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AJ Szenk

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Real Presley Rex @realpresleyrex.bsky.social · 7h
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 10h
Democrats will never learn.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 13h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14h
it’s whatever they’re mad about. always has been. it doesn’t mean anything to them, it’s just a place to store bad feelings.
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 13h
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Scott Dude's Confused Reaction
ALT: Scott Dude's Confused Reaction
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Paxton looks uncannily like Edgar from Men in Black here. If he wins every tap in Texas will dispense only sugar water.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The "Is AI alive" conversation is 100% this, too. If you can be conned by a chatbot, I fear for your general safety. You are the guy at the stripclub who think the dancers really like you.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
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social obligation
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
After a couple of days of careful consideration I have come to the conclusion that the Washington State University Football Team is reaaaaally bad.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Christina Wolbrecht @cwolbrecht.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These are the people who will own the future?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s right of course. Player pay and coaching pay ARE totally different markets. That’s why in every pro sports league on earth, the best players are paid significantly more than the best coaches. They’re way more valuable. College sports is unique in flipping that
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The biggest mistake this country ever made was slavery, obviously. Second place is letting the Confederate generals/leaders off the hook after the civil war and not forever labeling them as anti-American ghouls. The third is Merrick Garlands lack of spine and slow walking this whole thing.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who suggests we just turn the page is in league with the GOP. This guy is telling you they tried to overthrow the government. You don't just pretend it never happened @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great defense, please keep saying that into a microphone, sir
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 28/09/2026
pretty sure "lands" is the wrong word here for at least two reasons
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Funnily enough, Austalian politicians are saying that data center opposition is an American psyop. Apparently it's impossible for the people of a nation to genuinely hate a thing that is objectively bad for them.
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man who burned down office building quits before be can get fired.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive.
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
33.7 million barrels per week!? That’s a large number! Is it a large enough number through? *touches ear piece* Ah I see, I’m just getting reports that this is a roughly 75% reduction from pre-war. So yeah, not a large enough number.
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Ambrosia @dotnectar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
republican scandals: Susan Collins was days away from getting arrested by the FBI Democrat scandals: Mary Peltola wanted me to feed her lizard 😥
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He is 31 years old and was drafted 9 years ago. About as veteran as it gets in the NFL.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 21/09/2026
The first one here is obviously 😬 but the last one is a good example of an underappreciated element of polling: If people know they shouldn’t really say the thing they want to say, they will often say they don’t know.
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To put that spending into context; Musk spending $5,000,000 is the equivalent of someone worth $1,000,000 spending $5. It's literal pocket change for him and his ilk to buy and steer national elections. He could literally spend $1 billion dollars and it would be .1% of his net worth.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How do you convince someone from 2 years ago that this isn't a SNL cold open
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You would think that someone who has been doing TV for as long as he has would know when the rambling answer has really run its course.
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What I'm getting from this is that Markwayne Mullin isn't afraid of being punch in the face by masked goons repeatedly. He's probably sad it hasn't happened to him yet.
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 18/09/2026
“If you’re a US citizen you have no reason to fear” – Markwayne Mullin, responding to a video of a teenage US citizen being repeatedly punched in the face by ICE.
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Scout Tafoya @honorszombie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More adults have made youth sports their entire personality in the last 10 years than any child in history. Why don't you go break up a game of hide and seek while you're at it, you fuckin' losers.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You really shouldn't be in politics if you can't take advantage of your opponent being sponsored by The Job Destroying Factory That Raises Your Water And Power Bills And Whose Creators Say It Might Kill Us All.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is literally just disney giving itself a high five.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The “branding dispute” being that it’s legally established as a memorial to John F. Kennedy, the president from the 1960s who was murdered in office by an assassin, and Trump wanted to slap his name on it too while he held power for reasons of pure narcissism.
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can always tell when it isn't Trump immediately dictating something when it's mildly coherent and uses words above an 8th grade reading level. Still batshit, whiner, loser stuff though.
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just absolute swiss cheese brain shit from one of the highest justices in the country
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you told me this was a clip from The Boys, I'd believe you.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Democrats have hit on a winning message for November that keeps them from shifting too far left.
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I guess you can't expect much else from a Dem in Texas with an actual shot at winning a Senate seat, but it's a damn shame we've allowed Fox and RW grifters to make this such a prominent wedge issue. Just let kids play sports. Stop policing their genitals.
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everytime anything similar to this happens my breath catches in my chest, hopeful it might be The Day. I refuse to let that hope turn to bitterness because I know we are one day closer every time I go to bed.
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AJ Szenk @ajszenk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s a musical
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/09/2026
"Bottom 60% of households" is a wild phrase
CBS NEWS
The findings? For the bottom 60% of U.S. households, a
"minimal quality of life" is out of reach, according to the group, a research organization focused on improving lower earners' economic well-being.
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