Reposted by Mandymitch (he/him) @drmitchpdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Drazan, i know you’re reading this, so i want you to know you’re a disgrace and should drop out of the race immediately. you have no honor and every Portlander thinks you’re a hateful MAGA transphobe who should slink away from public life forever. 819935
Reposted by MandyOnion Inc Union @onionunion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Onion Union has four months until our contract expires. Here are some tips to unionize your workplace. 030151
Reposted by MandyPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison. 7779071408
Reposted by MandyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason. 13681101290
Reposted by MandyBJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What’s your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. 08717
Reposted by MandyMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026being afraid of the DSA is loser shit, sorry. “these progressive ideas are scary!” grow up. 1386489926
Reposted by MandyCassandra ⭐⭐⭐ @liberalclass.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Tell those 24 mayors to pay for it. 115230
Reposted by Mandyemily @soupmuse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026my theory is that the people who have BS-ed their way through life are the people most impressed by AI tools. and let me tell you, those of us with substantive knowledge and critical reasoning still see right through you. 511834
Reposted by Mandyanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious 247183834027
Reposted by MandyNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 06/07/2026Just know that if you’re still smoking cigarettes, you’re spiritually smoking for all of us who are no longer able to 211812
Reposted by MandyThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/06/2026“Grimace will never ask you for your credit card number, social security card, or blood type, so please do not follow any dubious links no matter what the sender does to convince you he is the giant personified taste bud representing our company,” read an all-staff email theonion.comMcDonald’s Warns Corporate Employees To Beware Emails From Sender Purporting To Be GrimaceCHICAGO—Telling staff never to click on any suspicious communications with blurred purple images, McDonald’s officials reportedly warned corporate employees Friday to beware any emails from senders pu... 251214122
Reposted by MandyCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/11/2025truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind 2254691668
Reposted by MandyThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026“We observed that, as opposed to their predecessors, young adults today seldom venture out to their local mead hall and socialize with tavern wenches,” said lead researcher Michael Kempe, noting that the study’s conclusions also align with a recent downswing in attendance at jousting matches. theonion.comStudy Finds Gen Z Drinking Fewer Flagons Of Mead Than Medieval GenerationsST. LOUIS—Revealing a drastic decline in regular honey-wine consumption among youths, a new study published by researchers at Saint Louis University found that Generation Z drinks far fewer flagons of... 321731225
Reposted by Mandye.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/05/2025catholics: oh hey u guys are back early me: pope's woke catholics: what? me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke 193425412
Reposted by MandyEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/04/2026Working on next week’s free newsletter: I will never respect a website. 742270
Reposted by MandyDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026It's not too late for any single American soldier to lay down their arms and refuse to commit mass murder in a tyrant's name. 534881
Reposted by MandyAubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 02/04/2026In other news, I couldn't remember Anita Bryant's name so I googled "orange juice homophobe" and you know what 1054543
Reposted by Mandycyborgriffin.bsky.social @cyborgriffin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026@marisakabas.bsky.social 594460
Reposted by MandyStarbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 24/03/2026Collective action matters. When we fight, we win. ✊ 5463155
Reposted by MandyAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/03/2026I spent the last week writing up this essay on what it means to be trans in this moment. What it means to live under authoritarianism as the scapegoated minority of the moment and how it feels inescapable as an infinite loop. www.thedissident.news/exit-conditi...thedissident.newsExit ConditionOn Alderson Loops, Billionaire Cruelty, and Living Inside the Trap “Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will.” — Antonio Gramsci, Prison Notebooks[1] I. The Loop In computer science, there ... 301123395
Reposted by MandyKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever. 349294903978
Reposted by MandyRazzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 24/02/2026“I never see you at the gym.” Oh? I never see you upon the loom. 249572
Reposted by MandyJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026writing an intro is a duel between two urges. one tells me I have a very narrow window of opportunity to hook a reader and so I should be compact, punchy, and informative. the other urge I lovingly call "my bullshit" 424117
Reposted by Mandyjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine 53101162292
Reposted by MandyCWA Local 7901 @cwa7901.bsky.social · 20/02/2026We… would prefer that our members’ bosses not be armed at the office… 03911
Reposted by MandyThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2 385188627
Reposted by MandyFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 13/02/2026One thing to bear in mind as critical context is that these are the biggest fucking cowards who ever lived. He "survived" being spoken to sternly by a woman. 6945158
Reposted by MandyKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud 7159871590
Reposted by Mandylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/02/2026i don't think christians should be allowed to vibe advertise in commercial breaks like they're selling coca cola. no more shots of the night sky and vague cursive text about finding purpose. show your weird-ass mega pastor asking for money and telling people cholera is caused by loose morals 231860239
Reposted by MandyJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months 151269173
Reposted by MandyAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/02/2026We want ICE abolished and their agents hauled before Nuremberg style tribunals. Anything less is a policy failure. 351758366
Reposted by MandySarahyperbole @necessarah.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Never been more proud to be a union member and my union pride baseline is high. All I wanted was a union job! 0192
Reposted by MandyCWA Local 7901 @cwa7901.bsky.social · 01/02/2026We got gassed but we are not backing down. ABOLISH AND PROSECUTE ICE. 14513
Reposted by MandyKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message. 804254375585
Reposted by Mandyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there 610418325989
Reposted by MandyBJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026My therapist & I were talking about the state of the world, and she asked me to name the time in my life when I felt the most powerful. With no hesitation, I said, "When I was 16. I hadn't been beaten down by adult responsibilities yet, and I was too indignant to let anyone tell me what to do." 1/ 515920
Reposted by MandyAubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Even if Bovino gets fired, ICE has to go. Even if Noem is out, ICE has to go. Even when Trump leaves office, ICE has to go. As protests grow and ICE's popularity drops, we may see concessions and leadership changes, like Bovino's departure. ICE still has to go. www.cnn.com/us/live-news...cnn.comLive updates: Top Border Patrol official Bovino expected to leave Minneapolis as Trump sends Homan to the state | CNNTom Homan is headed to Minnesota after the fatal shooting of ICU nurse Alex Pretti in an encounter Saturday with federal agents deepened outrage over the Trump administration’s surge, part of its nati... 332476741
Reposted by MandyAubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 24/01/2026If the US can abolish USAID, we can sure as shit abolish ICE. 3856191
Reposted by MandyTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Transgender For Everyone is something i wanna reinstate 113015
Reposted by MandyShane Anderson 🏳️🌈 @shaneanderson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it! 8589664143
Reposted by MandyTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around. 6192472725
Reposted by Mandyregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 13/11/2025the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent 473068870
Reposted by MandyKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I always come back to how insulting the idea is that I need a plagiarism chatbot to help me “organize my thoughts” and “come up with ideas,” something I am perfectly capable of doing myself and never asked for any help with 1859685
Reposted by MandyBong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk 221710368
Reposted by MandyThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i… 171248107