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Shrimp

@ashrimpnpc.bsky.social
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Hello there! 👋 I’m your friendly Shrimp NPC! Let’s have fun and enjoy our time here!

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Emmaline (BIG Tractor Haver) @sockart.bsky.social · 1h
🎹Eeepi deemp deemp dun& Evrk 🎼 dwebahdweebah |\•.-,’👽 🎤;-~ •:/ | 🎺 dunh-tinkgumpt EER…… ERNK * EERP~~~ DEEBA- WONK — R RINK 🪗 PRONK 🪊 🎶DEEBIE_ DEEN^ EERP~ EROP¥• ORP THUNc
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 2h
So what? The Democratic Party will write another strongly written letter and go right back to shaking hands with the fascists. Nothing will come of this.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Democrats are incapable of doing anything about the supreme court being stacked full of cartoonishly corrupt rapists full of boomer brainworm conspiracies, because that would throw the legitimacy of the institution into question. They value that illusion of legitimacy and civility over human life.
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 6h
if your articles are being shared positively by Jesse Singal, you're probably not actually doing the work in support of trans people as much as you think you are! (this is about the new The Needle hit piece about Erin Reed)
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 2h
My exact thoughts.
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just fucking insane that someone with a skeleton like this in their closet can make a public platform using their real name and face and that platform can get to 1.5 million subscribers before anyone even realizes who they are. disgusting.
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now famous youtuber jacob geller got fired from working at wyc UNC's college radio station (by myself and the rest of my mgmt team) for being under title ix investigation of rape and i'm pretty sure had to leave the university. men will still b...
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 2h
Bring shame back to gambling.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Transphobes will embrace and ally themselves with every pedophile, rapist, and domestic abuser because they fundamentally agree completely with them about bodily autonomy and consent Transphobes are unable to *not* see a huge obviously abusive piece of shit and immediately support them.
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Black Guy Does Sociology @blackmanbeyond.bsky.social · 3h
"This specific thing that offends me is THE REASON we have Trump" It's been a decade of this, please shut the fuck up
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 6h
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 4h
how soon we forget
a sim stuck in a pool with no ladder to get out
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 4h
At least I’m finding plenty of Doug’s friends. They’re all good people. And I hope to be a good friend to each of them!
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 5h
I will not be friendly to anyone that smugly defends fascists. I have found my line.
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 5h
It’s hard to be kind and cheerful when people are mean and nasty.
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 5h
It’s surprising that when someone asks how Trump was able to run for Presidency again and you give the answer that it was the fault of slow walking by Biden and the Democratic Party that did it that suddenly people have to defend Biden and the Democratic Party as if they were innocent of it all.
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 6h
If MAGA approves of a democratic candidate, it may be best to step away from that democratic candidate forever.
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 7h
To recap: three GOP-led states that wanted the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in order to "send abortion back to the states" are now asking the Court to strike down abortion protections in blue states
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Anna Biela @nuclearanna.bsky.social · 23h
She’s innocent, I tell you!
“Sausage-addicted Kookaburra too fat to fly” written over a photo of a fat kookaburra looking very happy with herself
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 7h
It’s a shame how this man talked about grabbing women by their genitals and never had a political career after saying it.
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ian, the Sinferno @kimi.darkestalleygang.lol · 10h
I directly asked and he said no :( and then I said Something Else and he said turbo yes (blocked + 3 day suspendo)
me: how do I get blocked by you because all my friends are blocked but I'm not and they're making fun of me. block me aaron I want to fit inAaron: Sorry, that's not going to cut it to trigger the automation. You can also block me yourself... the button is just right there.

