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aleph3

@aleph3.bsky.social
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Grew up in Ontario, settled in Wisconsin. I make plans that fail, and also play the lute.

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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 14h
hey now, hey now now sing Fitzcarraldo to me
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Sarah E. Bond @sarahebond.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
184 new cuneiform tablets ✍️ (total), dating to c.1400 BCE. “Preliminary examination of the texts has revealed references to military activities, epidemics, the death of an infant princess & requests for assistance sent to the king by Hittite military commanders” www.heritagedaily.com/2026/10/184-...
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184 cuneiform tablets discovered in Hittite royal archive
Archaeologists excavating the ancient city of Kayalıpınar in Türkiye have discovered a Hittite royal archive containing 184 cuneiform tablets and fragments. - HeritageDaily - Archaeology News
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Asif Siddiqi @historyasif.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP Margaret Hamilton, the brilliant computer scientist whose contributions to software for the Apollo Guidance Computer were absolutely crucial to the Apollo Moon landings. She also helped shape the discipline of computer engineering while at MIT's Instrumentation Lab: news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i can never keep Howard Hawks and Howard Hughes separate in my head, and sometimes Harold Lloyd is in there too
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
so Goo Dreads is introducing fractional stars, now? I doubt that will materially change my policy of giving almost everything the Coward's Four Stars
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Darren Dahly @statsepi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They hounded Aaron Swartz to death for downloading papers from jstor but society is now supposed to just accept mass theft because this thing can write that TPS report *for* you. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_S...
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Aaron Swartz - Wikipedia
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
top 3: Office Submarine, Gazebo, Eradicator
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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-zero.
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my late father (D.Phil. Oxon, for context) always used to say "you've never *really* met a twit until you've met one with a Ph.D."
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
more than one person at the office has been mildly gobsmacked to see me select multiple flavours simultaneously on the flavoured water dispenser machine. Have you never been either a software tester or a teenager at McDonald's?
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's always been weird to me that Lizzie Borden lived well into the 20th century. Somehow I feel that if there's a widespread children's song about someone, they must have lived centuries ago, not like "at the same time as my grandparents".
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
queen victoria told me the northwest passage keeps eating her poorly planned expeditions so i asked how many expeditions she has and she said she just goes to the royal academy and gets a new afterwards so i said it sounds like shes just feeding ships to the ice and then prince albert started crying
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
posts like this are why you all should follow Abby
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've been saying for ages that what social media needs, especially Facebook, is a "Whatever, Asshole" button
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's fine, I just.. thought there'd be a lot more holograms by now, that's all
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
someday I will get it through my head that Andrew W.K. isn't "the other guy from Wham!" but I don't think today is that day
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EROCY @erocy.world · 16/04/2026
*trent reznor voice* my whole existence is claude / you help me break things in prod
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bessie Meets The Great Gay Isopod
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Ho Bible
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Lesley A Hall @erinacean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mary Anning, a woman so forgotten by history that she was one of the few women (probably also few working-class persons) included in the 1901 edition of the Dictionary of National Biography. Always strikes me as one of the less forgotten women in the history of science, but ever being rediscovered.
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
help I can't stop laughing
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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jawanaka.bsky.social @jawanaka.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The one thing I can say is that I’m completely Suetonius pilled now. Tiberius tortured a man with a fish. Caligula declared war on the ocean and made his horse consul. Nero fiddled while Rome burned. They did all of this because they were insane and bad people.
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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey, horror fans! Drew a new portrait of Vincent Price on a Post-It note to celebrate tonight's Svengoolie presentation of The Fly! . #Svengoolie #TheFly #VincentPrice #HorrorSky #HorrorArt #MutantFam
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Come on man. This shit is gonna get me to start hose posting. Did they have seafood in Maine?
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
okay look, I am not putting "things I was afraid of as a child" out there on Ada Lovelace's Internet. But I will say that as a small child I was quite confident that if I flushed the toilet while still peeing, the toilet would explode
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Thomas S Brown @tomsbrown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have NEWS! The Kith of the Elf Folk and others (Selected tales by Lord Dunsany, including one never before published) Lavishly illustrated (16 full page colour illustrations) will be launched 23rd October!
A fey creature in an autumn marsh with a cathedral glowing behind them, leaves blow at dusk under a full moon. Pencil and mixed media on toned paper. Colour applied.
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E.M. White, load-bearing grad student @emwhite.sadbutbuildingworlds.blog · 07/09/2026
Alright but hear me out, what if the Assyrian King List left these three out because they had bad vibes
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
inordinate fondness confirmed
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think this is a very accurate diagnosis.
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
overall SNW is charming enough that I'm cool with the various places it goes clunk, but recently they had Pike say "Well... that happened", and I'm narrowing my eyes at the writers like: you get ONE of those. ONE.
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kelly knowles art @kellyknowles.art · 05/09/2026
time for my biannual "what the hell was that program called for visualizing disk space usage, i know it has DIR in it" crashout fuckass bitchass loserass shitass windows search
two windows search results from the taskbar search thing. first is searching for "dir" under apps, zero relevant results. the second is a search for "windir" which finds the app called WinDirStat.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
cooking up something
a screenshot reads:

ANNUAL LIST 2026

TOP 38 AMERICAN DIALECTS, RANKED BY CORRECTNESS
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
not to be too much of a cranky Canadian, but a North American English dialect map that stops at the US/Canada border makes as little sense to me as a weather map that stops there
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
what that thagomizer do?
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
still enjoying SNW, or as I intermittently want to call it, "Spock And The Bad Bitches He Pulls By Being Autistic"
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
kinda self-centred slacker who still, when the chips are down, does the right thing: Dick Swiveller in The Old Curiosity Shop, basically
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
yeah the reality is Somewhat More Complicated (tm), but it's always funny to me how Bob Dylan's early career arc is basically "get famous from writing protest songs and pretending to be best buds with Woody Guthrie, and then get really mad at people for liking his Woody Guthrie-esque protest songs"
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Stuck In Attic @stuckinattic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We recently got accused of using AI for music in our game and, while it's disheartening, it encouraged me to make a thread about making music for games, what it takes, and why it can be heartbreaking to be accused or even suspected of something we detest. 🧵Long thread follows:
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Adam @chalicotherex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Actually, we're renaming it to Lake RogersTDScotia Place
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*writing feverishly on chalkboard* BRANDON SANDERSON BRANDO SANDO BRANDWICH SANDWICH (?)
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Edcrab @edcrab.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don't cite the deep magic to me, witch. I straight-up don't remember writing that shit. I don't know how it runs when it calls on a non-existent .txt called deepmmagic. Yeah two Ms I missed it. And yes I know it always crashes to desktop on exit. No I won't help you mod it for "deeper magic"
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aleph3 @aleph3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ayfkm
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