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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP

@abrahamjacobi.bsky.social
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pediatrician • hospitalist • bad at chess

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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like you can’t honestly tell me that something like Don Quixote is on par with your average romantasy book or even most literary fiction today. It’s just not true that there are no “lesser” books, I’m sorry.
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Her opinion re: AI-generated fiction aside (which I disagree with), some books are definitely lesser lol
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Defector @defector.com · 10/09/2026
The state of the U.S. Open is the state of us: defector.com/the-state-of...
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The State Of The U.S. Open Is The State Of Us | Defector
It’s being shouted from all corners: The U.S. Open has become an overcrowded, overpriced circus awash in influencers, aspirational influencers, corporate stooges, drunken buffoons, brand activations,…
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The Baffler @thebaffler.com · 02/09/2026
Cash advance apps don’t just suck their users dry with high interest rates. They also siphon money away from their users—and have made it maddeningly difficult to quit. thebaffler.com/salvos/paid-...
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Paid Phones | Daniel Kolitz
More and more Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. Albert, Cleo, Brigit, and Dave are here to help—but terms and conditions apply.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I see the former gifted children are coming to the defense of data centers. Like very annoying moths to a poop scented flame
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
guys we don’t have to ban the Death Machine companies we can just tax them
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the most powerful person in the world is not the president of the united states. the most powerful person in the world is the guy who shows trump an ai video of a zoo with people in cages and animals as guards who tells him “this is real. this is happening in the blue states.”
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Putting in the paper of record that the wallet inspector isn’t returning my calls.
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why do you hate science
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SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
modern medicine is about being gay with your dad
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You can just say words on here. Modern medicine is heuristic management. See I said something that sounds right but means nothing. Chipotle exists because of modern probability theory and practice.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Modern medicine does not work, because these bodies doing medicine upon each other are nonsensical globs of infinitely recycling matter. Grotesque emergent machines that trick themselves into an existence of essential suffering. Suffering, because it is so false and perverse. Animated by nothing
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mfs got moby dick and crime and punishment like the performative bookshelf of a male cia false flag asset
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“The reason modern medicine works is because it uses math in useful and relevant ways.” Well, sure I guess
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the delicate chungus
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Give it to me straight, Doc: what’s my base excess?
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
French scientist: Dr. Alibert, what shall we call this lethal skin condition that's definitely not a fungal infection. Alibert: mushroom-like fungus French scientist: won't that cause centuries of confusion? Alibert: I am going to inject you with breast cancer now
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
sounds normal idk
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
AI is coming for the FBI's job of talking mentally handicapped teenagers into acts of terrorism
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just got off the phone with Senator Mitch McConnell. We talked about so many topics. He’s sharp as hell and ready to get to work. We covered OuouUoghhhhh, oooUGAHhhhhouu, and *Vtach alert bell*
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Look if you think it’s fine for Trump to corruptly get a red card revoked (or “suspended”) bc FIFA is already corrupt, maybe you understand the MAGA mindset better than you think. “All politicians are corrupt so it’s ok for Trump to be corrupt” is a very common maga rationalization
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lol. Lmao
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Minions & Monsters got dark quick.
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Please Bosnia and Herzegovina put down the evil menace that is the USMNT, we’re all counting on you 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 01/07/2026
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy six year anniversary to all who celebrate
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I know you have already been eliminated but thank you Türkiye 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
😂😂🤣🤣
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
that’s great Marc
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This one goes out to the snakelike alien parasites wearing our bodies as a mask
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My doctor says I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to.
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yeah just write a tampermonkey script man
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Have fun working at the hospital without the dumb admin stuff my guy
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
this guy and Papa Heme should start a podcast
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 05/06/2026
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
landlord who criticizes her tenants from the left as being “kind of libs” (this is a real person)
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
When the landlord is in the polycule >>>>>>>
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Wow had no idea they hired Bret Stephens
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Cool senior medical student prank is to label three renal tubular acidoses type 1, 2, and 4 and let them loose on campus. After security catches them all they’ll spend weeks looking for type 3 🤣😆😂🤣😆
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
What if I’m really really buff though and I want everyone to see it
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The next dem president should rename it the Grayden Carter gay obama ballroom.
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SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Imagine having 5 pressor shock intubated and your intensivist is doing cool math problems on X
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I was half kidding but $97 per month is crazy man
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
episode 095
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