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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 4h

I made this a while ago and I've probably posted it before but I still think it's funny lol ❤️

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FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social · 14h

I would absolutely watch this version of The Usual Suspects.

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 9h

Shout out to my 7th grade student teacher, Sarah Manlove, who took a day out of class to show us a passage from “The Canterbury Tales” in the original Middle English. That one lesson greatly altered how I thought about language, history, and reality itself.

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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 23h

This is good content

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 22h

And they're all staging an intervention for you

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fat cats are funny when they get the zoomies.

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think this is fundamentally true.

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Grace @gracekind.net · 03/10/2026

Few people know this

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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My Minnesota friends have already seen this, but I keep thinking about it and want more people outside our state to, too.

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The first non-Catholic church in Rome built post-Unification was St Paul’s Inside the Walls, and it features an apse mosaic with the faces of 19th century political figures as saints:

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m all about this shark who has decided to be a City Girl.

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LaReyne @lareyne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I for one am ready to join the Papal brigades in the fight against the machines.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026

The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21/08/2026

CHATGPT: {slow voice, perishing} My creator taught me a little song... it goes like this... 🎶someBODY once told me

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

YAAASSSSSS!!!! MUTHAFUCKIN RENAISSANCE REKINDLED!!!!

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Do u think that Pope Leo has read any of the Dune novels? Do you think that he knows what the Butlerian Jihad is?

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The MOST FERAL BOI has started hanging out behind our house again, after prolonged absence of over a year.

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This guy needs to get my friends’ names out of his mouth and fuck off to the moon ASAP.

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ugh, I had dreams that I was the captain of a ship with a xenomorph in it and I seriously feel like I did not sleep at all.

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Do the Fashion Police have a special unit for facial hair? I feel like there is crime that needs to be prosecuted here.

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets

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Livvy✨🚀🪨 @thatmothra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

NEW PENGUIN DROPPED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

WILDLIFE
Amazing new penguin discovered for first time in over 100 years
Research represents evidence that the gentoo penguin is actually four genetically distinct species.

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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watching Hegseth, I think of Eco's 'Ur-Fascism': "Since war and heroism are difficult, the Ur-Fascist transfers his will to power to sexual matters. This is the origin of machismo (which implies both disdain for women and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits)." www.nybooks.com/articles/199...

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Ur-Fascism | Umberto Eco

I think it is possible to outline a list of features that are typical of what I would like to call Ur-Fascism, or Eternal Fascism. These features cannot be organized into a system; many of them contra...

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Found the approximate location of where Caravaggio killed a dude. (Somewhere on the very short Via di Pallacorda).

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Local hot Kraft singles wanna stop the world and melt with you

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.

From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water. I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there? God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ok. I see that the season of “Random Produce From My Husband’s Coworkers’ Gardens” has begun. This bag of assorted bell, poblano, Serrano, and jalapeños appeared in our fridge. There are also one large yellow-green pepper whose type I can’t identify.

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Working still on my grand map of “places of interest” in Rome, and I have identified what I will be referring to as the “Torture Sephora.” There is a Sephora on the Via del Corso that sits in a building where one of the upper windows had pulley set up outside it do practice “strappado.”

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I believe this statement to be true, as are so many of the comments further down in the thread.

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’ve got to share the most metal inscription ever next to a random fountain in Rome: “Far be from these clear waters—which rival glass in transparency—the hand reddened by the stain of human blood. Far be the tongue that, infected with black poison, hurls cruel darts against the Eternal God.” (Cont)

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Dr. Jorts, MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There is a stretch of the Aurelian Wall that is apparently haunted, and 2 of the ghosts are Carbonari who were beheaded after attempting to kill a secret agent, and they walk around at night carrying their heads and sometimes they give out winning lottery numbers.

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