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Martin Guerre (real)

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they roasting yo ass discreetly using quotations of old poems on shogunate edo twitter
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Donated, best of luck!
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jawanaka.bsky.social @jawanaka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Relevant again
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s a truly batshit method of interpretation. Utterly ludicrous.
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter. We're begging.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How’s he doing??
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tegan’s right, and Marvel should absolutely ret-retcon Origins. Giving Wolverine an established origin and past ruined one of the more interesting, productive aspects of the character. It’s tedious stuff.
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Goby 🇨🇦 @gobycat10.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Waiting for Staff to finish work so we can start the weekend #FundayFriday #GingerCats #CatsAreFamily
Goby, a fluffy ginger cat, sitting/leaning on a beige looped bathmat. His front paws are stretched out in front with the right paw closer to his body. The sun is beaming down on the right side of his face and his front paws.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
aw shit now they know where to find me
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If I can’t come up with $500 by Friday Rancho Gordo’s gonna have my legs broke
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Which episode??
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Zoo Boise @zooboise.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A sloth bear like Paji can completely close its nostrils while sucking up ants, termites, or worms. That way, the bear is protected from insects crawling up or dust getting into its nose. Now that nothing to sneeze at! 📷: Paji by zookeeper Taylor S
A sitting female sloth bear looks back over her shoulder in a zoo yard.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He looks like they shaved Grimace
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
JK Simmons’ JJJ is the most perfect realization of any comic book character in any movie or tv show. I smiled so big when he came onscreen for the first time.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was gonna guess Santee
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No, it’s great, this is interesting stuff, but they were trying to become “Musk-level superhumans” lmao. Cutting edge research into developing a ketamine habit and buying a Rhodesia flag.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Uhhhhhh holy moly, Louis, this is some weird shit. I never heard of these people before. Goddam.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Leverage? As in, financial leverage?
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The people pushing the dimes square bullshit were always so transparently uninterested in art. It was all “ooo he’s so edgy he says slurs and smokes cigarettes,” not “this is a terrific new book”
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is great! I think the nearest Bill Tracy ride to me is in Ocean City MD. I’ll have to check it out if I’m ever there.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The people of Minneapolis risked and sometimes lost their lives to protect their neighbors. Yglesias’ insistence that people care more about HR trainings than a out democracy is just ideology.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Imo the people of Minneapolis made a convincing counterargument to his kind of cynicism.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That dude is and always has been such a fake. Just no there there.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The humidity feels like a personal insult.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I moved to the east coast after living there. People would ask if I missed it in the winter and no, I miss it in the summer.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You just could not possibly have a better class of neighbors than they seem to have there.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Similarly, I know some antichrist skeptics pointed to my lack of a public injury to my head, and my failure to explicitly, falsely claim to be a man of peace. I hope to address your concerns by getting shot in the ear, bragging about stopping wars, and then starting a war in the Middle East."
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it is really funny that for BOTH the "is trump a fascist" and "is trump the antichrist" questions the second term seems like it's deliberately and thoughtfully designed to disprove the doubters.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh it’s, great. It’s insightful and does a great job of gathering the strands of the moment into a coherent narrative. It also effectively describes the preconditions of Trumpism without centering Trump himself.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ah thanks, I’ve read it but didn’t understand what you were getting at. Now I get it. Makes sense!
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Say more?
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is rape culture
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The lesson of going from W to Trump is that things can always get worse
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don’t know, but I think it’s a bad sign Bouie seems to have bounced.
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DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chimpanzee and tortoise sharing an apple.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh he’s precious!
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He senses danger! The strongest is ready to fight
A black-and-white cat standing with its tail up
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Now, wait a minute, I’ve seen that and I thought the plot was about who could cross between universes so they could sleep with Jennifer Connelly.
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s important to hate your other selves from alternate universes. Once I was riding in a car and saw a guy who looked just like me so I stared him down and drew my finger across my throat so he’d know what’s what.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
She wrote a hell of a good story, too.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A trans woman who got viciously bullied, including by at least one famous author, for writing this really great short story:
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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter - Wikipedia
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
After I got my doctorate my advisor moved to England and *from there* emailed his current students and told them they’d need a new advisor. It was the first they’d heard of it.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You're looking at a long-nosed potoroo (Potorous tridactylus) Well, TWO, actually. These odd-looking animals native to Australia are in a group called "rat-kangaroos". They're also mighty 'truffle'-hunters. Let's talk about their neat relationship with subterranean FUNGUS.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yeah I love it. I think my favorite thing is that at first glance I thought the boldly colored geometric shapes were a piece of abstract art, and then it resolved into the scene with plane, pilots, and air mail workers. It’s just delightful, what a piece!
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh man that is gorgeous
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I remember the cookie recipe creeper. I think Jake Tapper bought his book.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I saw her in a small club touring with the New Pornographers for Mass Romantic, and man believe me when I tell you that in person her singing will blow your hair back. It has a physical force. But Spotify is basically a conspiracy to impoverish artists.
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Martin Guerre (real) @albemuth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
She’s said covid, streaming, and her house burned down. IIRC there were legal battles with stalkers, which can’t have helped.
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The Strange, Lonely Childhood of Neko Case
In a new memoir, the singer-songwriter peels back the mystery of her life—and her lyrics.
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