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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[experiencing a level of resentment i didn't think possible, trembling with anger, barely able to speak] yeah man no worries
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 21/07/2026
thought about this meme again and started laughing like an idiot at work
Ween fans when the worst song you’ve ever heard comes on
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's funny/sad that Trump is 80 years old, a billionaire, and can't stop obsessing over how to make more money. What a total fucking loser.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 18/08/2026
The haters said they couldn't build a stadium that looked like the inside of the Navidson House
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
SORTING HAT: Chinese. Chinese House again! DUMBLEDORE: we're really sorry about this, he was made in the 1930s. Please don't cancel your tuition fee
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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Accursed Dirt Beast 🔞 @aftermoles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsky account is an AT Protocol account - you can use your same Bsky account thru another AT Protocol Client, no migration or loss necessary. Could not be easier.
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Italian magician grumbling to himself when you tell him that’s not your card
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Suetonius, in 60 AD, upon learning of Boudica
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If Tatum is healthy and they don't trade Derrick the Celtics will be fine next year and win games. The picks might end up being very good. That's not the point. You just don't do this.
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Joseph Maxwell @josephmaxwellphotography.com · 01/07/2026
Fuck Stephen A, B, and C. Fuck Perk. Fuck ESPN as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew.
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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Amazing. At age 20, Lionel Messi did a UNICEF Barcelona photo shoot for a calendar, of him giving a baby a bath. That baby was Lamine Yamal. It’s his first World Cup, and Messi’s last. They’ll play against each other. What a crazy story.
Lionel Messi bathes a 6-month-old adorable Black baby boyA good looking young Black man in a Spain jersey accepts a blue baby bathtub from Lionel Messi in present day, who’s in an Argentina jersey
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Lanrick Bennett @lanrickbennett.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
In case you’ve missed OG Anunoby #Knicks
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 09/06/2026
grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Call him Victor Hugo Wembanyama cuz he makes his opponents “miserables”!
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NPR @npr.org · 26/05/2026
The legendary jazz saxophonist, who revolutionized the art of improvisation, died Monday at his home in Woodstock, N.Y. n.pr/3Q2hMWr
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Sonny Rollins, colossus of the saxophone, has died at 95
The legendary jazz saxophonist, who revolutionized the art of improvisation, died Monday at his home in Woodstock, N.Y.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2026
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
if amazon the website went away tomorrow no ones life would really change all that much
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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NBA @nba.com · 12/05/2026
Jessica Alba is in attendance for Thunder/Lakers 👏
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
From 2021, about where the Jazz, then about to pivot to a rebuild, went wrong in their efforts to build around Rudy Gobert and a dynamic on-ball combo guard. There's always a Tjarks story. www.theringer.com/2021/06/19/n...
The one mistake the front office made was not prioritizing 3-and-D wings in the draft. The 2020 draft was the perfect example. They drafted Udoka Azubuike, a gargantuan center from Kansas, at no. 27, when the player they really needed went one spot later in Jaden McDaniels, a 3-and-D forward from Washington. It’s hard to blame them for passing on McDaniels, who looked like one of the biggest steals in the draft as a rookie with the Wolves, when the rest of the league did too. But the process behind the pick didn’t make sense. There’s no reason to draft centers to back up Gobert. Those are the most replaceable players in the NBA. Every pick they have should be used to throw darts at finding two-way wings like McDaniels.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Here's the HD version
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
As a Democrat I support our brave men and women blowing up dozens or hundreds of people at a time, piece by piece, until it adds up to thousands, but not thousands or tens of thousands all at once. That's not who we are as a nation.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 28/03/2026
San Diego just gave us the best reveal of No Kings Day. #NoKings
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OSINTdefender [UNOFFICIAL] @sentdefender-mirr.selfhosted.social · 23/03/2026
Reports of a serious incident at LaGuardia Airport in New York City, after Jazz Airlines Flight 646, a Canadair Regional Jet CRJ-900, collided with a firetruck while taxiing to Gate B48.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks…
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Collecting my child's ravaged corpse from a crater It was a mistake on their computer actually. The missile. AI they said. Yeah the computer messed up somehow. So all in all just one of those things. Time to move on.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The State of Connecticut is only allowed to have two things 1) A high human development index 2) College basketball
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Attacks leave dead vs killed
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 04/03/2026
Way too many Jalens in the NBA
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The NYT style guide
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
All the “free thinkers” and “rugged individuals” suddenly just a flock of groveling, servile footstools, animated by the whims of a rich cunty New York daddy’s boy born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hell ya
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Another day of being glad about the totally normal and extremely hinged people in charge of everything
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 12/02/2026
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Just remembered this exists and had to listen to it and then had to share it.
m.youtube.com
BLACK THOUGHT FREESTYLES ON FLEX | #FREESTYLE087
YouTube video by HOT 97
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The moment it was crystal clear we were in the worse case scenario, was exactly a year ago when Trump pardoned every single Jan 6 perpetrator, including the ones that beat the crap out of cops and were convicted of seditious conspiracy.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
“We are going after the worst of the worst” was a description of recruitment not operations.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
All these Draft Kings and Fan Duel ads should be required to disclose that if you consistently win your bets you’ll get kicked off their platforms.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
🙂
ICE slipping on ice
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This is a great illustration of how MacOS Tahoe is a usability abomination. Look how much simpler it is to find what you want on the left (Sequoia) than on the right (Tahoe) tonsky.me/blog/tahoe-i...
Left menu does not have icons but instead just text labels. Right menu has every single item having an icon in front
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
please leave me alone machine
ChatGPT once again begging me to use it
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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind
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