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Akimbo

@akimbo.bsky.social
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I'm a particle, a minute quantity of matter, the least possible amount of data

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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is why I never check on my friends
Screenshot of a news headline: "Drug dealer who texted 'hope ur ok bro' to dead customer gets prison"
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Using Hot Locations only when introducing new ones would be my preference.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember when the worst thing you could do on social media was "humblebrag".
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've stopped playing each day once I get a 5-win run. I think that will keep me from getting fatigued. Is your concern that the length of Draft is limiting the space for other LTGMs?
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was surprised they decided to try a different scoring system on the 2nd run. This article gives some good insight on their thinking: www.fourthlocation.com/draft-is-com...
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Draft is Coming Back: an Interview with the Game Designer
Sam Stoddard, lead designer of Draft, answers questions about the mode’s second run – now featuring Sanctum scoring!
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I disagree that all the feedback was "don't change a thing". I understand that Sanctum scoring isn't for everyone, but I'm happy that SD is continuing to iterate.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
POTUS is renaming it "Super Animation"
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I find the LTGM track the opposite of "butt". People who enjoy the mode (and have time) can get the rewards for free. Those that don't can get a new card for 800 gold, which is cheaper than most. If I don't engage at all, the card shows up in the token shop soon after. So player friendly.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The other day I thought I had missed a PMV, until I realized there were two timers.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Shagarita Shalymar: Suck It Candy Heart
Alt: A candy heart with the text "SUCK IT"
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
$200?! I'm series complete and I rarely spend more than the season pass. A few bundles a year, but never a single one that cost more than $10.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So far, so good. bsky.app/profile/akim...
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Interested to hear how it is, as they'll be here next week. Probably more interested in the opener, Catbite. (I'm still a ska kid at heart. 🏁)
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Are we calling this a Marvel Snap Turkey? 🦃
Screenshot from Marvel Snap game. A Draft mode play hstory showing three consecutive 5-win runs.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What is this, a deck for ants?
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And then you told me that your muscle suit and my dumbbells are both tools we use to achieve the same goal and that there is no ethical consumption under capitalism anyways, so how dare I draw a line in the sand between us and declare that I am on the righteous side?
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
take the weekend off and pick up on Monday when Draft starts.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If I go, will the house fall down? Will I burn it if I stay?
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Jealous. I still haven't seen @mike-eagle.bsky.social.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Your page tears are wild.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Animal @quinnelizabeth.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Anne Lamont line that goes “you don’t always have to cut with the sword of truth, sometimes you can just point with it” has been helpful for me.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
But accidentally pressing it doesn't buy the bundle, it brings you to another page.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Holy shit I went to college with Elise!
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The benevolence of predators will always blow my mind.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Too Many Cooks only has 28m views.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Raiders of the multiverse in bumper cars that don't reverse Make a move, maybe you should grow out of your floaties first
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Morgan @morganthemothmaam.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani
Zorhan Mamdani portrayed as Zordon from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Same
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Does anyone have a ship and a dozen abled men that maybe you could lend me?
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Obliterated and I'm standing on this landmine On auto-pilot, I dial her parents' landline
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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a man wearing a hat is making a funny face and pointing at the camera .
Alt: a man wearing a hat is making a funny face and pointing at the camera .
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Suture Self
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Agreed
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Do you think it should be highest power? Or highest power that's 10 or greater?
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Back from the future with some bad news Everything you ever loved is covered in a black ooze
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hey that's me!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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a cartoon character with the words who 's ready to roll the dice on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon character with the words who 's ready to roll the dice on the bottom
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Would have been a perfect game if opponent had 15. 😁
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Yup www.instagram.com/p/DU6T_I8kiP...
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Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Didn't know this existed. Thanks!
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I vote chains. Though this makes me think SD needs to add copper chains and distressed copper.
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window
Alt: Pam Beasly says they 're the same picture
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Mirror Dimension?
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Akimbo @akimbo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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a young boy in a yellow shirt is sitting on a couch reading a book
Alt: a young boy in a yellow shirt is sitting on a couch reading a book. He looks confused.
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