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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Jesus, take the orb

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Evergreen

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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 23h

I’m sorry but if you think it’s just a matter of annoying ‘discourse’ that slurs are being normalized and that they don’t indicate something deeper, I’m going to infer that you value your ‘freedom’ to use said slurs over anything else. In which case, please block me and leave me the fuck alone.

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Most of the things that I do, I do because of my affection for deer and grouse. As it were For the love of the game

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

What is a formal-wear accessory for confirming to Mr. Yankovic that he should cover "Whip It"?

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Who Framed Roger Rabbit for Tax Purposes?

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I think that people who explicitly sign up to DO politics as a JOB should be told at every turn by the people who they represent when they suck at their job.

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

pastor: that sounds really smart, please take care of yourself poster: but imagine the engagement, if you start going into cardiac arrest, you could be all "10 subs for me to call an ambulance, please, I am literally dying here"

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

(Bible scholar says: there is evidence to suggest that "meditating" is a euphemism for "taking a 💩")

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Start calling it a fighting fish draught?

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Most of the things that I do, I do because of my affection for deer and grouse. As it were For the love of the game

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Femininomicon ex Mortis 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 @ofvick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You raise a valid concern. It's worth noting: 1. 𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗦, riding upon a strong Black Wolf. I'm not just the 63rd Spirit—I'm a Grand Marquis of Hell, and I command 30 legions of demons. 2. 𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂. It makes perfect sense—and underscores the importance of caution in magick.

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm particularly proud of this one

ADHD PREACHER POSTS

And then Jesus spake to the crowd, saying

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All right homosexuals and homosexual adjacents.

What do we want to see.

I have to go down into the tomb tonight to finish shipping but I have some free time and i'm bored.

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I found it www.facebook.com/share/v/1HPm...

facebook.com

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

There's a video somewhere where someone asked Ms. Rachel why the headband, and she takes it off, and her hair is a rat's nest and she pets the headband back on and says "I just think it's cute" and I think that's pretty okay

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have six different kinds of meat scraps, and a dozen varieties of seeds and nuts for making sanctified oils.

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Not the good, prosocial, pro-vaxx version, either. They seem 100% sincere

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Horrifyingly, a few different people seem to have already had this idea

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm sincerely tempted to go register Homeopuncture dot org and get this train rolling

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

And don't call me Shirley Emily

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"isn't this just a vaccine?" "nah, fam, cuz we do it on a REALLY specific spot, it's DIFFRENT"

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If any health departments or drug companies would like me to take on the marketing campaign for Homeopuncture, I can make myself available

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Bro has been (badly) trying to hide from the mob. I'd stay off the communicator as well, except to book some shady passengers

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Blessing: that's an incredibly effective way of ensuring that weirdos can't access your Wi-Fi from outside your house! Curse: that's an incredibly effective way of ensuring that YOU can't access your Wi-Fi from outside your house

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I know what it is to be in [ennui], and I know what it is to have [stimulation]. I have learned the secret of being content in any and every situation, whether [entertained] or [bored], whether living in [online] or in [unplugged].

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Combining the principles of homeopathy and acupuncture, a needle with a vanishingly small amount of living culture is applied to a specific point on the body.

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Homeopuncture™️ is the newest innovation in wellness; micro-dosing virus and bacteria in order to ease inflammation and promote healthy lifestyles

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm imagining, suddenly, a pro-acupuncture, pro-homeopathy anti-vaxxer, and going "you're SO CLOSE"

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I feel like there's an alignment chart in here somewhere for PT > personal trainer > chiropractor Massage > acupuncture > reiki Nutritionist > supplements > homeopathy

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Thraex ⚔️🏛🏺 @thraexbarbatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Instead of an angel and devil on my shoulders, I've got a chaos linguist who says things like "The past tense of 'slow down' should be 'slown down'!"

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I had a client yesterday with two clocks, one which chimed Westminster, and one which chimed the Schubert Ave Maria. What a lovely ecumenical train wreck that felt like

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

VERY slightly Ned Stark. But, like, not the _good_ guy. Just the somewhat less bad guy.

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