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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Inshallah
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The death penalty’s existence is barbaric and the silence from the Catholic Church every time Catholics on the Court fast-track an execution speaks volumes.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The live streamed state sponsored murder is actually not worse than every other state sponsored murder, and the more people see what the state is doing in their name, the less likely the state is to do vile monstrous things.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jack Reacher Turns Around
Alt: Jack Reacher (so named because the tall author kept getting asked to reach for things in the grocery store) Turns Around
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lee Pace Lennon biopic when?
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Among much, much else: in the normal course of events this would be handled by the U.S. Attorney’s Office for DC, maybe in conjunction with the Criminal Division. But it looks like Harmeet Dhillon, thirsty for a promotion to Blanche’s old job, said “Put me in, Coach!”
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Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think Ben Collins needs to address the fact he has an actively pro-October 7 Nazi-level racist working for him and whether he’s going to tolerate this on top of everything else.
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The 51st @51st.news · 08/10/2026
“We don’t need to study the study” - Janeese Lewis George, incoming mayor on her approach to transit projects. 51st.news/lewis-george...
51st.news
Janeese Lewis George pledges a new approach to transit
The presumptive mayor is pledging a new approach. But can she push past critics?
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ignoring for the moment that this is batshit for any office to pursue, WHY IS IT COMING FROM CIVIL RIGHTS DIVISION?!
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is exactly the logic used to justify genocide in Gaza but with the proper nouns swapped.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Hey you. You’re finally awake…”
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Michael Paarlberg @mpaarlberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The US is a signatory to the Convention Against Torture. It was signed by Reagan and ratified and enacted into the Foreign Affairs Reform and Restructuring Act, which prohibits refoulement, meaning this is illegal under US law.
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U.S. sends torture survivor back to Nicaragua, where he is immediately jailed again
Jeffrey Jarquín, a former Nicaraguan political prisoner who said he was tortured for opposing President Daniel Ortega, was jailed at Managua’s Modelo prison immediately after the U.S. deported him, ad...
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is presented as a heartwarming story but in any other country that pelican would have socialized healthcare. smdh
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 01/10/2026
This guy literally packed the courts because Utahns passed an anti-gerrymandering referendum and the state Supreme Court justices, many of whom he appointed, repeatedly sided with the people over him and his fellow Republicans. Spare me the white man tears www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
nbcnews.com
Utah governor signs bill adding justices to state Supreme Court as redistricting appeal looms
Once the new seats are filled, Gov. Spencer Cox will have appointed five of the seven justices.
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Sam Bagenstos @sbagen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really important coverage of Trump's move backwards on disability rights. www.npr.org/2026/10/01/n...
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Trump administration reverses stance on integration of people with disabilities
Disability rights advocates are angered by the latest reversal but are rallying behind proposed legislation and working with states to strengthen protections for community integration.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“And Luis Cabrera, a pastor who once mobilized his congregation in Harlingen, Texas, to vote for Republican candidates, is now trying to keep Hispanic evangelicals from giving up on voting altogether.” So this church was reported to the IRS, right?
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026
Wrote about the decline and fall of SCOTUSblog, which used to be the single best resource for Supreme Court stuff, and (thanks to some intervening crimes committed by its co-founder) is now a weird platform for conservative pundits to talk about what a good job the conservative justices are doing
slate.com
It Was the Essential Home of Supreme Court News. Now It’s a Joke. What Happened?
How high-stakes poker brought down a pillar of Supreme Court coverage.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An unbelievable indictment of DC that White was reelected and hasn’t been convicted after accepting funds and saying as he took the money: “What you need me to do?” The council should expel him again as many times as it takes.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most frightening building in America www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
theatlantic.com
The Kennedy Center Is the Most Terrifying Building in America
This place is much too dangerous.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
This is why we shouldn’t feed anyone’s work to the plagiarism machine. Not ours, not our students, not our colleagues. Think about this the next time you try to use Turnitin for students or ChatGPT to do your reviewing.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Sit in an actual room where criminal cases are adjudicated for a day and then consider the sterling standard being applied to judges.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eighteen and one.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At 42 is a women-led comedy about women not getting the credit they are due. It has no bad episodes and won 14 Emmy’s, 5 Golden Globes, and 6 Critics Choice awards. At 41 is Louie, by the guy who kept taking his penis out in front of people. 😐
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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
iOS lock screen widgets out here saving lives
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Bureau of Engraving and Printing lost a 504 case that required accessible bills. It was affirmed in 2008. They did fuck all until 2013. Still haven’t fully complied. So yeah, this sucks shit, but it is the norm for cases against the government.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is not happening. The $50,000 bonus was a 5-year 10k deal. OP cites no source. Stop uncritically reposting garbage.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kaptur’s seat in the house is so unlikely to be meaningful in the upcoming Congress that she absolutely should be thrown out of the party without a moment’s hesitation.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember this one? “Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom.” The most efficient travellers are us on bikes. Proven science via Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social #CityMakingMath
scientificamerican.com
The Most Efficient Traveler Isn’t a Bird or a Fish—It’s You on a Bike
A famous graphic, now updated, compares locomotion in the animal kingdom
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The "price to pay" cannot be "we'll make you lose against Ken Paxton" unless you're willing to sacrifice all the trans people who will be hurt by having Paxton's policies rather than Talarico's (not to mention all the other people who will be hurt)
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters scene from That Thing You Do, four young men in matching sailor costumes playing instruments on a wooden stage under the sign “Shrimp Shack”
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Showing this to my partner explaining why buying two more bicycles is actually the frugal choice.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Among the many reasons the “debate” about athletics is so stupid: we had systems in place that worked without competition or injury issues. It is an incredible failure of the news media to regurgitate R’s talking points. Trans kids are suffering for the media’s failure every day.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think political parties are more likely to support you and your interests if you vote for them than if you don’t vote for them, because voting consistently makes you a valuable demographic in primaries, primaries determine who gets elected, and the people who get elected write the platform.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think if you care about the welfare of trans people in America you should desperately want to see Democrats in control of the US House and especially the US Senate. I think the profound benefit to trans people should outweigh the frustration of voting for a Democrat you opposed in the primary.
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Students struggle to fill Kirk’s hole” was right there but the bloke writing headlines is a COWARD.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How many states require 2 party consent for recording? Is Apple going to turn this feature off with location services?
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/09/2026
Grouchomancer @samthielman.com
Joined Apr '23
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Every news story is now "State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under
12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were 'blindsided.""
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Really ruins my movie-going experience when the bump of running over a preschooler makes me misread a subtitle.
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Affidavit Bowie @affidavitbowie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Robotaxi Handler: If there’s some anti-Waymo movement, the best thing to do is to get everybody to poop in one at the same time. That would be the best. BA Current: Thank you.”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The natural response to this should be DC statehood.
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I personally know a half dozen women officers whose political views before were somewhere between centrist and generic lib who now make evelyn normielib look like a quaker when it comes to pete specifically
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