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Martin Guerre (real)

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they roasting yo ass discreetly using quotations of old poems on shogunate edo twitter
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jawanaka.bsky.social @jawanaka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Relevant again
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter. We're begging.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tegan’s right, and Marvel should absolutely ret-retcon Origins. Giving Wolverine an established origin and past ruined one of the more interesting, productive aspects of the character. It’s tedious stuff.
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Goby 🇨🇦 @gobycat10.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Waiting for Staff to finish work so we can start the weekend #FundayFriday #GingerCats #CatsAreFamily
Goby, a fluffy ginger cat, sitting/leaning on a beige looped bathmat. His front paws are stretched out in front with the right paw closer to his body. The sun is beaming down on the right side of his face and his front paws.
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Zoo Boise @zooboise.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A sloth bear like Paji can completely close its nostrils while sucking up ants, termites, or worms. That way, the bear is protected from insects crawling up or dust getting into its nose. Now that nothing to sneeze at! 📷: Paji by zookeeper Taylor S
A sitting female sloth bear looks back over her shoulder in a zoo yard.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The people of Minneapolis risked and sometimes lost their lives to protect their neighbors. Yglesias’ insistence that people care more about HR trainings than a out democracy is just ideology.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Similarly, I know some antichrist skeptics pointed to my lack of a public injury to my head, and my failure to explicitly, falsely claim to be a man of peace. I hope to address your concerns by getting shot in the ear, bragging about stopping wars, and then starting a war in the Middle East."
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it is really funny that for BOTH the "is trump a fascist" and "is trump the antichrist" questions the second term seems like it's deliberately and thoughtfully designed to disprove the doubters.
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is rape culture
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DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chimpanzee and tortoise sharing an apple.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He senses danger! The strongest is ready to fight
A black-and-white cat standing with its tail up
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You're looking at a long-nosed potoroo (Potorous tridactylus) Well, TWO, actually. These odd-looking animals native to Australia are in a group called "rat-kangaroos". They're also mighty 'truffle'-hunters. Let's talk about their neat relationship with subterranean FUNGUS.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
America’s only king
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I genuinely don’t know who profits from posting fake jobs. Data collection is my best guess.
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Jackson Crawford @norsebysw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Even more visitors will be flocking to Iceland for the solar eclipse, so here’s a much-requested phrase in Icelandic (“Hello. I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”). Icelandic pronunciation tips: youtu.be/ivLPqkEaKOI
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 06/08/2026
Hello? Yes, this is she.
My cat holding a catnip pillow shaped like a pickle to her ear. She is lying on some sheets
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Men, what’s stopping you from looking like this?
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have a pair of vegan solovairs that has been my go to three-season shoes for the last 4 or 5 years. They’re really great, and the quality blows vegan Docs out of the water.
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Dan Preston @danpreston.com · 03/08/2026
The stench surrounding Trump and his MAGA cult is intolerable share.inquirer.com/WRaGSG?utm_s...
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The smell of death surrounds Donald Trump’s regime from Guatemala to Pittsburgh | Will Bunch
In just a year and a half, Donald Trump’s warped agenda is killing innocent people at home and around the world.
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕁𝕌𝔻𝔾𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋𝕊 𝕆𝔽 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔸ℝ𝔼 𝕋ℝ𝕌𝔼 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℝ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋𝔼𝕆𝕌𝕊 𝔸𝕃𝕋𝕆𝔾𝔼𝕋ℍ𝔼ℝ
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
well goodnight and hope you had a good journey today
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This guy should be the Attorney General in the next Dem administration
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Alex Sauerbrunn @birdsbyalex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A Barn Owl gazes into my soul. #BirdOfTheDay #YourChoice #birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography
A buff and white owl perched on a white pole in a misty field. Photographed in Irvine, California.
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Celebrating two of the claw-verest boys around this International Tiger Day🐅
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Announcing the birth of this spike-tacular porcupette 🦔
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Fuck em up, Krypto
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 26/07/2026
A letter from the mother of Alex Pretti, six months after he was murdered by ICE.
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Today marks the six-month anniversary of Alex's murder. No one has been held accountable, no apologies, not a single phone call from any governmental official, hospital personnel, or the mpls police dept. Six-months of pain, a roller-coaster of trauma over and over. Every time another a death, another mention, a picture, a tribute, a sorrow so deep. I wonder how to move forward. Will I ever get over this loss and this pain?
Will I ever be able to enjoy life again? How does one live knowing that I have no power to change what has happened?

And yet the outreach not only from Minnesota, but from around the world has been nothing less than spectacular. Every card, every gift, every heartfelt letter has been read, touched, held, and cherished by us all. The kindness you've all shown us is beyond words. Please never forget Alex and what he believed in ~ equality and peace for all. I will remember the things that made you, you. It will never take your memory. As long as I'm here, you will never be forgotten.

For all you asking what you can do. Continue this fight. Never give up your right to speak out, protect your neighbor, your community and don't forget to spend time with those you love...
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nothing really reinforces how these guys are fundamentally just cosplayers when you compare them to people who actually lived through the kind of violence they espouse.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
idk, maybe i was taught by woke nuns but i think they’d say it’s pretty hard to worship lord, the giver of life, and his only begotten Son is you fetishize death and its instruments
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tremendous thread
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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The same dudes who won't shut up about 'reading theory' somehow managed to miss the entire generation of 2nd wave feminist theorists who spoke from personal experience about how the leftist movements of the 60s and 70s alienated women on account of the men acting like misogynistic dipshits.
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𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕪𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 @saltybitchables.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A timeline cleanse with Jimothy the Raccoon in Seattle. He’s a uniquely shaped raccoon with a short-body spinal deformity but he doesn’t know that he’s different. Here’s his origin story. ❤️ #ProudBlue #Jimothy
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
One time I killed a work icebreaker dead when they asked what fashion trend I hoped made a comeback and almost before they were done talking I barked out CAPES
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Man, Obsession is a harrowing movie
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Koalagaming08 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 🇦🇲 @koalagaming08.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The current state of American academia is that being trans and giving bad students bad grades is excuse enough for being fired but under no circumstances should you criticize legal "scholars" who spend all their time writing about why black people don't actually deserve rights
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I like how Platner was this singular irreplaceable figure and within ten seconds everyone was able to go “never mind this other guy is just as good”
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ezra Klein will know he is making some progress in rebuilding an effective and powerful political liberalism when Ben Shapiro and Ross Douthat stop coming on his podcast and telling him what a special little boy he is.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You know, after the last decade I feel like I understand the hippies’ “peace and love will change the world” thing a lot better than I used to.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i'm at the heat wave i'm at the canadian wildfire smoke i'm at the diarrhea lettuce i'm at the combination heat wave canadian wildfire smoke diarrhea lettuce
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Happy, Segrentarri of Flight, Prance and Sass! @flyhappycat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
New shape jus’ dropped #selfcare #twisterrific #cats
Calico cat Happy has a grip on the wand toy and showing off her flexibility!
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil?
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Brown mustard, red onion, pickle spear
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
JJJ being a "woke on every issue but one" guy is my favorite characterization of him
Randy Robertson: Hey dad--is that for real? Ol' Jameson leadin' the protestors?
Robbie: You better believe it, Randy! He's a bug on civil liberties! Long as they're not Spider-Man's!
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