Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Some people have Deer and Bison heads on their wall. I have the Queen of Hearts head on mine. I love walking by and slapping it! 010
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If you see this and don’t like it you will have bad luck….. pass it on 010
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Don’t get excited I didn’t mean to look at your profile I hit the wrong button. 030
Reposted by Alice in TherapyRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Sorry we can’t be friends. You look like a butthole sunner type. 74012
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026lol that’s not why she is making that face ha ha…. So Prince Charming and his thumb…. 010
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My OF is just me hiding Gummi Bears in my bush. 020
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Today is a good day! My therapist just upped my pill dosage! That is a win bruvs 010
Reposted by Alice in TherapyLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My neighbor let me use her leaf blower and now I need a leaf blower 148831
Reposted by Alice in TherapyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Just bought an apple and some sleeping pills and I’m pretty sure the cash register girl thinks I’m going home to cosplay Snow White. 716551
Reposted by Alice in TherapyParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 18/06/2026They all tricked me. There was no cheese tasting night at grandma's house. It was yet another intervention 513337
Reposted by Alice in TherapyJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Eating Oreos without pulling them apart because nothing even matters anymore. 171243131
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The suggested accounts for me to follow are terrible… I mean, I wasn’t even included… 000
Reposted by Alice in Therapymindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Just got a job as a reverse scarecrow (I attract birds and frighten vegetables) 7492120
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Ok I’m back… sorry I was just pumping my clit…. 010
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026So. If we are gonna stare at each other at least eye fuck me… 002
Reposted by Alice in Therapyash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I'll cancel plans just to be alone. 615849
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025How many of you dressed slutty for Halloween? 🎃 010
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Idk I’m just good at recognizing red flags…. 000
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Can’t I have to go to Rapunzels tower to get my Halloween “candy” 000
Reposted by Alice in TherapyUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Lube. Because enthusiasm isn’t always enough. 071
Reposted by Alice in TherapyDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/10/2025women who wear superhero panties, they are the real superheroes 0146
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I’m going out with Cinderella later.. now I have to go steal a decent dress, she got a fucking closet like the Hiltons… bitch…. 000
Reposted by Alice in Therapynatou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 28/10/2025this horny house will not be built on faked orgasms 0232
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025You don’t have to like me…. And I don’t have to care. 😉 032
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Please…. When I bend over I know you are looking at my ass…. Making your mind get all swirly 142
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Sometimes when I stretch I squeeze my nipples real hard and glitter comes out. 031
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Ain’t nothing like a blanket, a solid movie and cold weather outside… maybe some whiskey. My vibe. 011
Reposted by Alice in TherapyDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/10/2025It would be so much nicer to get a smack on the ass to wake me up over that damn alarm sound. 2115850
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I do hope you are ok… things can always get better… #mentalhealthawareness 010
Reposted by Alice in TherapyUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Sometimes you’re the Corndog, sometimes your stick. Think about that next time. 192
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Here’s a secret…. Rapunzel never wants to leave her tower because she keeps all the good shit there… I swear the Red Queen is getting suspicious…. 010
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025For the mad Hatter’s Halloween party I’m gonna dress like Cinderella, which basically means I’m gonna wear a ball gown and be a bitch to everybody all night 030
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Moby Dick? Nah more like Moby Clit… amirite 022
Reposted by Alice in TherapyBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Your shitposting is tearing this family apart. 10333142
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I’ve seen all 3 Terrifiers. I feel like I can watch anything now 010
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I really need a firestaff to carry on the reg 000
Alice in Therapy @aliceintherapy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025McDonald’s monopoly game is just a way to keep you fat… 000
