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Jentucky Fried Bitchin'

@jenxer.bsky.social
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Often cosplays as a functional human. Recovering Gifted Child. Gen X. Hates leafblowers. Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. FC Köln fan.🐐⚽ Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 16h
My husband will walk into the room asking why I'm crying in 3.. 2..
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Social anxiety progress: "You're good. You're okay the way you are, and you don't give a damn what anybody thinks." [Nods decisively at the mirror] [pause] "I DO CARE, I CARE A WHOLE LOT! WHERE'S THE KLONOPIN?!"
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you need a ring size reducer that's only half a millimeter "Look at my new blue sapphire"
Blue painter's tape wrapped around a ring
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mamdani can't be a real person, can he? He has to be a mass fever dream.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning
a black cat lounging with a cocktail
"I have once again decided to be difficult"
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me until november 1st
nata_vladi_art on ig http://natavladi.com a green knit frog holding a broom and a bat wearing a pumpkin sweater and black shirts and boots next to a lateen and a ghost
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I'm tired of general anxiety disorder, I would like to be demoted
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 30/09/2026
Taking a beat to appreciate Fat Bear Week. Likely the all-time most successful government social media campaign by every metric. NASA has to send people to space to get the same amount of attention. Remarkable work from NPS every year to coordinate the public observation of fat bears.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 30/09/2026
I would watch every single one of their ads, too, and not toss their Act Blue texts right into spam.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fantasy: political texts end for a year on November 4th Reality: simply changes to "SEND ME $5 FOR 2028!!"
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*Grabbing a Pepcid* "The edibles just hit"
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/09/2026
Pleasantly surprised to search "apple picking" on Bluesky dot com and see many users do choose to go outside and touch tree.
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For over a week now
"why won't you let me sleep, brain?!" 
"My humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps"
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man and his Demons by Ozy Worldy
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The absolute suffering while I was taking too long getting out the treats
Bigwig hamming it up in front of the pantry door
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look at these mushrooms for a moment of peace
Mushrooms on a logMushrooms on a log
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Move over, ants in the pants! It's time for pants for ants!
Small pair of jeans with a pink gingham knee patch. They are 1.5 inches long.
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1) This title 2) That comment youtu.be/Xp6vCxaqquo?...
"Cunty Hard Pop Set At A Gay Bar" 
Comment below: "currently in labor and this is helping me!"
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Posting cat feet: Can't stop Won't stop
Cat foot
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today's musical accompaniment. youtu.be/1YZZYUQyoVg?...
youtu.be
DJ Z-Trip & DJ P - Uneasy Listening (Full Mixtape)
YouTube video by MixtapeTrap
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Muted words text message filtering now
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anybody who says elevating your head will relieve throat reflux while you sleep is a dirty, dirty liar
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Visiting the mewseum
Text exchange with my husband where I call an off-center picture of our silly cat "art" and he gives it a pretentious title
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 24/09/2026
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made this dress too small 😭
Too-tiny dress next to a tiny lady
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a dystopian travelogue in 66 posts
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*Engage Planning Brain*
A paper Day Of The Dead skullThe front of my house that I really want to make into a Day Of The Dead skull
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Squeaky Purr Pawdcast
Bigwig laying down doing bunny paws
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The original plan for the project didn't *start* with making a lot of tiny clothes, but now I can't stop doing it #miniatures #sewing
Pattern pieces for a puffer vest made from the plastic thingy at the bottom of a package of berriesPuffer vest with zipper teeth drawn on using a chrome marker and a toothpickPattern pieces for a sleeveless shirt dress made of pink gingham
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My heart
Bigwig my perfect giant cat son fat asleep, spread out full length on my lap
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026
It's beautiful that so many people will choose to express themselves through the medium of pumpkin. If only there was less stabbing involved.
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How your latest email finds me
Some cursed object I found hung over a bed in a ridiculously overpriced furniture catalog
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Shining hotel has gone boutique
Foreboding hallway
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/09/2026
[guy]: Why is being alive so expensive?
[guy]: I'm not even having a good time
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My muted phrase list isn't watertight again
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stupid platforms using stupid everyday words as names, ruining my stupid feed
Social media Threads: bad
Sewing and embroidery threads: good
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We began watching Witch Hat Atelier last night. My husband said he loved the neckline on Master Qifrey's black shirt which immediately triggered my brain's reverse-engineering mode because I don't have enough other projects. And I want the yokes on the apprentices' dresses. Because why not pile on
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The morning show
Cat feet with pink toes
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Breaking news
Cat who is too large to fully fit in a basket so his leg is sticking out
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Negotiations have broken down
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hardcore moth name
The "Fatal Metalmark" moth
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just like the rest of us, Betsy has a mish mash of clothes hanger types
Polymer clay clothes hangers
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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Although it looks like an adorable creature with big pink eyes, it is actually overalls I want a pair of these for myself SO BAD, but I only had 3" x 3" of the fabric 🥺 #sewing #miniatures
Tiny striped shorts overalls with a pen for scale
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