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Fiat monkey

@abitnervis.bsky.social
158 followers 368 following 375 posts

Fuck fascists, fuck capitalists, fuck centrists, fuck LLMs, fuck MLM, fuck crypto, fuck prediction markets, fuck data centers, fuck Flock. By no means an exhaustive list of fucks. Full of complaints of varying wittiness. He/him.

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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 5h
No unsolicited handpics
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 5h
Weejee boards and baloney give me nostalgee
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mcc @dryad.technology · 23h
Look. The argument is very simple, I'll explain. 1. Consciousness is mysterious; neuroscientists don't quite understand how it works 2. LLMs are mysterious; LLM vendors don't quite understand how they work 3. Therefore, LLMs are consciousness. In logic we call this an "extremely correct syllogism"
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 5h
Yeah but most of the ones left are locked up in shitty rocks in Alberta
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Jennifer Liao @averagejenn.bsky.social · 21h
All you Libby users borrowing digital books and audiobooks through your library cards, you can set your preferences to human authors and artists ONLY. Click the middle button at the bottom, then "Content Controls" under Settings. You'll find "AI Contributions" there. Click in to it to make changes.
Libby menu interface showing Content Controls: AI Contributions with the Hunan authors only and Human narrators only options selected.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 18h
In fact, this network may be primarily responsible for the "There is a difference between 'lawyer' and 'attorney' misinformation that's going around, via LLM infopollution.
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 21h
*Slaps roof of press sec* You can fit so many scandals in this bad boy
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 21h
He picks them pre-embattled
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Sean Hollister @seanhollister.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I, uh... you're going to want to turn sound on for this one. Today I'm toying with a cute robot that's going straight in the trash!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Reminder that Robin Hanson's whole deal is what he called Futarchy, literally government by sports gambling and prediction markets. This ended up influencing Curtis Yarvin, who ended up influencing all the worst fucking Nazi assholes to wholly embrace the legal sports betting clusterfuck.
en.wikipedia.org
Futarchy - Wikipedia
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a birb @rhiolit.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
worth also noting that both the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti happened in her district, and on top of the obviously racist targeting of her personally this is also an attempt to deny the people of Minneapolis their democratically elected representative
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
llms only “exist” to give one reply at a turn you: x llm: y then the whole process starts over. there is no continuity. each reply is 100% fresh. the context of your previous “conversation” is included, hidden from you, in every request you make. continuity is an illusion
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public.
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Very Emo Phillips!
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Ian Talbot @ianmtalbot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Wow…..”
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Decoy Flight Attendant @jw1958.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Operation turn the capital into a shithole trailer park“ continues apace.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Full Federal Fascism... as I said on here a couple of days ago, whatever lines people have been waiting for to be crossed, there are no lines.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hakeem jeffries should be in front of a microphone blasting the regime for unleashing its security forces on a member of congress under his leadership.
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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
don draper: what is home? is it a ranch house in the suburbs? is it a hydrothermal vent deep beneath the icy waters of Enceladus? what if it's both? what if home is anywhere you light up a Lucky Strike and spend time with your brood? enceladus hydrothermal crabs: [engaged clicking sounds]
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine if Democrats were campaigning on "No immigrants in sports" or "No healthcare for Black children" or "I don't support biological Jews". You know it would be outright evil. Why does your calculus change when those same arguments are made about trans people?
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Big Short Sick Chill Sleepy Lebowski
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Indiana Jones' Diary: Mad About the Boy
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Kids 3D
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On Her Majesty's Secret Garden of Good and Evil
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
20,000 Leagues of Their Own
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How to Train Your Red Dragon
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cloud Atlas with a Chance of Meatballs
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kiss Kiss Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford vs. Ferrari
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
80 billion in debt to finance this monstrosity. God it’s so funny. And in the hands of a completely untested failson. Delightful
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Pat Walsh @ptrq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shoutout to this woman who had her Chippendale slant-front desk appraised by Leigh Keno on Antiques Roadshow in 1996 while wearing a "I Tried Catnip Once, But I Didn't Inhale" shirt. Perfect political satire for cat ladies in 1996.
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 07/10/2026
You gotta put estranged parents brain in some central part of your analysis of the fascist turn if it isn't there already
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another café doing an AI flyer that looks like all of the others. People saying they won't eat there, others saying why blame small businesses for using AI? Yes, of course, the environmental cost, but mainly, it looks shit. How much for the ball bearings on an armadillo, topped with matchsticks?
A scaly jacket potato with perfectly spherical baked beans and unnaturally straight grated cheese.
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If there's a GBBO to TM pipeline, I'd *much* rather see Allison Hammond follow it
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes! Richard Ayoade is usually great but he suuucks on TM and seems to genuinely hate being there
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 04/10/2026
starting a halloween restaurant heres the menu: beef hellington eggs benecrypt cordon boo killet mignon chicken harmesan cauliflower bites (V, GF)
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jfc goddamit I make this joke all the time but IT'S ALWAYS CORRECT the Atlantic / NYT et al review a salt of the Urf voter within 10 minutes people on the internet find clear evidence it's a publicly known Trumpist / local head of Republicans To Fund More Death & Suffering etc
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ACAB but it's assigned corn at birth
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 02/10/2026
This is a better epilogue to my January story about the private equity firm profiting off of ICE's cruelest flights than I could have ever possibly hoped for. CHICAGO: You went to the mat and protected (at a minimum!) thousands of immigrants from torture. Take a bow. prospect.org/2026/10/02/i...
prospect.org
The City That Brought Down an ICE Airline - The American Prospect
In Chicago, progressive alderpeople held up a contract until a private equity firm was forced to dispatch Omni Air International, protecting thousands of immigrants from deportation.
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm leftovers-maxxing. Mogging the pantry.
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Brett Favaro @brettfavaro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I always thought cyberattacks were illegal but I guess not
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But successful torturers
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some good news for a change: Overcoming a massive and aggressive tech lobby and a squeamish, Silicon Valley-friendly governor, the labor movement has managed to pass a raft of first-of-their-kind AI laws aimed at protecting workers in California.
bloodinthemachine.com
California just passed the strongest AI labor laws in the US
Finally, some good news
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Navy at least
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Fiat monkey @abitnervis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks Google, but I don't have a petacup scoop
Google interpreting ml as cubic miles instead of milliliters in a unit conversion query
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 01/10/2026
So the plan is to spend millions (billions?) to put satellites into low earth orbit that contain server hardware that can only run for 15 minute bursts and can never be recovered, recycled, or repurposed? Forgiving these dipshits would be a massive moral failing.
Once commissioned, the satellite will fire up its TPU in 15-minute bursts to avoid straining the satellite’s power and thermal management systems. This satellite is based on a standard platform built by Planet Labs, but the two companies are working on a demo expected to take flight next year that will see two satellites more purpose-built for advanced compute. Those future versions will attempt to collaborate via a laser communications link.The good news, at least, in Google’s updated research, is that it seems likely that its chips will survive the radiation of space. The company had to redo tests blasting the chips in a particle accelerator after they realized the configuration of the chips provided more shielding than they would actually experience. This produced slightly more errors in the chip’s logic circuitry, but the company is still confident its chips can handle large inference workloads in orbit for the five-year lifespan of a satellite.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026
if the tech broligarchs don't kill us all their super fans sure will
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