Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 10hJesus, all these epically mid guys thinking their freshman philosophy big thoughts are genius world-shaking epiphanies, and they can never make the jump to the next thought, aka, why their first was dumb as shit. Eat the rich. 010
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cowboys QB opponents: Wk1: Jaxson Dart (injured) Wk2: Jayden Daniels (injured) Wk3: Lamar Jackson (injured) Wk4: CJ Stroud (sorry, bro) It's like QB hubris from playing the Cowboys D angering the pettiest gods. 000
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My kingdom for play action on a DAL 1st down. Addicted to 2nd & 8. 000
Reposted by Alana of the Greeneceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 150107692329
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I feel genuinely sorry for the fanbase of the team that has to pick a QB at 1 or 2 in 2027 and pass on Smith. Hard to imagine a more can't-miss prospect in a minute. 001
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah, we learned in our public record request training that this is illegal. Fees cannot exceed the nominative cost of providing the records. FOIA violation. The highest I've ever seen is like $250 for audit & finance records, which take a few days to find & compile. Most are $0-20. 221
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026💯 This one kills me; having a strong social safety net and broadly distributed wealth means people can make a living doing little things they love in their communities w/out crumbling. Like, this is the ideal when we're not chained to the wheels of corporations & billionaires. 020
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Really makes the political strategy of throwing trans people to the wolves look smart, doesn't it? 001
Reposted by Alana of the Greenemolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i pledge my sword to the politician who just says: let’s leave trans people alone, i don’t know or care what a hasan piker is, and i condemn the genocide in gaza. stop hiring consultants that make you say weird stuff that nobody likes. 101702276
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is it for me. Like there's this well of voters who're like "I would vote for Dems, if only they abandon trans people", and it's f'ing insane. There's literally no one there. Meanwhile, they're lighting their base's votes on fire. 110
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Saaaaaaaaame. Please just don't be shitty and let us live our lives. It shouldn't really be a big ask. 020
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole." 12457531515
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Man, College Station is the world champion at finding new ways to be embarrassingly awful. At least I got a world class education out of that hellhole 20 years ago. I dunno why anyone would go there today. (Yes, I do, and the reasons are bad.) 011
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 19/09/2026F 'em. I stand behind @councilorgreen.bsky.social. He's the best D4 councilor we have, by a mile. 1162
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 18/09/2026A thought exercise for transphobic Democrats: replace the "transgender" with "Jewish" in the ads and notice how uncomfortable you suddenly get. There is slightly more trans people in the U.S. (0.95%) than German Jews (0.75%) before the Holocaust. Can't you see how dangerous your slippery slope is? 11990250
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneEric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026holy shit, this is the whole ballgame in a single paragraph gAI systems require mass theft of copyrighted works, for the explicit purpose of replacing the market for the people they stole from, and the people in charge knew what they were doing ahead of time, and did it anyway 1623671114
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 18/09/202620 y/o me would be shocked I'm not an professional academic, but I think after explaining what happened to academia, they'd be excited to see a hot middle-aged lady doing really cool public service stuff with a house full of cats and first editions and a spectacular wife. 000
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026STOP LISTENING TO THE DEMOCRATIC CONSULTANT CLASS 691954414
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I dunno, as someone who's dealt with Portland Police for one thing or another, it's hard not feel similarly to @councilorgreen.bsky.social. In my experience, they're as a body dismissive, judgmental, lazy, and allergic to doing their actual jobs (when they aren't shooting houseless folks). So, 🤷♀️. 141
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneMel Woods @melwoods.me · 16/09/2026"If you’re constantly willing to alienate and de-energize a percentage of your base in exchange for an undefined handful of moderate votes, you’ll eventually find yourself with no coherent political constituency at all." 06917
Reposted by Alana of the Greenemtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I guess what I'm saying is that I think it's a bad idea and a bad look for basically anyone to do the "this is what this community thinks" thing online. Just say what your own opinion is. 31022
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneCozca @cozca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026On September 11th MAGA extremists and rage bait influencers protested outside this PDX bar. They instantly started to bear spray people and some of what they yelled with megaphones met the legal definition of hate speech. 9-20-26 4pm they return. share.google/0JvKgFcDVZlT...share.googleThe Sports Bra in Portland Is the Nation’s First Women’s Sports BarOwner and chef Jenny Nguyen reflects on creating an inclusive community for women and LGBTQ+ sports lovers at The Sports Bra, the first and only U.S. sports bar highlighting women athletes. 2169
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I've spent the better part of 30 years training out pre-season Cowboys hope. I definitely fell short this year; it got in under the doors and around the window frames. More the fool me. 000
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026PDX peeps: if you're in the area next Sunday, maybe drop by The Sports Bra and tell the TERFs to f off. 052