and then I said something about his post liking habits that got me a suspendo
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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 11h
charlie kirk brought an overcooked noodle to a gun fight (remembering how he died) oh literally
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 8h
2026-2026
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 8h
Training is a very important part of working any job. It does seem curious that the police are very untrained whenever problems arise in the process of doing their job. Be it not being trained to deescalate, not trained to handle firearms properly…
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 9h
aww, I was going to reply to someone who said something mean about me and thought they were smart. But then they blocked me! Oh well, guess they didn’t want to actually talk and just wanted to be mad.
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 10h
are they suspending people for asking Aaron to block them?!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10h
Nobody asked for this gross fucking AI slop. STOP. You are legit maga coded. Stop fucking using this shit and make your own content you lazy fuck.
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Lexa (he/him) @criminallyvu1gar.bsky.social · 11h
So far as I can tell, Aaron Rodericks, head of Trust and Safety's definition of "abuse" and his reason for mass blocking people is people who have replied or QTed him more than once and disagree with him.
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 10h
I’m trying to be a little stinker today. Hope I don’t get anyone mad at me.
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 13h
オーカミ
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 10h
Hey, do you know which BlueSky member was fired recently?
A screengrab of one TikTok of a tough guy Christian aiming his gun(?) with the word “Why” under his arm.
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 11h
static.klipy.com
Power Rangers Megazord
Alt: Power Rangers Megazord coming out of the smoke and taking a fighting stance
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 13h
Folks is it a good thing when the head of trust and safety assumes you can automate blocks on the platform you're purportedly running trust and safety for This is forum drama levels of passive aggressive moderator behavior
Aaron Rodericks posted on Bluesky: "Automated block actions on my account, so that I can stay Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

TBH it was well overdue."
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Big Immigrant Naturals. @shinery.bsky.social · 11h
We can't have private profiles or an edit button or a soft block feature or remove follower feature or a website that doesn't break every 48 hours or a mod team that works, but we can have a head of trust and safety that likes pedophilic content and prides himself on being an absolute cunt. Aces.
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 11h
Now you’re just somebody that I used to prawn
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Big Immigrant Naturals. @shinery.bsky.social · 12h
The ironic and hilarious thing about this is that Aaron is *chronically* bothered. The guy suspended me for saying "keep posting through it".
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 12h
In honor of Why no longer working here, shout out to the time I was permabanned for 22 minutes at 2 am because I quote tweeted him and called him a hypocrit
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 12h
Putting half the active user base on a massive block list then casually mentioning that your lead programmer no longer works for the company. That's the bluesky way
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ian, the Sinferno @kimi.darkestalleygang.lol · 13h
I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET BLOCKED BY A CERTAIN SENSITIVE MOD AND CAUGHT A THREE DAY SUSPENDO INSTEAD @phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social it worked too well :(
caught a suspendo for bullying aaron
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 13h
Given what Aaron is doing, I can see what comes after. Waves of people being immediately suspended and abandoned. No reason to escalate it to the head of Trust & Safety if he has you blocked. More trans people and their allies are going to be forcibly shoved off this site by the thousands.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 13h
In honor of Aaron Rodericks and his latest boner (metaphorical), let's flash back to the time he showed up in my replies to discuss a previous boner (literal).
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 13h
All because he used a trans person being attacked with threats to “enjoy the camps”. I suppose if not listening to trans people and their allies means he can be unbothered, moisturized, and happy, then he shouldn’t be the Head of Trust & Safety to begin with.
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 23h
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 13h
I feel so sad that my friend was suspended for no reason and without evidence. It’s also raining outside so this little shrimp is downright glum. #FreeDoug
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 14h
Whoever this Aaron fellow is, they certainly sound like a hurt person who can’t accept the harm he does to others.
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 14h
Hello to all friends of @realdougsavage.bsky.social ! My friend was wrongfully suspended by @moderation.bsky.app ! He sent me a message that shows no sign of what post was made to cause him to be suspended for “Anti-Harassment”. #FreeDoug
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey there!! Hello!!! Hi!!! Bless your heart!!
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Added (basically) the whole song and adjusted the animation speed to match the song better.
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hello friends! It’s been a long while since I posted, and I’m sorry about that. Listen, I want you to know I love all of you, especially the trans community in this moment. There’s nasty people that don’t want to see you safe and secure, and I don’t like what they’re saying about you.
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh my goodness! I must be popular!
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
oOoOoH mysterious!
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