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Gray ace, cis, bi. they/he. I am always tired. | Discord: Azure#8971 |

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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 12h
THE "JUNK DATA" THAT THE FAKE COLONEL WAS TALKING ABOUT WASN'T ACTUALLY JUNK IT WAS FREE THOUGHTS AND IDEAS THAT THE PATRIOTS WANTED TO SUPPRESS TO ENSURE THAT AMERICAN HEGEMONY WOULD REIGN EVEN OVER THE NEW TECHNOLOGY OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB IT'S NOT ABOUT THERE BEING RANDOM SHIT ONLINE RAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 2h
You can always tell when a gooner is serious if they mention paying for the storage or something
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 3h
Archive this for the military historians
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 2h
Unfortunately wasn’t a lot they could do with the American government gleefully agreeing.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 2h
“Oopsie!”
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 5h
Nah you’re good
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 13h
It’s genuinely so fucking funny lmao
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h
Shredder being voiced by Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince is one of those things that a lot of people know but if you find someone that doesn’t it really makes their day
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 15h
HOLY CRAP THE BREWERS BULLPEN RETIRED ALL 15 BATTERS THEY FACED
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 15h
Brewers up 2-0. Did -not- expect this going into the NLCS, I can't even lie. Craziness.
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 15h
THEY CAN COME BACK FROM WAY WORSE THAN A TWO GAME DEFICIT? FUCK YOU SMOLTZ YOU ARE DUMB
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 15h
I had the same reaction lmao. Dodgers have been the sweep everyone team, which don't get me wrong is impressive but also does absolutely mean they aren't used to adversity
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 15h
Smoltz: "Down 0-2, the Dodgers have overcome way worse than that" brother what. they absolutely have not overcome worse than that, Dodgers walked through everyone in 2024 and last year until they faced the Jays but even then we were onnly ever up 3-2.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 15h
the mayor of new york city has been more outspoken in detail than a sitting minnesota senator currently running for governor claiming her ability to fight against shit like this here
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15h
Soaking is white supremacy but we're not ready for that conversation.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 15h
It is genuinely funny how every small mostly white island inevitably has many rumours of sheep fucking
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 16h
Posted a clip across platforms let’s check in on the inclusive and friendly Twitter
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 15h
Katie sitting at an exactly 90 degree angle with her upper body perfectly vertical to deliver this, the worst possible pickup line.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 15h
Oh my bad They meant they wanted to fuck the sheep
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 16h
“There’s too much fucking shit on me”
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 15h
And then going into Ashby, who is also nails. And then later into Megill. Brewers really just are the "you better score before the 7th starts" kind of team.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
No that's fair, I get you. I missed a lot of NL regular season and that's on me.
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 16h
Uribe working on back-to-back nights: Abner Doubleday.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
He's so good, man. Brewers gotta make him mvp if they take it this year.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
Abner Uribe, man. Absolute legend.
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Abner Uribe Brewers Win
Alt: Abner Uribe doing the crotch chop that got him demoted
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
The one weak part of the Dodgers is Dave Roberts, to be honest. They don't question him cause they keep winning but that's not cause of him that's cause their team is stacked to shit lmao
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16h
this needs to be stopped
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 16h
The humiliation ritual never ends
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
they meant it had eyes that want to fuck
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
I prefer not to speak. If I speak, I am in big trouble
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
anyway i will always say bg3 is an excellent 1 act game, a pretty good 2 act game, and an "is this shit over" 3 act game
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
I genuinely stopped playing the game when the emperor just straight up randomly tried to fuck me. brother you live in my brain you know i just fucked Lae'zel
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
how did you forget the 300 year old gym bro sex pest
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
it's genuinely wild talking to people on this website sometimes cause I end up forgetting a lot of them would've been like, 15 or younger during the height of it. That shit was a lot.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
He's been so good this postseason for real. Every time I've seen him he's just been unhittable
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 17h
links are in my bio if you want to send me money to help me live while i torture myself and try to keep my brain from atrophying by increasingly more alarming means
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
If the Brewers go all the way this year, Uribe is gonna be the story I think. Kid is outstanding.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
With how loud the crack was too I genuinely thought it was leaving and then it cut to it just lightly into the outfield lmao
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16h
bat flip everything, I say
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
Gotta respect the sheer commitment to the bit at this point
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
The sheer disrespect of batflipping a single lmao. Love you, Contreras.
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izzy @isobel.top · 22h
the template below, but with a post of mine that reads "how am i supposed to drink my G FUEL® with the gamer muzzle on" inserted
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
it unfortunately won't be if chelsea is leaving :(
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
No it's true this is an incredibly we only surveyed the people in the 100 section of ballgames survey
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
Oh yeah 100%
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
kara this is so good and also i'm lowkey very mad about it lmao
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
but the Enterprise carpet stays clean because of the vacuum of space
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
The balls to go that many pitches in a playoff game and ever even conceive of not swinging
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 19h
Luigi Mangione, world's most photogenic man
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
A truly incredible at bat
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