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Juanda

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30. Diseñador web. Me gusta ver pelis.

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Noel Ceballos @noelceballos.bsky.social · 2h
Este tuit resume los tres últimos años de la historia humana. No hace falta añadir nada más, aquí está todo.
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Enrique @extranosparaiso.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
Con la miseria moral que se gastan Almeida y compañía, me dices que eso lo han colgado unos del PP y me lo creo.
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 02/10/2026
Encontraron su cuerpo con congelaciones de segundo y tercer grado. Artículo completo en la web: f.mtr.cool/w6x8c38wvw
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Yugo Limbo @yugsly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The way this damn cat yells cracks me up so bad
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Enrique @extranosparaiso.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
7 de septiembre de 2026, bienvenidos a nuestra mejor era 🫠
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Ervo @ervo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Diego Nicolás Argüello @diegoarguello.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the image of shinji from evangelion sitting on the chair but it's inside the criterion closet
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Baron Giallo @theworkingdead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That Doctor Who episode where they bring Van Gogh to the future so see how deeply his works have moved people, and then they show him whatever the fuck this is to make sure he still kills himself.
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026
cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
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ro @fireish4llfire.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Quiero macdonals" "Calavera de Santo Tomás de Aquino hemos pasado hace 10 minutos por delante de uno." "Hace 10 minutos no tenia hambre."
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Season 3 Episode 9 - Frame 857 out of 2658
Season 3 Episode 9 - Frame 857 out of 2658
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 14/01/2026
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Xuls #MazónAPresó @takoxuls.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Juanda @ag-shaggy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Obligándome a salir a la calle porque los miembros de My chemical romance podrían estar en cualquier rincón de Madrid ahora mismo
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David García-Asenjo @dgllana.eurosky.social · 11/07/2026
Hay que ver.
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
From the 60s Iron Man cartoon
Scene from the 60s Iron Man cartoon with Iron man reclining awkwardly in a corner while plugged into an electrical outlet via a cord from his arc reactor on his chest.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants"
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Andrés Diplotti @diplotti.com · 04/07/2026
They should both be paying WAY more than 26 million in taxes. Stop trying to convince us there's such a thing as good rich and bad rich.
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El Hombre Malo @elhombremalo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Esto resume la ideología de derechas de hoy; no hay ideología. Solo hay reaccion. Si el enemigo dice A ellos dicen B y que A es una ofensa a Dios. Si el enemigo dice lo mismo que decíamos hace diez minutos negamos haberlo dicho. Reaccion sin reflexión
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Genko (Miguel) @genko.es · 02/07/2026
Feijoo prometió (importante recalcar que prometió) en 2023 en campaña 22 millones de afiliados para el fin de la legislatura.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.
The Onion headline: Ska Band Outnumbers
Audience
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Kamapon🌸🔜Madrid Otaku @kamapon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Wo, entonces si ahorro en todo eso y me ahorro 1000 euros al año...en cosa de 300 años podré comprarme un piso. Yupi.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
luann's 10th anniversary 9-11 strip remains undefeated, though
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Mauro Entrialgo @tyrexito.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Lo peor es que tiene razón. En el escenario malista actual, el Watergate se vendería como un ejemplo de tener huevos para parar al comunismo y le daría más votos a Nixon.
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🌈Dani Sparks🇵🇸 @srsparks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
También sirve para los AIBros que nos vendían que nada sirve si no es su mierda de maquinita.
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Jardo the fish @jardofish.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A phlebotomist says to a patient "we're going to draw some blood." A photograph of a hand with a pen comes from outside the panels and colours in the blood bag with red. The phlebotomist says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient, dumbfounded, asks "wa that... was that God?"
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Juanda @ag-shaggy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
ayy me encantó su aparición en la última temporada de The Comeback
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Juanda @ag-shaggy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Taylor Swift a punto de sacarse otra edición especial de su último disco del culo para contrarrestar jsjsjjs
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Jonathan Kennedy @getradified.net · 22/06/2026
Shout out to A24 for building its reputation off of incredibly talented filmmakers, having a great marketing team to convince people that it was A24 that was making the films they were distributing and then absolutely selling those filmmakers out to get in on the worst thing possible for filmmakers.
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Marca Scroll @marcascroll.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 20/06/2026
what the fuck are we even doing here man?
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Giardia feliz @arua84.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Dios mío la altura de las sillas, jajajaja me muero
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Juanda @ag-shaggy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Muy satisfecho con la experiencia backrooms
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 18/06/2026
28H

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"Wow, I'm so glad my camouflage allows me to blend into this wall!" I said to myself.

Little did I know, the man who fucks walls was rapidly approaching.

Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mikel López Iturriaga @mikeliturriaga.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Pues un aplauso para el comunismo, no? www.eldiario.es/murcia/polit...
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tweet from @cowboy_postbop

being recommended to stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot

Scene from Office Space: "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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El Mantecas @kikegdelariva.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Happy Children'S Day Mighty Raju
ALT: Happy Children'S Day Mighty Raju
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Juanda @ag-shaggy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Para lo que queda de año solo tengo un deseo y es no escuchar ni una sola canción más de rusowsky
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Salvador Lucas @24lv4.eurosky.social · 16/06/2026
Lo mejor del Mundial va a ser esto: Con cada frase te puedes hacer una camiseta
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Essem @essem.space · 16/06/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
when you've been relying on the social contract to keep you safe from society as you gleefully violate the social contract to attack society but then suddenly society informs you that you're somehow in breach of contract
Homer trying to fight the bees that have found his pile of sugar saying OW! OWW! THEY'RE DEFENDING THEMSELVES SOMEHOW
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
when I got laid off from Vice, I later found out that members of the c-suite had awarded themselves bonuses that were higher than my annual salary. I hope that answers your question.
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