Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 16hMy husband will walk into the room asking why I'm crying in 3.. 2.. 130
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Social anxiety progress: "You're good. You're okay the way you are, and you don't give a damn what anybody thinks." [Nods decisively at the mirror] [pause] "I DO CARE, I CARE A WHOLE LOT! WHERE'S THE KLONOPIN?!" 020
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When you need a ring size reducer that's only half a millimeter "Look at my new blue sapphire" 030
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mamdani can't be a real person, can he? He has to be a mass fever dream. 010
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Good morning 727837
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026me until november 1st 629459
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026I'm tired of general anxiety disorder, I would like to be demoted 39020
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 30/09/2026Taking a beat to appreciate Fat Bear Week. Likely the all-time most successful government social media campaign by every metric. NASA has to send people to space to get the same amount of attention. Remarkable work from NPS every year to coordinate the public observation of fat bears. 429842
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 30/09/2026I would watch every single one of their ads, too, and not toss their Act Blue texts right into spam. 322532
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17071461958
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fantasy: political texts end for a year on November 4th Reality: simply changes to "SEND ME $5 FOR 2028!!" 120
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*Grabbing a Pepcid* "The edibles just hit" 0184
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/09/2026Pleasantly surprised to search "apple picking" on Bluesky dot com and see many users do choose to go outside and touch tree. 518113
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Man and his Demons by Ozy Worldy 019454
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The absolute suffering while I was taking too long getting out the treats 040
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Look at these mushrooms for a moment of peace 010
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Move over, ants in the pants! It's time for pants for ants! 140
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 25/09/20261) This title 2) That comment youtu.be/Xp6vCxaqquo?... 010
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today's musical accompaniment. youtu.be/1YZZYUQyoVg?...youtu.beDJ Z-Trip & DJ P - Uneasy Listening (Full Mixtape)YouTube video by MixtapeTrap 131
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anybody who says elevating your head will relieve throat reflux while you sleep is a dirty, dirty liar 010
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The original plan for the project didn't *start* with making a lot of tiny clothes, but now I can't stop doing it #miniatures #sewing 190
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026It's beautiful that so many people will choose to express themselves through the medium of pumpkin. If only there was less stabbing involved. 1336957
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/09/2026 2479154
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My muted phrase list isn't watertight again 021
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Stupid platforms using stupid everyday words as names, ruining my stupid feed 040
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We began watching Witch Hat Atelier last night. My husband said he loved the neckline on Master Qifrey's black shirt which immediately triggered my brain's reverse-engineering mode because I don't have enough other projects. And I want the yokes on the apprentices' dresses. Because why not pile on 000
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right 6401155
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon. 301720489
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026Happy Baby Safety Month. 853614920
Reposted by Jentucky Fried Bitchin'lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133022145
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just like the rest of us, Betsy has a mish mash of clothes hanger types 030
Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Although it looks like an adorable creature with big pink eyes, it is actually overalls I want a pair of these for myself SO BAD, but I only had 3" x 3" of the fabric 🥺 #sewing #miniatures 0100