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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 1h

When I started learning English, I often confused "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" to hilarious consequences

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 22h

Seriously, though: what about daddy cool??

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I save lives by never giving [the thing] to anyone who says "I would kill for [the thing]"

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I, too would give you a gift for some milk and cookies

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How to be a piece of shit. Ubisoft edition:

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why rooster when alarm cock is right there?

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Does rock beat knife too or just scissors? Asking for that knife fight I suddenly found myself in

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

For Amazon Prime days take the money you were spending and spend it on a local small business instead

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think my best posts are behind me

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you get an email reading "KNOCK, KNOCK," don't open it. It's a Jehovah Witness working from home.

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I might have exaggerated a bit when I said I was ok

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

umm yeah hey, who decided every aspect of your life should be a full-time job?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

[at second rodeo] no, no, no, none of this is right

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My heart is fine but it does limp my dick that you're leaving

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

- learns a song - practices singing - records the song - prints a single-copy record of it - takes it home - punches it Broke my own record

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My gf is at her first sex party tonight! I do hope she has an amazing time but I'm also quite worried about her safety... I hope when I see her tomorrow she'll have a huge smile and a lot of stories

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

trying to impress my date by telling the chili’s waitress to tell chili i said hello

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026

I don't just want to kill time I want it to suffer

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

[bought a new hoodie] gf: Ow, thanks! I love it me: it's for me gf: I know! me: I will never wear it will I -_-

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

* Ties a magnet to a string * Drops it in the wishing well

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"Loofa fool" is a sentence palindrome

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

2 days for my upcoming road trip. Ultra hyped 😍

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This is how our government has been corrupted: 1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office 2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor 3) Donors make huge profit 4) Repeat We must get big money out of politics. It is the root of our dysfunction.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

be the sloth you want to see in the world

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

we should give more money to museums. cause i went to one recently and it was really sad how old some of their stuff is

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If you call it "happy hour" I assume all other hours are sad hours

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Going forward, the road to hell will be paved using the honor system.

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If you use ngl even once with me, I assume anytime you don't use it you are gl

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"A man fell into a grinding machine at the local Mill." "He's fine now."

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Sweet Dreams are Made of This was a clickbait

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I wanna lay you down in a bed of roses then go sleep alone in my comfy real bed

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"There I said and there I said it, too. I said it everywhere." The town croer

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

[spelling bee] JUDGE: what is your name KID: petrovich grsznieuski JUDGE: how do you spell that KID: T-H-A-T JUDGE: correct

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Where I cum from, it's called a dick

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Have you ever thought of the different voices you read posts from different people with?

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

That moment of dread when you ask your coworker how their vacation went and they pull up their phone to show you the pictures

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I can't even see a yellow lemon tree

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Executioner: any last words? Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

What if she's a maniac on the dancefloor BECAUSE she actually has never danced before?

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Unless it finishes after 30 seconds and falls asleep, that dildo isn’t that realistic

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

As long as women continue to fake their orgasms, the patriarchy will never die.

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Amsterdam Pride was AMAZING!! Can't wait for next year 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Some of you still doubt me and you're the smart ones

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Why don't they sell wine in those small containers with the straw?

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The next Dan Brown is about Jesus in school having to write a paper about The Odyssey. <SPOILER> He travels in time to 2026, watches it in IMax and goes back and get a B+

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Getting ready for Amsterdam Pride this weekend 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

When I lay in bed, I often think if I'll wake up in the morning. Sometimes it scares me, most times it feels like a potential relief

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

No no, we are the Fat Earth Society. We're pretty much the opposite of Flat Earthers

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

ONLINE: "Reject all cookies" OFFLINE: "Accept all cookies"

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agrajag8.bsky.social @agrajag8.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I mean, at my age, anytime I have sex I'm likely a motherfucker

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