Reposted by Alex PascoHouse House @househouse.com · 15/10/2026An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox 0294449250
Reposted by Alex PascoAnil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean. 13667842251
Reposted by Alex Pascolukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me: can I get some fries for the table The table, whispering to me: garlic fries Me: let’s make that garlic fries haha 9110398
Reposted by Alex PascoTom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The beautiful chaos of a used bookstore is unmatched. 19885401081
Reposted by Alex Pasco🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared. 157393088505
Alex Pasco @alexpalex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP to the absolute fuckin’ GOAT who did more to help other people than literally any celebrity I know. I always felt like she might be the first person to live forever. 020
Reposted by Alex PascoBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/07/2026It looks like the dog is saying this 241516135
Alex Pasco @alexpalex.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Ughhhhhhh those are peak jumping rocks, right there. 010
Reposted by Alex PascoSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to! 438249645139
Reposted by Alex Pascopixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film 1575496569
Reposted by Alex PascoRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/07/2026I know a lot of people have stopped paying attention to labubus which is fine but there is an important update: the newest ones have hair for some reason and look like hardworking divorced mothers from the 90s. 562109359
Alex Pasco @alexpalex.bsky.social · 06/07/2026In my head you could substitute “it’s raining men” for YMCA at trump events and it’d be no different and no less funny. 020
Reposted by Alex PascoPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u... 1248145912752
Reposted by Alex PascoIvonne @servoisnaked.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Me when I hear someone three rooms away mention EPCOT 1386
Reposted by Alex PascoJentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Me: I now have everything I need to finish this diorama Also me: 1112
Reposted by Alex PascoGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/05/2026tonight i discovered that my mother has been nursing an intense grudge against Vanilla Ice for years, and I had no idea 4190830
Alex Pasco @alexpalex.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Pet Shop Boys (uh, a lot) Nine Inch Nails CHVRCHES Lady Gaga Hans Zimmer Depeche Mode The Killers M83 They Might Be Giants Barenaked Ladies (but just until 2009 naw mean) 011
Alex Pasco @alexpalex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Books like this are one of the reasons I think that our society started to peak in the late 70s/early 80s and then something happened that wrecked it all. 130
Alex Pasco @alexpalex.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Damn. So Twitter could have protected me from having a strange virus that caused me to hallucinate a red cathedral hallway like the end of The Black Hole when Dr. Reinhardt basically goes to hell and also left me with an energy vampire on my back for six months? Cool!! 100
Alex Pasco @alexpalex.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Racist dogwhistles aside, this is a spectacularly stupid insult. If I heard it tumble out of anyone’s mouth, I’d stare at them like I’d just seen a talking chicken. 000
Reposted by Alex PascoHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 01/05/2026my wife just had a dream that there was something called the Oops App where everything you upload to the app is definitionally a mistake and I'm fuckin dyinnnng 2671989
Alex Pasco @alexpalex.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Whenever I see the super angry Karen videos, they fill me with a sense of dread for precisely this reason. We are in a real pickle here, people. 020
Alex Pasco @alexpalex.bsky.social · 29/04/2026“Chaos goblin” has entered the chat. Again. And again. 000
Reposted by Alex Pascomerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/04/2026i thought those books you got at the mall in the 90s with the characters named after you were the coolest thing ever and then i grew beyond the age of six 526920
Alex Pasco @alexpalex.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The sound of those cheap-ass bible pages just turning and a turning. 020
Reposted by Alex PascoXOXO @xoxofest.com · 23/04/2026One last thing before we go. Today, after 2+ (or 10+??) years of work, we’re launching XOXO Explore, a complete archive of all eight years of the festival. xoxofest.comxoxofest.comXOXOXOXO was an experimental festival for independent artists and creators from the internet. 732397
Reposted by Alex PascoDr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 22/04/2026One of the most telling pics of the year ... so far. 829172832565
Reposted by Alex PascoJΛKΣ✌️ @mothmanshadow.com · 22/04/2026New meme format just dropped, get ‘em while their hot 4499125
Reposted by Alex PascoJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/04/2026welcome to bluesky. all the national merit scholars are on here (sorry) 4046120
Reposted by Alex PascoCaroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Peter Magyar, the new Prime Minister of Hungary, is a cat guy! 300106751056
Alex Pasco @alexpalex.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Also ask me about the screenplay I’m working on sometime 🤭 000
