Reposted by Akimbopixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 167123922643
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If I go, will the house fall down? Will I burn it if I stay? 000
Reposted by AkimboAnimal @quinnelizabeth.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The Anne Lamont line that goes “you don’t always have to cut with the sword of truth, sometimes you can just point with it” has been helpful for me. 119620
Reposted by AkimboLindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Too Many Cooks only has 28m views. 3649737
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Raiders of the multiverse in bumper cars that don't reverse Make a move, maybe you should grow out of your floaties first 000
Reposted by AkimboMorgan @morganthemothmaam.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani 6676131993
Reposted by AkimboBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon. 391302803597
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Does anyone have a ship and a dozen abled men that maybe you could lend me? 000
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Obliterated and I'm standing on this landmine On auto-pilot, I dial her parents' landline 000
Reposted by AkimboJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger. 534639768
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Back from the future with some bad news Everything you ever loved is covered in a black ooze 000
Reposted by Akimbothe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 02/03/2026“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together 20885117
Reposted by Akimbolauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/01/2026every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar 351126511817
Reposted by AkimboGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Shout out to the top 5 goods in the world. It's all, up to no, finger lickin', Johnny B, and Renee. 111203151
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026"There's someone in the future wishing upon a future star That they could travel back in time to precisely where you are" 000
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Got a short little span of attention and, woah, my nights are so long 000
Reposted by Akimbocaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/01/2026my sex life implies my sex death 1915016
Reposted by AkimboSoren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab 3870461851
Reposted by AkimboKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center. 21896471155
Reposted by Akimbothe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/11/2025icymi in 1937 Leadbelly wrote the couplet "Home of the brave, land of the free / don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie" 644560
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Feels good, don't it? A whole new component to ruining your atonement. 000
Reposted by AkimboBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting 17102671
Reposted by AkimboDavid Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I think “The Smashing Machine” should have been a title for a Wallace and Gromit film instead. 358057
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I was playing some lunchtime Marvel Snap and was about to play double Infinaut against @bullseye-qwerty.bsky.social when my app completely crashed. I guess it's back to work. 😭 120
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025The scar went away and my memories changed No, it wouldn't be great to be back in 1998 000
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The problem is you, the problem is me, and we're at the crest of the 💩 🌊, baby. 000
Reposted by AkimboLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Cloud City is a good vape shop name. 2630124
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I can deal with some psychic pain, if it'll slow down my higher brain 000
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Same with receiving compliments. No one should get feedback from that many people. The social internet has ruined society. Now I will press "Post" and hope someone likes this. 030
Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 02/08/2025media.tenor.coma man is walking down a hallway with the words just eat it on the bottomAlt: a man is walking down a hallway with the words just eat it on the bottom 010
Reposted by AkimboZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 25/07/2025WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽 486239824709
Reposted by AkimboLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I would be mortified if a concert camera caught me being a tech CEO. 1283997