Alan @alan.cool · 9h"Crank magnetism is the idea that cranks—science denialists, conspiracy theorists, and contrarians—do not simply believe one wrong thing: they tend to believe many wrong things" 020
Alan @alan.cool · 11/10/2026Time to watch a very normal, low key, uncontroversial game of football. 000
Reposted by AlanColin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Dazzle-ships in Drydock at Liverpool, by Edward Wadsworth, 1919. It’s a topic that appears to have fascinated Wadsworth. I love every single one of his takes on the subject. 422559
Alan @alan.cool · 09/10/2026My dad had shoes with a compass in the heel and tread that looked like pawprints. Kids today get this. And what did we have? "You can inflate the tongue a bit." We were robbed. 010
Alan @alan.cool · 09/10/2026Standing up risks falling over. Turning on the TV risks hearing from Wes Streeting. So what? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukADHD and autism at risk of over-diagnosis, says government reviewThe review, which focuses on younger people, warned there was a risk society was moving from an era of under-diagnosis to over-diagnosis. 000
Reposted by AlanRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm not saying my luck is bad right now but I had a tenner on under 0.5 Scooby Doos on the pitch in the first 10 minutes 1195
Alan @alan.cool · 02/10/2026Translating for Munetaka Murakami looks like a fun job, you translate the reporter's questions and Murakami just bellows one of the few phrases he knows in English, usually "100" or "I am drunk". www.youtube.com/watch?v=9far...youtube.comMunetaka Murakami: Electric on the field AND on the mic! 🎙️ (Best interview in baseball? 🤣)YouTube video by MLB 000
Alan @alan.cool · 27/09/2026Flashbacks to being at university and people being stunned that I hadn't heard Crazy in Love despite it being released early the previous year and it being everywhere. I'm not sure I got much "cultural cachet" out of it. 100
Alan @alan.cool · 26/09/2026Didn't hear a word of the new Scotland manager's interview because I was distracted wondering what height hair needs to be before it's technically a beehive. 120
Reposted by AlanAndy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 24/09/2026It's really refreshing seeing shitey normal working class life depicted like this in a game, and a Silent Hill game no less. Pebble-dashed council flats, three-bar fires, Post Office counters, concrete shopping precincts. This must be how posh people felt playing Everybody's Gone to the Rapture. 321108269
Alan @alan.cool · 20/09/2026The Chicago Bears logo is good because it can look like it's roaring in victory or agape in horror at how badly the team is playing, depending on what's needed. 030
Alan @alan.cool · 19/09/2026I'm glad I saw the "closed for filming" signs a couple of days before they built this and put "Internment Camp" signs around it. 242
Reposted by Alanmilk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026nimbys remained unmatched 36859172
Reposted by AlanEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Thank you TNT for posting this gem on UCL Draw Day 🙏🏼 34715
Alan @alan.cool · 27/08/2026I guess that means I've been "into football" rather than "yes dear I'll watch the football with you" for three years. 011
Alan @alan.cool · 25/08/2026youtu.be/p54KZhxv_00youtu.beDon't Drop Out (Single Version)YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic 020
Alan @alan.cool · 24/08/2026@scully1888.bsky.social I'm fairly confident you'll be aware of this film but wanted to make 100% sure: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ76... 000
Reposted by AlanRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1099285946338
Reposted by AlanJules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻♀️ 603363748
Alan @alan.cool · 12/08/2026The Path of Totality would be a good name for one of those Serious Novels. An academic has an affair with a young student who ends up blinded by staring at the sun, maybe. 000
Reposted by AlanSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"I tried on my friend's glasses and it made everything look all blurry!" 521354
Alan @alan.cool · 10/08/2026I do prefer it when people at least admit that they are happy for hundreds to die so they can get to the supermarket a few seconds faster. 140
Alan @alan.cool · 09/08/2026High chance of me being smacked in the face with an errant shot this afternoon. 120
Alan @alan.cool · 08/08/2026Set a personal best at parkrun by running to keep up with a dalmatian. 150
Alan @alan.cool · 06/08/2026It's always a "wake up call for the left", and never "why did no one believe the weirdo bigot when he was right for once". 000
Alan @alan.cool · 04/08/2026But he's very imitable, it's just that if you're not a newspaper columnist you'd get punched in the face and a mob outside your door chanting "beast". 030
Reposted by AlanLF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Whenever I hear people saying that figures who were vile in public, and actively made life worse for other people through their actions or words, were kind in private, I think that they should have applied themselves to greater consistency across all areas of their lives. 817128
Reposted by AlanMaytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder. 3540121130
Reposted by AlanNash @radiodeadair.com · 27/07/2026If you put together the season posters for Reacher they tell the story of a large man who can't remember where he put his keys. 271001265
Alan @alan.cool · 21/07/2026The first few seconds has a car zooming along the pavement and traffic lights that are both green and red. 111
Reposted by AlanGillian @heyheygillian.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Friends' nine yr old has told me her class has had a sort of child sweepstake and she has Spain. So now I want Spain to win so she gets the jackpot (four fidget toys) 081
Reposted by Alan🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 @classicbritishtv.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Derek Griffiths is 80 today, Happy Birthday Derek 🎁🎂 417635
Alan @alan.cool · 15/07/2026I don't think I've ever watched a game featuring Alexis Mac Allister without seeing him puce-faced and rolling around on the ground in agony at some point. 000
Alan @alan.cool · 15/07/2026Some interesting refereeing.static.klipy.comFuturama Court: I'm Going To Allow ThisALT: Futurama Court: I'm Going To Allow This 000
Reposted by AlanRosie (she/her) @airfriedrosie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Remember Streeting's review into whether young people are being overdiagnosed with ADHD, autism, and mental health issues? Well, the interim report is out, and there's a reason the media are silent on it (spoiler: it proves what a lot of us have been saying all along) 3729481267