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why did bush knock down the towers

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when i first heard 'hit 'em up' as a teen i asked a friend if tupac really fucked biggie's wife and she had to explain to me the concept of trash talk

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things i was frightened of as a child: gremlins the dark (b/c that's where gremlins were hiding) under my bed (more gremlins) the 1984 gremlins read-along book & record my closet (you'd think gremlins, but no, stephen king's boogeyman) my father

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continually frustrated when i say i've worked with LLMs and people don't know what i'm talking about until i clarify "AI" (which it isn't, at all)

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playwright is so handy for testing. not sure if there's a video game version but i would've loved one back in my bethsoft days

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every couple weeks i sleep for a single hour and even the sleep therapy interventions don't help

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

i feel like minions are a symbiotic mix of animals and fungi like warhammer 40k orks

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I was never a fan of The Simpsons episode "Trash of the Titans" but it is feeling very relevant lately

A panel from The Simpsons episode "Trash of the Titans." The family is sitting at the dinner table eating. Marge is saying, "And the school nurse says Bart has the plague" while Lisa and Maggie look on.

A panel from The Simpsons episode "Trash of the Titans." The family is sitting at the dinner table eating. Homer is saying, "It's like the measles: good to get it out of the way." Bart has a worried look in his eyes.

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never forget “He suggested invading Iraq the day after 9/11. He didn’t want to invade Iraq because it was connected to 9/11. That was the part his neocon aides at the Pentagon, Wolfie, and Doug Feith, had to concoct.” -Maureen Dowd on Donald Rumsfeld, April 19th, 2006

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i just learned that the ham in 'going ham' is an acronym. i thought it referred to porcine tenacity

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probably the funniest reply i've ever gotten

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/09/2024

in april 2001 i was talking to a marine corps recruiter who said "we haven't had a war in 10 years, you'll sit in garrison, go to school, and collect a paycheck" and that very much did not happen

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novelty mug idea: 9/11 and you watch the towers collapse when you fill it with hot liquid

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

[sam kinison voice] oh you've got a folding phone your phone folds your little phone folds you bought a foldy phone well i had a folding phone once AND IT FUCKING SUCKED OHH. THE FOLD PUT A CREASE IN THE SCREEN. FOLDING PHONES ARE DOGSHIT AND I'M IN HELL

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Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 20/08/2024

Charlie Kirk: Can you define what a woman is? My eyes roll back: Her morass of snaking, tumultuous appendages will cleanse you of your imperfections even as her ovipositor pierces your abdomen and floods your insides with Her glory, All Hail!, All Hail!, the Silent Tower has rung, and She stirs!

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watching wargames and they say the title at 12:46. i love that this movie wastes no time. it's also a clinic in how to express character through infodumps. they get across a lot of complex concepts in very tight scenes. one of my favorite films

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some days it's a 'peanut butter straight from the jar for lunch' kind of day (contemplating shoving my paw in there like pooh bear)

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god sure gives a lot of tough fucking battles to his weakest soldiers, too

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YouTube video by AngHell on Wheels

here's my attempt. i got a few laughs www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEFm...

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Bro Comedy

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trying to eat better involves a lot of self-deception. mm, yes, these soybean chips don't have the texture of gypsum. oh yeah this skyr doesn't have a cloying aftertaste. this half-dissolved protein powder isn't reminiscent of a vanilla asshole

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