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Look, if I'm one of the ~200k trans Texans, I'm still voting for Talarico. I respect those that feel differently, and I'd still be big mad about his comments and push him however I can to improve, but that Senate seat means more to me than any one dude. 000
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026No matter how much you throw trans people under the bus, you are still going to get attacked. All you've done is betray a vulnerable minority, anger your base, and made the issue front and center. 8652901329
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'll stand on the weight classes hill. Eliminate gender divisions, top level is always open class, lower weights can play up. And yes, that means that the open classes will generally have more boys/men and lower weight classes more girls/women, but everyone gets to play if they want. 010
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026These regal mfers are my favorite thing. At least this Sellwood backyard is a safe space for our smelly black-and-white brethren. 010
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day, Comrades. Power to the People.static.klipy.comOur Communist Bugs Bunny MemeAlt: Our Communist Bugs Bunny Meme 000
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I like Oxford a lot. Its architecture, and bookshops, and cafes, plus its all-pervading ambience of history and learning, but I think what I most like about it is its commas. 3988879
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Embarrassing, but liberating: Third Eye Blind - self-titled Matchbox 20 - Yourself or Someone Like You Smash Mouth - Fush Yu Mang I was young and did not know what good music was. And man, all these artists got a lot worse with fame. 000
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952 483192576891
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneKevin J. Kircher @kevinjkircher.com · 24/08/2026Underappreciated: US farmland *already substantially produces energy, not food*, and does so very inefficiently. Corn ethanol (~40% of all US corn) requires about 100 times more land per vehicle-mile driven than solar photovoltaics -> electric vehicles. Shifting corn to solar *would free up land*. 4935111021
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneBobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026You can’t talk about debt without talking about how we got into a bad predicament, and there’s only one correct answer: tax cuts enacted this century 7234431178
Reposted by Alana of the Greene~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I still can't get over that trans people competed as their correct gender in sports for 20 years and it worked and then the right decided we needed to exterminated and picked this as a wedge issue and it fucken worked 29313
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneJulia Shumway @jmshumway.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Not a coincidence that Oregon, which makes it easy to vote by automatically registering citizens when they get driver's licenses and then mails ballots with prepaid postage to every registered voter, had a turnout of nearly 42% in the May primary, 75%+ in presidential generals and 65%+ in midterms. 4309
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Man, I remember when Novick ran against Merkley and positioned himself as the more liberal option. Now Merkley is one of our most reliable liberal Senators and Novick is...this. 0110
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneCara Giovanetti @idontevencara.bsky.social · 08/08/2026In the 1970s, a group of farmers digging a well stumbled upon one of the greatest archaeological finds in history. They had found the terracotta army—some 8,000 life-size clay soldiers, buried over 2,000 years ago. The soldiers had real weapons, **which were still sharp**. How? 1/8 ⚛️🧪 232980
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Good faith question I'm sure, but the actual answer is none. While you can draw a line in time anywhere to suit a particular narrative, no one was hatched out of an egg in a strange land. Literally everyone migrated from somewhere; it's the first principle of humanity. 010
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 05/08/2026This <should> be a no-brainer, but, you know, money is speech and whatnot, so we'll just let the world burn and continue to be dependent on billionaire-enriching fossil fuels. 000
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Either this, which is going to be super unpalatable to a broad swath of their base and electorally punishing, or ... Accept a permanently reduced capacity and cede global military supremacy to China for the next century, which might actually be worse. 020
Reposted by Alana of the GreeneMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i think the party of sick freaks who want to inspect kid's private parts should be branded as such 9844801185
Reposted by Alana of the Greenethe moon report 🌗 @seachanger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026the entire AI revolution is rooted in the idea that bodies and feelings and relationships don’t matter. in fact this is what makes us human — every thought we have is tied to a sensory experience and relates to experiences of our material world 2112
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Certainly seeing this in Oregon where he's denied aid to fight fires in deep red country because he hates Portland. 000
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I hate that this is true. I wish I could call myself both because I love my neighborhood and want more people to be able to live here and enjoy it, too. 000
Reposted by Alana of the GreenepistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 31/01/2026You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS 1879242542
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Saw The Odyssey. Liked it. Nice return to actual theatre-movies. Even a Monday 2pm matinee was packed. Also saw Emily Wilson's review. It makes interesting points and in no way detracted from my enjoyment. Y'all are weird. The outrage is weird. Just enjoy things, y'all. My silly gripes: 100
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Clueless is still the best Jane Austen adaptation, period. 120
Alana of the Greene @alanaofthegreene.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Fuck. AI. This should be a crime, and these companies should be destroyed. 010