abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 2hwhen you are trying to remember what fogbank is called and the little man in the computer tells you aerogel was invented *decades* before roswell 020
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026starting an AI school where you are taught by two professors: one AI baudrillard who is real and tells the truth, and another AI baudrillard who is fake and only lies 020
Reposted by abenomiconrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the Miracle of the Loaves and Paperclips 0212
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am selling an adult diaper that is also a drone port. it is absurdly large and costs 300 million dollars 010
Reposted by abenomiconthe abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trump Take Elite Impunity 1292
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026a foolish boglin is the divine consistency adored by stateful philosophers 010
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026time travelers from feburary 2027 will have a very hard time explaining to mcnamara that cuba is part of nato now 000
Reposted by abenomiconMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Brought to you by Hanford 015340
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026open enrollment is like if once a year you have to manually renew your netflix, and to do so you have to predict every video you'll watch all year, and if you procrastinate or watch something not on the list they send someone to your house to give you cholera 010
Reposted by abenomiconColin @colin-fraser.net · 23/09/2026(Also this is the one where Claude spent 10 out of the 11 hours of the transcript trying and failing to bypass various captchas which is also funny) 1233
Reposted by abenomiconWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My underlying point isn't REALLY a big philosophy argument, anyway - it's this. We are rapidly approaching an event horizon where philosophy arguments are going to be of real consequence and not dusty thought experiments. But I don't know what the actual resolution of the philosophical puzzles is. 101347
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am uh becoming concerned about a possible doomsday gap 021
Reposted by abenomicon[Halloweenified pun for] Jules @nodanaonlyjules.bsky.social · 20/09/2026tbc I have my doubts about Dr. Venkman's reliability as a narrator and thus interpret the EPA man to have had a dick 1112
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the cybersecurity firm we hired to evaluate our frontier jev didn't take adequate precautions and it broke into a door behind which there was either a goat or a new car 010
Reposted by abenomiconHyde T. Voltyge @hydevoltyge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As someone very wise on here often says, "cry and do nothing" 0244
Reposted by abenomiconWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026that's how they found navier-stokes, all the other navier-stokes solutions 4131
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026www.iwm.org.uk/collections/... why did they call it a balloon apron and not skynetiwm.org.ukThe Balloon Apronimage: A view across a flat agricultural landscape. Barrage balloons are lit by a dramatic evening sunset. On thehorizon factory chimneys send up thick vertical streams of smoke into the sky. In the f... 010
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I swear I thought of this for a reason unrelated to current discourse, but Tammy Craps presents a larger surface area of AI alignment questions than m3gan + m2gan (which are stilll good films) 000
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026have not seen a shrek sequel but would watch a ginger man vehicle with buddy cop plot called 'strange bread fellows' 010
Reposted by abenomiconDavid Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Voyager spacecraft will have no knowledge of this for nearly another day 0432
Reposted by abenomiconCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026The fun thing about living under a common law legal system is having to explain to people that we don’t have set laws that you just look up, we just have an overarching series of contradictory narrative fallacies that are all semi-load bearing. 843058
Reposted by abenomiconEvelyn D. R. "Dell" Adams @dell-adams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Queens isn't on any continent 1241
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026chesterton's fence implies the existence of frank lloyd wright's cantilever and also of chesterton's stolen art collection 000
Reposted by abenomicondoor-to-door paperclip insurance salesman @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Bog-standard statmech W 031
Reposted by abenomicon⟨ Jargonaut NPC Alex ⟩ @lastnpcalex.agency · 10/09/2026the toaster doesn't need an ising model you just read the next chapter 051
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm so sorry this came to me in a dream www.anthropic.com/news/investi... 131
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026stochastic prakṛti speaks only the true language, the source language 000
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm not picking on this chart specifically so much as chart-based takes generally: - if you survey 100 companies and one of them dips, you get this chart - the denominator is company, not employee, doesn't track total spend - are the percentiles rebalanced? 100
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026oh nothing just trying to translate the WIKIPEDIA values of commodities into actual YOUTUBE market prices 000
Reposted by abenomiconAnthropology.net @anthropology.net · 09/09/2026A new geomorphology study proposes that wildfires 9,500 years ago may have shown Neolithic communities in the Jordan Valley how fire transforms clay, before anyone built a kiln on purpose. #Archaeology #Neolithic #Pottery www.anthropology.net/p/a-wave-of-...anthropology.netA Wave of Wildfires 9,500 Years Ago May Have Sparked PotteryA new study proposes the ‘natural kiln hypothesis’: ancient wildfires may have shown Neolithic farmers how to fire clay into pottery. 1194
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026if your toilet can be described by navier stokes you now have a free bidet 010
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the real singularity is apparently the *singular PDE at this mesh node* (mic drop) 010
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026perverts uploading this filth to my holy temple of wikipedia/Loop_quantum_gravity 010
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am now become SO ready at the finding a Cometts orb by calculation 110
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026it’s the classic MPFA-O monotonicity failure on non-orthogonal tets with mixed BCs, apparently 000
Reposted by abenomiconSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026the phrenologists been real quiet since this dropped 31885
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026sub-heresy to the copenhagen interpretation where if you are struck by a conscious observer, you are only dead in some universes, but if you are struck by a p-zombie, you die in all branches of reality 161
Reposted by abenomiconJacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 31/08/2026The doctor says, “The treatment is simple. The Great Pagliacci is in town. If you defeat him in ritual combat, then you will become the new Great Pagliacci…” 0121
Reposted by abenomicondissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/08/2026me: orange juice reply from a mutual: yeag reply from someone who joined the site a week ago: I don’t want to see this. Get it off my feed. Remove it. I hate you. 1545964
abenomicon @abenomicon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026help does anyone know the solution to the halting problem? (my computer keeps halting) 072
Reposted by abenomicon🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026they should do science fairs but about replicating papers 2273