Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses 572905241
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they roasting yo ass discreetly using quotations of old poems on shogunate edo twitter 0295
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)jawanaka.bsky.social @jawanaka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Relevant again 442280
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter. We're begging. 29754904
Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Tegan’s right, and Marvel should absolutely ret-retcon Origins. Giving Wolverine an established origin and past ruined one of the more interesting, productive aspects of the character. It’s tedious stuff. 020
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Goby 🇨🇦 @gobycat10.bsky.social · 21/08/202610, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Waiting for Staff to finish work so we can start the weekend #FundayFriday #GingerCats #CatsAreFamily 28811
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Zoo Boise @zooboise.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A sloth bear like Paji can completely close its nostrils while sucking up ants, termites, or worms. That way, the bear is protected from insects crawling up or dust getting into its nose. Now that nothing to sneeze at! 📷: Paji by zookeeper Taylor S 07013
Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The people of Minneapolis risked and sometimes lost their lives to protect their neighbors. Yglesias’ insistence that people care more about HR trainings than a out democracy is just ideology. 010
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"Similarly, I know some antichrist skeptics pointed to my lack of a public injury to my head, and my failure to explicitly, falsely claim to be a man of peace. I hope to address your concerns by getting shot in the ear, bragging about stopping wars, and then starting a war in the Middle East." 3736
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026it is really funny that for BOTH the "is trump a fascist" and "is trump the antichrist" questions the second term seems like it's deliberately and thoughtfully designed to disprove the doubters. 118229
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This is rape culture 241295211
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Chimpanzee and tortoise sharing an apple. 12369301002
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026He senses danger! The strongest is ready to fight 4375831247
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You're looking at a long-nosed potoroo (Potorous tridactylus) Well, TWO, actually. These odd-looking animals native to Australia are in a group called "rat-kangaroos". They're also mighty 'truffle'-hunters. Let's talk about their neat relationship with subterranean FUNGUS. 9451115
Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I genuinely don’t know who profits from posting fake jobs. Data collection is my best guess. 000
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Jackson Crawford @norsebysw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Even more visitors will be flocking to Iceland for the solar eclipse, so here’s a much-requested phrase in Icelandic (“Hello. I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”). Icelandic pronunciation tips: youtu.be/ivLPqkEaKOI 10351129
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 06/08/2026Hello? Yes, this is she. 981066
Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Men, what’s stopping you from looking like this? 110
Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I have a pair of vegan solovairs that has been my go to three-season shoes for the last 4 or 5 years. They’re really great, and the quality blows vegan Docs out of the water. 030
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Dan Preston @danpreston.com · 03/08/2026The stench surrounding Trump and his MAGA cult is intolerable share.inquirer.com/WRaGSG?utm_s...share.inquirer.comThe smell of death surrounds Donald Trump’s regime from Guatemala to Pittsburgh | Will BunchIn just a year and a half, Donald Trump’s warped agenda is killing innocent people at home and around the world. 07423
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕁𝕌𝔻𝔾𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋𝕊 𝕆𝔽 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔸ℝ𝔼 𝕋ℝ𝕌𝔼 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℝ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋𝔼𝕆𝕌𝕊 𝔸𝕃𝕋𝕆𝔾𝔼𝕋ℍ𝔼ℝ 1102
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026well goodnight and hope you had a good journey today 0352
Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This guy should be the Attorney General in the next Dem administration 021
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Alex Sauerbrunn @birdsbyalex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026A Barn Owl gazes into my soul. #BirdOfTheDay #YourChoice #birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography 23725121
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Celebrating two of the claw-verest boys around this International Tiger Day🐅 332480
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Announcing the birth of this spike-tacular porcupette 🦔 6398112
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 26/07/2026A letter from the mother of Alex Pretti, six months after he was murdered by ICE. 3168152303
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Nothing really reinforces how these guys are fundamentally just cosplayers when you compare them to people who actually lived through the kind of violence they espouse. 19910
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026idk, maybe i was taught by woke nuns but i think they’d say it’s pretty hard to worship lord, the giver of life, and his only begotten Son is you fetishize death and its instruments 31007
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126322819
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The same dudes who won't shut up about 'reading theory' somehow managed to miss the entire generation of 2nd wave feminist theorists who spoke from personal experience about how the leftist movements of the 60s and 70s alienated women on account of the men acting like misogynistic dipshits. 424959
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕪𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 @saltybitchables.bsky.social · 20/07/2026A timeline cleanse with Jimothy the Raccoon in Seattle. He’s a uniquely shaped raccoon with a short-body spinal deformity but he doesn’t know that he’s different. Here’s his origin story. ❤️ #ProudBlue #Jimothy 18777881571
Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026One time I killed a work icebreaker dead when they asked what fashion trend I hoped made a comeback and almost before they were done talking I barked out CAPES 020
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Koalagaming08 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 🇦🇲 @koalagaming08.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The current state of American academia is that being trans and giving bad students bad grades is excuse enough for being fired but under no circumstances should you criticize legal "scholars" who spend all their time writing about why black people don't actually deserve rights 27918
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I like how Platner was this singular irreplaceable figure and within ten seconds everyone was able to go “never mind this other guy is just as good” 1175154648
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Ezra Klein will know he is making some progress in rebuilding an effective and powerful political liberalism when Ben Shapiro and Ross Douthat stop coming on his podcast and telling him what a special little boy he is. 017823
Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You know, after the last decade I feel like I understand the hippies’ “peace and love will change the world” thing a lot better than I used to. 010
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026i'm at the heat wave i'm at the canadian wildfire smoke i'm at the diarrhea lettuce i'm at the combination heat wave canadian wildfire smoke diarrhea lettuce 15575163
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Happy, Segrentarri of Flight, Prance and Sass! @flyhappycat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026New shape jus’ dropped #selfcare #twisterrific #cats 2322712
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil? 02302453
Reposted by Martin Guerre (real)Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026JJJ being a "woke on every issue but one" guy is my favorite characterization of him 445661171