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Akimbo

@akimbo.bsky.social
50 followers 125 following 212 posts

I'm a particle, a minute quantity of matter, the least possible amount of data

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Are we calling this a Marvel Snap Turkey? 🦃
Screenshot from Marvel Snap game. A Draft mode play hstory showing three consecutive 5-win runs.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If I go, will the house fall down? Will I burn it if I stay?
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Animal @quinnelizabeth.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Anne Lamont line that goes “you don’t always have to cut with the sword of truth, sometimes you can just point with it” has been helpful for me.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The benevolence of predators will always blow my mind.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Too Many Cooks only has 28m views.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Raiders of the multiverse in bumper cars that don't reverse Make a move, maybe you should grow out of your floaties first
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Morgan @morganthemothmaam.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani
Zorhan Mamdani portrayed as Zordon from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.
Infowars.com -- Off Air
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Does anyone have a ship and a dozen abled men that maybe you could lend me?
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Obliterated and I'm standing on this landmine On auto-pilot, I dial her parents' landline
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Suture Self
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Back from the future with some bad news Everything you ever loved is covered in a black ooze
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/02/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "scream into the void motherfucker"
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
True heroes
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Only a fool would think living could be easy
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/01/2026
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Shout out to the top 5 goods in the world. It's all, up to no, finger lickin', Johnny B, and Renee.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"There's someone in the future wishing upon a future star That they could travel back in time to precisely where you are"
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I read it as Dark Days and Lattes.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Got a short little span of attention and, woah, my nights are so long
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Did they get any Lilos?
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
my sex life implies my sex death
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
ONE HOUR OF DANCING MON MOTHMA
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Saddest Factory
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
icymi in 1937 Leadbelly wrote the couplet "Home of the brave, land of the free / don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie"
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Feels good, don't it? A whole new component to ruining your atonement.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I think “The Smashing Machine” should have been a title for a Wallace and Gromit film instead.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I was playing some lunchtime Marvel Snap and was about to play double Infinaut against @bullseye-qwerty.bsky.social when my app completely crashed. I guess it's back to work. 😭
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The scar went away and my memories changed No, it wouldn't be great to be back in 1998
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The problem is you, the problem is me, and we're at the crest of the 💩 🌊, baby.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Sports Night
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Cloud City is a good vape shop name.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
A man, a plan, a canal, napalm
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I can deal with some psychic pain, if it'll slow down my higher brain
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Who'll be my role model now that my role model is gone?
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Some of it was true
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Same with receiving compliments. No one should get feedback from that many people. The social internet has ruined society. Now I will press "Post" and hope someone likes this.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
America's Next Dropped Bottle
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is walking down a hallway with the words just eat it on the bottom
Alt: a man is walking down a hallway with the words just eat it on the bottom
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I would be mortified if a concert camera caught me being a tech CEO.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
New @laurajanegrace.bsky.social tomorrow.
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