Reposted by ajWeird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Intercept #501 from NROL-129 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Erotic Pit of Patterns 0173
Reposted by ajit wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 15/01/2026airplane stewardess: the pilot has collapsed! does anyone know how to fly a plane? tech bro: i do. *in the cockpit* tech bro: okay, anime girl chatbot. how do i fly a plane grok: have you tried killing yourself 5781122
Reposted by ajgibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Mass casualty crush at the henchmen of the year awards after a waiter drops a glass and 600 attendees leave their seats to investigate the sound at the same time 215636
Reposted by ajlookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 29/10/2023Michael Saenz #1986 rb.gy/64s6i 014340
Reposted by ajlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Two minute warning is bull shit. End of the half should come like a knife in the dark 4454
Reposted by ajlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him 1773251326
aj @ajc.fyi · 03/10/2025we were gonna go to the fair but instead we got ham italians and walked into the woods off the old tote roads 120
Reposted by ajJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2025i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys 1458347
Reposted by ajTarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Hiding in the dense foliage and farting my ass off 1285
Reposted by ajSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 11/08/2025Have you ever once considered that in their culture, blueberry has three b's? 4754
aj @ajc.fyi · 06/08/2025brb strapping roman candles to the hood of the fanner 440 before gettin shattered off high grav & ripping down the pasture at a buck ten 010
Reposted by ajJohn Wiseman @lemonodor.bsky.social · 24/07/2025The dire "pull up" is the most emphatic instruction a piece of equipment has ever given. 3183
Reposted by ajaj @ajc.fyi · 10/07/2025media.tenor.coma skull with red eyes is surrounded by red rosesALT: a skull with red eyes is surrounded by red roses 142
Reposted by ajlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20/06/2025The first rule of Trader Joe’s is never fall in love 211410
Reposted by ajlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Do you sell anything at this store that fulfills a need 3555
Reposted by ajjordan @jdan.me · 06/05/2025Really good 98.css implementation felixrieseberg.github.io/clippy/felixrieseberg.github.ioClippy Desktop Assistant 082
aj @ajc.fyi · 29/04/2025Betty by Taylor Swift is just Come Home Perry from Phineas and Ferb with different lyrics 000
Reposted by ajRat Man Fungus @egg.hair · 27/04/2025brundun frasor, starrint in new Hit Movie _buttered boy_ (2001) co star jim west , : direct byy ;football legend : ; horse lee jones 33 minutes rune time 2184
Reposted by ajbalenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 27/04/2025got queso on my hoodie i aint een mad about it 071
Reposted by ajNick Benson @ottergoose.net · 26/04/2025Compiling a list of the complicit FBOs would be a worthwhile endeavor too, IMHO; here’s a person in an ICE jacket dragging a pile of shackles towards DHS vans as three people, chained at their waist, wrists, and ankles, walk up air stairs provided by Signature Aviation at MSP on Wednesday. 0115
aj @ajc.fyi · 20/04/2025starting a bar fight by asking if getting his ass kicked is "some weird fetish" 000
Reposted by ajbalenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 15/04/2025(freaky jeb bush) please make that ass clap 0408
Reposted by ajda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I'M SORRY DAVE - dashare.zone ADMIN 0516154
