. 978319735594
Reposted by Alleyoop Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Fastest things in the world: 4: Cheetah 3: Airplane 2: Light 1: Your pet swallowing the second you say "hey what's that in your mouth" 61258
Reposted by Alleyoop Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/07/2025This was the order of events: 1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe. 2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that. 3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump. 4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked. 362102983228
Alleyoop @alleyoop.bsky.social · 18/07/2025For @darthbluesky.bsky.social It was the first thing that popped into my head 😃 010
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/07/2025every argument on blue sky should be settled with a home run derby 881664128
Reposted by Alleyoop Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Sometimes I wish Democrats were as good at organizing the complex and elaborate conspiracies they are accused of orchestrating. 1553609415
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/07/2025one day we will find out why texas keeps sending fuckin ted cruz to washington is it just to keep him out of the state 2756542760
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/06/2025"darth what time is my meeting on friday" "just open your calendar and check you are literally holding your phone while asking me this" 11664
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/06/2025the spoon on the left and the fork on the right is stressing out my enjogment of this tbh 212541
Reposted by Alleyoop Marco Foster @marcofoster.bsky.social · 21/06/2025President Obama with his Nobel Peace Prize 💙 612632
Reposted by Alleyoop Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Outstanding! The United States was founded on liberalism. "We The People" have derived their strength from it. You must take it back and take back your country. 0176
Reposted by Alleyoop Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/06/2025A reminder to reporters, when historians look back on this moment with the president throwing himself a military parade and the people throwing No Kings rallies across America, the media sources raving about the former and sneering at the latter are going to be quoted by name. This is your legacy! 322253705472
Reposted by Alleyoop Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/06/2025HONESTY. INTEGRITY. DECENCY. #June14th-ObamaAppreciationDay 291157612730
Alleyoop @alleyoop.bsky.social · 14/06/2025music.apple.com/us/album/lev... What an incredible songmusic.apple.comLevon by Elton John on Apple MusicSong · 1971 · Duration 5:22 010
Reposted by Alleyoop Sam Youngman @samyoungman.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Fuck this and fuck anyone who is ok with it. 23811
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 13/06/2025senator i was hoping u would know tbh 1297769
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 13/06/2025"darth i heard u peed in the squad car after getting arrested to put the car out of commission" "...yes exactly" 1944872
Reposted by Alleyoop darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 04/06/2025U.K. TARIFFS IN DOUBT TRUMP ONCE MORE CHICKENS OUT 1048629
Reposted by Alleyoop Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/06/2025“Knock knock.” Putin: “Who’s there?” “It’s not Ukraine.” 31850171
Reposted by Alleyoop George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/05/2025That would be awful. Don’t share this. 8842855212805
Reposted by Alleyoop cynleader.bsky.social @cynleader.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Doing anything Trumpish is ridiculous. Our leaders need to go forward utilizing the brilliant minds & passionate hearts for the values we share: freedom, innovation, inclusion, justice, equal rights & more democracy & power to the people. That's the vision of opportunity & hope we want & demand. 2194
Reposted by Alleyoop The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/05/2025If you think you’ve made poor life decisions, there is a woman who not only married Stephen Miller, she left him for Elon Musk. 992218366
Reposted by Alleyoop MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/05/2025NEWS: A federal court just invalidated Trump’s ”Liberation Day" tariffs, ruling he exceeded his authority under IEEPA. The court said Trump can’t bypass Congress to set trade policy and that these tariffs are unconstitutional and void. 1713325779
Reposted by Alleyoop shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/05/2025there are queens and then there's the woman who made sure the scathing songs about her ex were so iconic that his whole career would be defined by them happy birthday to human goddess stevie nicks ✨ 1548592851
Reposted by Alleyoop WIRED @wired.com · 21/05/2025SCOOP: Less than two weeks before the start of hurricane season, the head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) rescinded the agency’s strategic plan, which includes a document that guides agency priorities when responding to disasters, WIRED has learned.wired.comFEMA Has Canceled Its Four-Year Strategic Plan Ahead of Hurricane SeasonMultiple FEMA employees tell WIRED that they did not know of another time when a strategic plan was rescinded without another in place. 18526271490
